Cats are like sock puppets that no hand controls.

Currently drinking a bottle of Aquafina water and noticing that the bottle is very phallic shaped. It's an exceptionally slender bottle...

Didn't talk Tim into watching Pulp Fiction . Instead, I went to Target with him where he bought some storage containers. Apparently, his...

Not much to say to-day. I spent my time last night organising stuff on the computer (as you can see, I changed my blog a bit. Made it more s...

I am so uncute. Rate Your Cuteness! brought to you by Quizilla Found the test on Mel's journal.

It's nearly 5pm, and I've just finished breakfast, how pathetic am I? Not the first time . . . although, this time I have a somew...

As I was walking along in the mall to-day, a young woman asked me who was on my shirt. "Robert Smith," I said. It's a black...

For some reason, to-day my grandmother was trying to peddle Bill O'Reilly's book off on my aunt as my aunt was trying to walk out th...

Found this quiz on Mel's journal . . . You are Mary Bell. At the ripe old age of 10 you strangled a neighbor boy, afterwhich you car...

. . . I can't sleep. This may have to do with the fact that I slept in 'til 1pm on Sunday. It may have to do with the fact that I...

I am very angry to-day. Very angry. My anger has actually given me a headache. I'm so disgusted with 90% of reality right now that...

Just looking over the Forbes listing of 400 richest Americans (don't ask me why) and noticing that the list still includes one Rockefell...

Avast and stand well, me hearties, for with me swings a lantern's tale Aye, for who best sees ye cats sympathies for the gable and turn...

I wanna go back to sleep. Dasani's not as good the next day. Yesterday my sister told me that she and her boyfriend had broken up. Wh...

Gods . . . I'm angry. Tuesday was . . . disapointing. True, it could've been worse. I could've had Trisa's day. Her day ...

Did you know that Peppermint Patty was a swinger? I just drank a full bottle of Mountain Dew, and it's made me realise that I've...

Awakened this morning by fear! Fear of what exactly, I'm not sure. I just found myself suddenly griped by a mysterious, rapidly esca...

Why does my room smell like an aquarium? Ew? Saw a nice fellow Nebari on Caitlin Kiernan's forum this morning mention the upcoming Sh...

Watching the detectives to-day . . . As I read The Adventure of the Bruce-Partington Plans earlier, I was struck by how odd it is that ...

I'm sleepy. And lacking optimism, pessimism, and cynicism. I am void. My teeth hurt. Although not as bad as they did a few days ago. It...