Yesterday, I was sure it was gonna happen. But, of course, it didn't.
You can't blame me for thinking it. It seemed full proof, and with contingencies.
Sunday, Tim's sister informed that banks will take birth certificates and California IDs as secondary IDs. And on Monday morning, I finally got my registration for Grossmont college.
So that's three possible IDs. The odds of this thing not happening, I thought, were too fucking slim.
Turns out, the only appropriate part of that expectation was the "fucking."
I paid for my classes okay (230 dollars for two classes, sheesh!), and then wandered over to the ASGC office, where one gets one's school ID . . . to find that it was closed until August 16.
"Okay," thinks me, "'tis time for plan B. And, if that doesn't work, there's plan C."
I decided to try the birth certificate first, as that would be the easiest to acquire--the California ID required a trip and probably a long wait at the DMV.
So to Washington Mutual I went with my certificate that said I been born . . . I stepped up and shook hands with a pretty young woman named Erica and said to her, "Now, I've tried this twice already so before we talk about anything else, I have to ask you . . . is a birth certificate an acceptable form of ID?"
She gave me a wincing smile that was a very clear "no." Talking further with her revealed that a California ID would also be useless.
Ah . . . ah . . . ah . . . well . . . I guess I'll just . . . wait for . . . August 16th . . . and see what goes wrong then.