Last night's tweets; Claws gently caress your front fanny pack. Rotary dials died in plastic jaws. Antennae dwell too long on what they ...

Despite the fact that I could've gone my whole life without seeing Paul Sorvino raise the roof, I didn't think Repo! The Genetic Ope...

Twitter Sonnet #123 Feet are too short to kick a funky skull. Purple soul heats a fine lady ninja. Tiny skateboarders orbit a snack bowl. Ho...

Last night's tweets; Blue leaves are wrong for an old colonel's scalp. Wellington's white roots touched subordinates. Moon men a...

Last night's tweets; Feet are too short to kick a funky skull. Purple soul heats a fine lady ninja. Tiny skateboarders orbit a snack bow...

Twitter Sonnet #122 Hope breaks no bones falling with thoughtless snow. When you get back to the top there's buzzards. Accepting all dis...

Some video of Saffy the Cat from yesterday; The music's by Nobuo Uematsu from the Final Fantasy VI soundtrack. I forgot to mention I go...

I was walking to my parents' house when I came very close to stepping on this beautiful lizard; I got some video, too. The music's b...

Twitter Sonnet #121 Dough Thor frowns at no cards on a treadmill. Beneath his beard is a spongy shark gut. It's a dusty plastic egg bin ...

Last night's tweets; The tacos to-day forgot Mexico. George Washington is drowning in coffee. Hope lives on in Gunbuster's Noriko. H...

The new Venia's Travels is online. Watch Wircelia getting mild amusement out of making life difficult for everyone. I actually finished...

Last night's tweets; Dough Thor frowns at no cards on a treadmill. Beneath his beard is a spongy shark gut. It's a dusty plastic egg...

Twitter Sonnet #120 Never fight a seal in a laundry room. Dreams of wet clothes find ways into stucco. Starch in the air conducts electric d...

Twitter Sonnet #119 Man makes onions occur in burritos. Some police won't hear of a car phone call. Goodness, don't you touch licens...

Last night's tweets; Coffee's a reward for a hard day's night. Rabbits hunted by cameras are confused. Smiling, televised art...

I've just gotten back from my parents' house where I watched the first part of the Oscars. I have no desire to see any more. I wante...

Twitter Sonnet #118 Wall eyed bat totems guard bags of sugar. Productive islands employ everyone. Montezuma's wife's an angry cougar...

I heard Joan Rivers on The Howard Stern Show earlier this week. She happily discussed and told jokes about a guy who died recently while sh...

Last night's tweets; Wall eyed bat totems guard bags of sugar. Productive islands employ everyone. Montezuma's wife's an angry c...

Twitter Sonnet #117 Jacks are hazardous to awkward robots. Espresso's bad for rusty metal joints. In the future, nuns wear plastic habit...