Marvellously Flavourless

So I went ahead and watched The Marvels. I'm a Marvel completist, what can I say. That's how they get you. Well, it's how they get fewer and fewer people. I wasn't expecting the movie to be good but I didn't expect its mediocrity to make me so sad.

Bob Iger blamed the film's problems on a lack of oversight by busy Disney executives. Which is funny because too much studio interference is to what people usually attribute the flaws of MCU films. The Marvels does feel relatively cohesive in its voice. The trouble is writer/director Nia DaCosta and her co-writers Megan McDonnell and Elissa Karasik have delivered something that feels out of touch with human experience.

People die, planets are ravaged, suns are destroyed, and ironic comments are made and casual jabs about celebrity and wardrobe float around. Care about these characters, the movie tells us, but don't worry, you don't have to care that much. Even if you want to, we're going to discourage it.

Iman Vellani as Ms. Marvel is the best part of the movie. She actually manages an interesting performance but she's kept at an emotional distance like everyone else. Captain Marvel (Brie Larson) tells her, "Don't talk to those people," when Ms. Marvel remarks to a crew of enemy goons that she doesn't have the power of flight. Could this be the beginning of exploring the snobbishness which Brie Larson can't seem to suppress? It would have been kind of nice if they made it part of the character instead of just an accident of Larson's personality. Alas, it seems more likely just another manifestation of the filmmakers' inability to emotionally engage.

All the space stuff feels like dim echoes of Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor Ragnarok, the ironic visual noise now an unsatisfying centrepiece in the absence of the emotional core of story about people. It is much like The Eternals, the other Marvel movie directed by a woman. Some would say this is a sign women can't direct superhero movies. Maybe it's a sign Disney executives don't know how to hire directors.

The Marvels is available on Disney+.