The Long Dream

I finally managed to finish watching Sandman season 2 last night (not including the Death special). Sadly, it got to be a slog after the Season of Mists portion. The decision not to adapt A Game of You and most of the short story anthologies doesn't seem to have corresponded with a shorter episode order. So there's padding. Piles of plodding, ponderous, padding. It's filled with Netflix's notorious excessive exposition designed for people who are looking at their phones with the show playing in the background.

Still, I'd say the primary flaw is that Dream is too humanised. It flattens the story out into a more conventional drama. That was the great thing about A Game of You and the shorts in which Dream barely appeared. It augmented the sense of him as a force of nature who could appear at any time, whose ways and motives were a little mysterious. A few other changes I suspect were due to corporate feminism, like the idea to make Despair just a normal lady instead of a naked wreck clawing at her face constantly with a little fish hook. Or the decision to make Nuala's glamour just a different hair style, a little more makeup, and received pronunciation. I often complain about people seeming to be against beauty, but there seems to be an equally fervent effort to deny the existence of ugliness. But I guess if you have to eliminate one, you have to eliminate the other. Like one of the good lines in the last episode suggests, one opposite defines the other.

The last episode was pretty good, once I settled into its mournful pace. I think this is the first time I truly appreciated Jacob Anderson who places Daniel, the second Dream. His performance somehow conveyed the strange experience of somehow being simultaneously filled with knowledge and being slightly bewildered. The return of Boyd Halbrook as a new version of the Corinthian was also nice but the show's attempt to build chemistry between him and Joanna Constantine was a little lopsided. As much as I like Jenna Coleman, something about her performance wasn't giving enough in their interactions. Even when they were plainly in the same room, it felt a little like she recorded everything remotely.

I wonder if the season would've been better if Neil Gaiman hadn't been cancelled. The story being about the death of the title character, whom many people take as an avatar of the author, couldn't help but resonate slightly with the real life story of Gaiman's disappearance from public discourse following allegations and lawsuits. I felt a bit like I was watching the final death throes of '90s indie comics fantasy and community making way for a new kind of communal dream. Watching a reel of tiktokers gloating over the death of Charlie Kirk this morning, I can't say I'm feeling optimistic for the new one.

The Sandman is available on Netflix.

Robert Redford

Robert Redford passed away a couple days ago. He was 89. The first Robert Redford movie I saw was 1972's Jeremiah Johnson, the story of a young man who decides to take up residence alone up a mountain. I saw that in high school and my envy for the character's lifestyle has only increased. It was one of Redford's first successes though he's better known for Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and All the President's Men. The former inspired the name of the famous Sundance Film Festival he started in Utah, one which has been among the most instrumental organisations for promoting independent film in the world. That alone would make him worth honouring in my book.

He was certainly the model of a movie star with perfect symmetrical looks. And he was a good actor. I admired his decision to forgo any kind of cosmetic surgery as he aged. Even with a face lined with wrinkles, he appeared in what I continue to consider the best MCU movie to date, Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

The Bad Magic Builds

One of the most underrated films of all time has been getting its due, gradually over the past fifteen years or so. This year, Criterion is releasing its own blu-ray of 1977's Sorcerer. I'd say it's a tough call whether this or Michael Mann's Thief is the manliest procedural film of all time. I first reviewed Sorcerer back in 2015. I liked it then but I love it now.

There are different ways a movie can benefit from multiple viewings. With Vertigo, the second viewing shifts your perspective because you know more about a character's motives. Sorcerer is different because it's a film that takes a while to really tell you what it's about. The original trailer (seen above) doesn't really tell you, either, so a lot of people would've gone in more or less blind. That creates a kind of tension that's absent on subsequent viewings and I found I was better able to appreciate the backstories director William Friedkin gave to his disparate and desperate four men. Four bad men--an American gangster, an Italian hitman, an Arab terrorist, and a crooked French banker--wind up together in the jungle with the job of transporting volatile explosives. Without any moral centre, you go in knowing all the characters are working without a net. There's no reason for any god or angel to look out for these bastards.

I love the misdirection of the title. There may be no literal magic in the story but Friedkin conjures it with editing and Tangerine Dream's eerie score. The sense of these guys caught in a horrible spell is perfectly counterbalanced by the uncompromising realism of the shooting locations and set pieces. And man, that fucking bridge sequence has to be among the most masterful pieces of cinema ever committed to film. The tension is just unparalleled as you watch these massive trucks going over that impossibly rickety old bridge in pouring rain and wind. Every snap of a wooden plank, every extreme sway of the bridge that threatens to dump one of these decrepit monsters into the drink, is absolutely captivating.

Sorcerer is available on The Criterion Channel.

The Politics Outside Your Body

I was reading Gulliver's Travels again over the weekend. My life has changed a lot since the first time I read the book, enabling me to appreciate it better as a political satire. A lot of people may wonder at all the time Swift spends on details of his protagonist passing waste in the land of Lilliput, inspiring the crude humour of the Jack Black adaptation. This can be better appreciated by those who have spent a significant amount of time in a foreign culture in which one is suddenly confronted by different attitudes towards hygiene and the appropriate times and places for certain bodily functions. One may suddenly find one's own body grotesquely large in the imagination as things which one's native society has compartmentalised into cognitive non-existence are suddenly things that must be confronted on a regular basis. Likewise, the things which distinguish human from animal may differ from country to country and explorers from the 16th through the 18th century found themselves among civilisations that seemed to them closer to animals or in civilisations that regarded the explorers as closer to animals.

The political parties of Lilliput are a more obvious point of satire. The idea that a faction of Lilliputians are exiled to a neighbouring country because they believed in breaking eggs at the fatter end, the so called "Big-Endians", recall religious exiles like the Huguenots or the exiled Royalists after the English Civil Wars. From a distance, one wonders how such bitter differences can arise from such arbitrary details. But I've come to thinking that they're not so different from LGBTQ, specifically trans, issues in America now, particularly after two high profile killings, the transwoman who killed the Catholic school children and the man, Tyler Robinson, who shot Charlie Kirk. Robinson has been revealed to have been in a relationship with a transwoman.

A lot of people are talking about a new civil war in the U.S. but I was thinking it would be an odd sort of civil war. Thinking about the beginnings of the English or first American civil wars, I remember primarily reading about disputes regarding the rights of rulers and governed and then formations of militias, funding, pamphlets, etc. To-day's talk of civil war comes from lone gunmen acting without particular encouragement for the deed itself which is hotly debated in aftermath. There's so far no talk of taking territory by force on the left.

It does seem to me, though, very like a religious war. Religious groups do have lone fanatics who sometimes act unilaterally. I should preface by saying I fully support and believe in the rights of trans people to have their self-perceived identities respected. Though I think the fundamental philosophical difference here is between people who believe in the primacy of self-perception and people who believe in the primacy of society's perception of the individual. This could all boil down to whether you consider Satan the true protagonist of Paradise Lost, I suppose. Years ago, when I was first encountering the ideas around trans issues, I wondered why it mattered so much whether you believed trans people were born in the wrong body or trans people were people who decided to change gender at some point in their lives for one reason or another. I also didn't understand why both sorts of people couldn't exist simultaneously. I gradually read between the lines and realised it was because if it was an issue of fundamental, even genetic, identity, it was easier to argue against the kinds of social and institutional bullying trans-people are often subjected to. But this is essentially a matter of faith, which is a statement many trans-people may take issue with as much as a Protestant or Catholic might have in the 16th century. To them, it was a matter of truth versus delusion.

At issue in both cases is a system of morality. JK Rowling's horror at transwomen in public restrooms comes from a fundamental belief that if society can't dictate to individuals a certain set of boundaries of behaviour, then we are on a dangerous road. It's less about sex specifically than it is about the belief that social order follows from a certain flow of conditioned reality perception. And that's exactly like a religious war. Protestants could point to plenary indulgences as granting license for corrupt behaviour while Catholics might say denying such grace is a too severe and fundamentally non-Christian point of view. Catholics would point to the desecration of churches by Protestants as sacrilege that threatens the fabric of society while Protestants would argue that worshiping icons directly contradicts the prescribed set of rules delineated for society by the bible. It's a fundamentally different view of reality and the two sides each found the other as odious as trans rights individuals and conservatives in the U.S. find one another to-day.

I guess we can take some comfort in the fact that Catholics and Protestants haven't been killing each other very much lately.

Digging About the Roots

MGM has a bunch of episodes of The Addams Family series from the 60s up on YouTube. The other day, I watched an episode called "The Addams Family Tree" which has racked up over two million views since it was uploaded in 2019.

In this one, Pugsley and Wednesday go to a neighbour kid's birthday party but, as usual, the Addams Family clash with the normies and barely seem to notice. It's so nice to see John Astin as Gomez. He and Raul Julia had that mad intensity the character requires and Luis Guzman utterly lacks. It's so sad everyone has to pretend Guzman was great casting.

The family is unambiguously wealthy in the old series and a number of gags depend upon their wealth. One moment I found interesting is at 2:30 in the video, when Gomez and Morticia are sending the kids off to the birthday party.

GOMEZ: "Remember children, not every family is as fortunate as we are. Not everyone has a beautiful old house like ours. A car with all the right sounds and smells."

MORTICIA: "You must be modest about our advantages."

The joke is that no normal person would envy the Addams Family home or lifestyle but the dialogue is based on a then standard morality. I read the 1911 edition of The Boy Scouts Handbook recently which cautioned Scouts against resenting the wealthy. I'm reminded, too, of the scene from Kurosawa's Stray Dog of the girl complaining about how expensive dresses are flaunted in front of people like her, with little or no money. At one time, managing resentment for the advantages of others was part of the work ethic and civility in general. I guess it was easier to maintain these principles when a tall drip coffee at Starbucks only cost a dollar.

At the Close of the Day

Finishing the disappointing second season of Wednesday last night, I got to thinking what a rare and ephemeral thing genuine creative achievement can be. I suspect Wednesday collapsed under too much polish and too many cooks in the kitchen.

I maintain that the fourth episode is good. Uncle Fester is unquestionably the high point of the season and it's a shame he didn't hang around for the succeeding episodes. After the lame body swap episode, I expected things to pick up in the final two episodes directed by Tim Burton. However, it was no longer '90s Burton but dull, corporate treadmill Disney Burton. The new dance sequence perfectly encapsulates everything wrong with this season.

There's nothing bad about the dance. Two pretty girls dance in a creatively choreographed sequence tied into the plot with a competent new song from Lady Gaga. It's a well made dance scene. Much like the writing this season, which lacks the glaring logistical flaws of season one. Some things may not make sense, like the way the characters behave in the body swap episode, or the fact that Agnes runs to Enid for help in the final episode despite Enid needing to stay in a cage due to a critical problem with her werewolf transformation. One subliminally understands that the characters have to interact because they're the main characters, that it's a limitation of the writers' imaginations or possibly the show's budget rather than the fever dream ridiculousness of the character actions and disjointed timelines of season one.

Perhaps it was the atmosphere of accident and haste that produced the good qualities of season one as well as the bad. The great thing about season one, as Grace Randolph put it, was seeing Wednesday "out of her comfort zone" dealing with romance. In a word, the character exhibited vulnerability. In season two, Jenna Ortega put her foot down and insisted that Wednesday would never, ever engage in a romantic plot. This is despite Wednesday's romantic subplot in Addams Family Values, the piece of Addams Family media arguably most influential on Wednesday.

The tension in Wednesday season one was between Wednesday's tightly controlled demeanour and the ever lingering possibility of her losing control. There's no sense of a loss of control anywhere in season two. The awkwardly inserted reaction shots of Jenna Ortega in the dance scene have much the tone of her appearance in the whole season. It's somehow as though Wednesday the character isn't truly there, as though she were added in post-production. The dance sequence in season one was captivatingly messy. There was the unexpected use of "The Goo Goo Muck", a much more arrestingly strange song than the bland new piece from Lady Gaga. There was the surprise in the very fact that Wednesday was capable of or willing to dance at all and the further unexpected fact of her odd and awkward grace.

Season 2 has fewer mistakes and it took fewer risks. The thing is, if an artist doesn't take risks or allow herself to be vulnerable, it's rare she'll ever produce anything interesting. Partly this is because, and certainly in a teen drama, the viewer is watching the characters to see how they deal with their own vulnerabilities. We all have vulnerabilities in life and art is useful when it reflects that.

Wednesday is available on Netflix.

Our Heroines in New Contexts

This week's new Panty and Stocking was kind of brilliantly weird. It featured only two stories, presented by Garterbelt, wearing a suit and somberly addressing the viewer like Rod Serling.

The first story is ostensibly a parody of John Carpenter's The Thing, with a nod to The Thing from Another World in its title, "The Sex from Another World", but the title image is a clear reference to the Carpenter version.

The story itself, however, bears much more resemblance to Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce or even 2013's Under the Skin (with several visual nods to Aliens). In this story, Panty is a succubus alien who drains the men she has sex with of their lifeforce, leaving them withered husks. Once again, the makers of the show make a point of portraying nudity, even pubic hair, again reminiscent of Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce. It wasn't necessarily funny but kind of fascinating, like a real weird tale in its own right.

The second story, though, was just a pure, bizarre delight. The title is "Lord of the Kokan the Great" which seems to be a mashup of Lord of the Rings and Conan the Barbarian (which is known as Konan the Great in Japan). But it seems less like a parody of either one but more like the artist's dim memory of watching an incomprehensible foreign sword and sorcery film late at night some time in the 80s.

The whole thing is shown with scan lines and slightly blurry low resolution, emulating a crappy VHS. All the characters speak in an unintelligible gibberish while subtitles helpfully supply us with only another bizarre, incomprehensible string of symbols. In this one, Panty is a child in a mediaeval fantasy world who, after witnessing the death of someone important to her, grows up to be a massive, hulking hermaphrodite bent on revenge and perhaps world domination. I guess their purple and pink dinosaur steed is meant to be Stocking.

It really captures that feeling of stumbling across some late night import on an obscure cable channel and marvelling at what you see even as you strain to decipher just what the hell could be going on.

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt is available on Amazon Prime.

Times of Death and Destruction

I was just listening to a bit of Bill Maher's interview with Charlie Kirk from four months ago. Of course the views on it have skyrocketed. I hadn't listened to it before because I wasn't interested in Kirk. He didn't seem like a particularly big fish. Well, his killer has made sure he is now and will be for a long time. I've already been hearing soundbites from his speeches and talk show appearances being spread around. So martyrdom accomplished.

By the way, the guy I saw in footage yesterday ended up not being the killer, who's still at large. So I guess the cops just humiliated an old guy for no good reason. But shit happens. The cops could've been a little gentler with him but I know they had a job to do in a hectic situation. In the Maher interview, he and Kirk discuss how the Left has demonised cops, which is something I agree with the two of them on. We need cops and they're often painted with too broad a brush. As an artist, I guess, I'm more interested in inevitable human complexity than subscribing to the political convenience of conceptualising whole segments of humanity as soulless blobs.

That said, Kirk comes across as an honest but dopey guy. He kind of reminds me of one of the kids my age who lived on my block when I was a kid. He was a nice guy but he was Mormon and held a lot of opinions I thought were fundamentally daft. But I still played with him. That's just how life was before the internet sorted everyone's social life into vacuum sealed echo chambers, You had to make friends with the people who were in proximity because you had no other options.

I was reading about the riots in Nepal this morning, too. It's not the first time I've heard about the class conflicts tearing apart that country. Before I came to Japan, there was a wealthy Chinese student I was tutoring who went to Nepal and came back telling me how astonished he was at the visible wealth disparity, how he saw garbage and starving people next to expensive cars. I met a wealthy girl from Nepal a few years ago through a mutual friend. We went hiking together and she listened to me ramble about the English Civil Wars. No wonder she found the topic so interesting.

Reading about Japanese history lately, I've been fascinated by how many riots and attempted revolutions there have been in this country famous for its conformity. A man named Oshio Heihachiro led an attempted revolt in Osaka that ultimately failed. Born into wealth and privilege, he was nonetheless angered by the disparity he saw between the lives of the rich and the lives of the poor. He seems admirable in retrospect but I find myself reflecting more on the inefficacy of violence. It's a snake that seems, more often than not, to turn on and bite its master. It's a poor substitute for intellectual development and cultivated compassion.

Another Shooting

The alleged shooter of Charlie Kirk appears to be an elderly white man in footage being dragged away by police with his fallen pants around his ankles. The impression I have of his repeated attempts to stop and kneel is that he's trying to pull his pants up but the cops just keep moving. I'm reminded of the now commonly repeated story about the English army at Agincourt shitting themselves in the midst of a battle that was later immortalised as a great and glorious triumph. I wonder how this guy's pants falling down will be used or will it be edited out, either to show him as more heroic or a less pathetic threat.

I saw the footage on an X account of a Jewish woman who admires Charlie Kirk, whose Wikipedia entry calls him a believer in "the antisemitic Cultural Marxism conspiracy theory." I'd heard conservatives use the term before though I never would have thought it an antisemitic theory considering that Marx himself was unmistakably an antisemite. I've been looking for something this morning that would explain to me how the belief in Cultural Marxism is antisemitic but have been so far unsuccessful. Many sites and articles just seem to reiterate the claim in multiple ways without supplying evidence.

The shooting of Kirk follows a couple weeks after the shooting of two Catholic school children by a shooter who left behind several disturbed statements including the unmistakably antisemitic "Six million was not enough."

Trump himself was shot before the election. Left and Right live in different realities concerning the January 6th event when a crowd of Trump supporters entered the U.S. Capitol Building. One of the people, an unarmed young woman named Ashli Babbitt, was shot and killed, an incident that also differs in the apparent reality experienced by the different political factions.

It doesn't surprise me that people on the Left are committing so much violence against those on the Right. Leftwing rhetoric in the U.S. has become increasingly violent towards the Right for twenty years. I've spoken against it again and again and rarely received encouraging responses. Trump's crimes and corruption are clear yet they're obscured when people are doing shit like this.

X Sonnet 1960

The boiling bubbles pop above the pot.
Below, the flame forbore the need for gas.
The sun's obscured behind a human spot.
A deadly game began about an ass.
The iron grid was fast and barely seen.
A cross of fire carried blood and lead.
What strangled thoughts would prod the jumping bean?
Who seeks a spark among the ghastly dead?
As smoke dispersed, the room was tattered drapes.
The chairs were broke and people crawled away.
Beyond the door, the creatures hid in capes.
A street was filled with glass and strange dismay.
Like shivered shades are human lives at dawn.
The movie veil has dropped and hearts were gone.

Sparkle Spackle

The difference in quality between Tim Burton episodes and all the others is really stark in Wednesday season 2. After Burton's episode 4, I was primed for more and proceeded to the next two, which were directed by Angela Robinson. Both were equally braindead. Maybe episode six was a little worse.

Six has a body swap plot in which Wednesday trades bodies with her peppy, polar opposite roommate, Enid. It's a predicament that would be so much easier for the two if they explained it to their friends and family, which seems like it would be the obvious thing to do in a school filled with gorgons, werewolves, and sirens. There's not rational reason for them to go to any great lengths to keep it secret except that it's an allegory for teenage anxieties, which reveals once again the fundamental flaw of allegory that Tolkien famously disliked (and I mean famously, a lot of people seem to point to Tolkien's dislike of allegory these days). The two actresses do such a great job mimicking each other anyway that everyone else seems like moron for not figuring out what's going on.

I noticed episodes five and six have a fairly self-contained plot involving Wednesday trying to track down and neutralise the Hydes. It's more or less resolved by the end of episode six, as though they were clearing the decks to make way for Lord Tim Burton's final two episodes. There's definitely an impression of a firmer hand at the rudder this season.

Alice Shrinks and Expands

Over a hundred and fifty years after it was written, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland continues to influence people all over the world, including here in Japan. This year brings us a Japanese anime adaptation called Fushigi no Kuni de Alice to: Dive in Wonderland. The Japanese title of Alice in Wonderland is Fushigi no Kuni no Alice (不思議の国のアリス), which translates to "Alice's Mysterious Country". This new movie's title is slightly different, translating to something like "With Alice in the Mysterious Country". The central protagonist is not Alice but a young woman called Rise (Hara Nanoka) whose adventure is a virtual reality exploration in a film I found to be surprisingly progressive with a pro-A.I. message. And not a bad film.

It's the political angle that may have made the film unpopular in Japan. It's playing at the movie theatre a few blocks from me, which is where I saw it on Sunday, but none of the students I've mentioned it to so far have even heard of it. Japan, like seemingly all first world countries, has been leaning increasingly to the right.

Rise has the usual preoccupations of a young woman of her age in Japan. She worries about interviews and her professional future. When she can't sleep, she kills zombies in a first person shooter game on her phone.

She's summoned to her deceased grandmother's lavish manor with enormous gardens modelled on Alice in Wonderland. Rise's fondest memories from childhood involve reading the Alice books with her grandmother. Upon entering the manor, she's escorted to a waiting room and given a virtual reality helmet. She puts it on and her phone is transformed into an apple which is immediately stolen by an angry White Rabbit whom Rise then chases throughout the film. The Fall of Man allegory here is intentional. When Rise finally catches up with the apple, she starts eating it and is transformed into the Jabberwock, a transformation which begins with her turning black and sprouting bat wings, an obvious visual reference to Satan. But the film doesn't go in the direction you might think and in general has a message very much in support of smart phones, virtual reality, and artificial intelligence. Alice (Maika Pugh) is an A.I. character, perpetually cheerful and always supportive of Rise, lacking the petulance the girl occasionally exhibits in the books and in other film adaptations.

Ultimately, the film's message is one of self-creation in which the distractions Rise's been encouraged to feel ashamed of are revealed to be expressions of her true wants and needs. I don't agree with the film's whole-hearted embrace of technology which has already shown a capacity for manipulating its users to sinister ends but I do admire self-creation and this was certainly a more interesting film than I was expecting. I was disappointed the chess pieces in the film were black and white instead of red and white as they are in Through the Looking Glass.

Fushigi no Kuni de Alice to: Dive in Wonderland is in theatres in Japan.

Addams Continued

Last night I had Laura Palmer's favourite dinner, potato pancakes and cream corn, while I properly watched Wednesday season 2, episode 4. I said yesterday I'd gotten to episode 4 but only a brief part of it when I woke up after sleeping through episode 3. I'm glad I went back and watched it properly because it's an amazing episode.

It has a lot to praise. Joanna Lumley is amazing, sharp and funny, and Christina Ricci is going full steam as a wacko, being much more captivating than she ever was in season one. Generally, the impression I get is of everyone saying, "Oh, shit, people are actually watching this!"

The winner, though, has gotta be Fred Armisen's Uncle Fester who seemed like an afterthought in season one. Here, he's integral. The makers of the show realised what made the character so good in Addams Family Values, that he's basically indestructible and loves pain.

Oh, and there's that adorable new stalker character. Wednesday choosing to exploit her instead of fight her actually feels genuinely Wednesday Addams-ish. There seems to be a genuine attempt to make the protagonists immoral, which I appreciate.

I loved the action scenes in the asylum which Burton put together really well--episode 4 is the second to be directed by Burton this season, after the first episode. The makers of the show (I'm careful not to say the writers because the jump in quality makes me question who's creatively responsible) are good at considering how the superpowers of the different "Outcasts" play off each other, getting me to think this team would be perfect for creating an iteration of X-Men before I realised, "Oh, this is X-Men." A boarding school for people born with special abilities, shunned and misunderstood by normal society. No wonder it doesn't feel like The Addams Family. I'm sure I'm not the first to point it out.

The episode uses a bit of music from the Vertigo soundtrack. I guess whoever chose to do so doesn't remember Kim Novak taking out a full page ad to accuse The Artist of rape when that film used a bit of the Bernard Herrmann score. Or maybe they just didn't care. As for me, it didn't bother me as much as its use in The Artist, maybe just because Wednesday is a better product altogether. I will say it's confusing. It's a very short excerpt, when Fester kisses Louise at the end of the episode. Not everyone would recognise the music--I'm sure most viewers don't. But they went to the trouble of securing the rights to the music (presumably) so it must have had some meaning. I really don't know what it could be, though.

Wednesday is available on Netflix.

Her Name for a Day

I started watching season 2 of Wednesday a couple days ago. So far the writing's been better than the first season's but that's really not saying much. It still feels like a show about Addams Family cosplayers rather than a show about the actual Addams Family but at least so far there hasn't been anything outrageously stupid like the group teamed with Wednesday walking out of the room in protest over the fact that she's going to torture someone instead of, you know, stopping her from torturing someone. Or Wednesday storming off to fight the big bad and her strategy ending up being standing there, starring blankly, and waiting for someone to rescue her she has no reason to expect. So far there's been none of that nonsense but I'm only four episodes in and I slept through episode three.

It was smart of the show's makers to spread out the Tim Burton directed episodes this season instead of lumping them all in the first half. After the first half of season one, I felt very little motivation to watch the rest of the season. However bad the writing gets, I could always rely on Burton to at least come up with some interesting compositions and shot juxtapositions. He and Jenna Ortega really are a good team. It's so late in his career but he may have just now found his Marlene Dietrich to his Josef von Sternberg.

Catherine Zeta-Jones returns as Morticia Addams in a much larger role, now also investigating murder instead of committing it as the real Morticia would do. Zeta-Jones looks so different to how she looked in the first season, I really thought she might have been recast. I think it's a combination of plastic surgery and self-starvation. She looks like a completely different person.

There are lots of illustrious actors hopping onto the bandwagon this season, including Steve Buscemi, Christopher Lloyd, Joanna Lumley, and Billie Piper. I appreciate them all. I'm looking forward to Lady Gaga in the second half.

Ratings haven't been so strong as last season. I'd say that's the effect of bad writing. I also heard Jenna Ortega didn't want to do any romance in season 2, which was the most interesting thing about her character's story in season one. Hopefully it'll prove a false vow as when Peter Capaldi said he didn't want any hint of romance between the Twelfth Doctor and Clara on Doctor Who.

The Phantom of the Opera music in the trailer is distractingly recognisable.

Wednesday is available on Netflix.

Scars Revisited

Since I know the Spirit Halloween shops have been open back in the U.S. for at least a month, I figure we're well into the Halloween season. I've been in the mood for vampire movies lately so I watched 1970's Scars of Dracula again. This is a Hammer film starring Christopher Lee in the title role, his fifth Dracula movie for Hammer studios, and the second to be released that same year.

I often want to watch Scars of Dracula but end up watching the wrong film because I forget the title and all I remember is that Patrick Troughton plays his assistant. So it's been a few years since I watched it instead of Taste the Blood of Dracula or Dracula Has Risen from the Grave. It's certainly an interesting role for Troughton who here plays a hideous henchman who constantly lusts after the female lead, Jenny Hanley, who's gorgeous but kind of boring. 1970 was just a year after Troughton had retired from Doctor Who. One of the differences between modern and classic Who is that some of the new actors seem to get more of a boost to their careers. Troughton's name isn't even mentioned in the trailer.

Scars of Dracula was directed by Roy Ward Baker who also directed The Vampire Lovers, also released in 1970. What a year for Hammer. The Vampire Lovers is a far more interesting film but Scars has one of Lee's best, most understated performances as Dracula. I like the scenes where he meets his unexpected guests at the castle. Lee never leers for whines. He seems slightly distracted but intense, as though he's constantly calculating the risks and the quickest ways he can get to arteries.

Unfortunately, the movie prominently features fake bats. It's amazing how many decades went by in which rubber bats on wires were a special effect that somehow contented audiences. It's hard to imagine how they could've done it better with the technology at hand. I feel like animated bats would've been an improvement but that would likely have required more of a budget.

The Reference Club

This week's new Panty and Stocking featured a rare reference to a classic Japanese movie followed by two John Hughes parodies. It wasn't bad.

The first story is also unusual for focusing on Stocking. The title is "The Ohagi of Doom", with the very different Japanese alternative title of "大御菓子峠", which roughly translates as "Super Snack Pass". Both titles reference the Nakadai Tatsuya samurai movie The Sword of Doom/大菩薩峠 though the plot bears no resemblance to the film. Stocking is after a fabled sweet, competing with thousands of other sweet fanatics and, finally, a ghost.

After this, the show's back to American movie references and sexual gross out humour with two shorts parodying John Hughes movies. First there's a Home Alone parody called "Not 2 Home Alone" in which the two new boy Angels infiltrated Panty and Stocking's home, encounter some kinky gadgets, and accidentally masquerade as the angels. After this is a short called "Six Hundred and Sixty Six Candles", easily the best of this week's three, consisting of a parody of not just Sixteen Candles but also featuring references to Pretty in Pink and The Breakfast Club.

One of the demon sisters, Kneesocks, is depressed because her sister is absent on her 666th birthday, an important milestone for any demon. Already I appreciated this clever parody premise. Panty, feeling oddly benevolent for once, decides to cheer Kneesocks up by taking her as her date to the local high school prom. Of course, they end up fighting a ghost, at which point Panty is reminded to her regret that she'd gone commando for the evening, and the show's creators don't shy from showing this clearly. I was a little surprised there was no reference to Anthony Michael Hall getting Molly Ringwald's panties.

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt is available on Amazon Prime.

A Place to Live, That's All

Last night I dreamt I was living in a large, dimly but warmly lit room with big, worn couches and various other bits of furniture and props that had seem better days. It had the vibe of backstage at a theatre. I looked in a mirror and saw I was a different person, a young man in his twenties with a couple days' growth of dark blonde beard and high, wide cheekbones. In each hand, he or I held a light bulb and one of them was illuminated like I was Uncle Fester.

I put on a black hat and went outside where a crowd was gathered around a woman who was quizzing people about a blurry picture of type-writer text projected on a brick wall. She was looking for one word. I said, "Research!" This was the correct answer. I felt like I'd cheated, though, because I'd seen her give the same presentation to another group. She raised her right leg and spat at the bottom of her bare foot. She offered it to me and I shook it.

X Sonnet 1959

Determined rain was fifty percent ahead.
Of nine, a pair of pins defend the ball.
What bowling storms can say's already said.
And yet parades approach the lightning hall.
With glitter drops, a party bucket tips.
You know the scene was made in velvet gum.
Your dancing shoes will stick on diamond chips.
Your thoughts reverse to power absent Lum.
Another planet brought the stormy girl.
Confused, the storm besought her flying dad.
As warnings came, the dancing lobsters curl.
A hundred years have failed to stop the fad.
A snail and whiting ever need release.
You see, it's violence keeps the ocean's peace.

The Fellowship of the Slow Inevitable Death

Speaking of the pervasive influence of Tolkien, I started watching Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (葬送のフリーレン) recently, an anime series that premiered in 2023. It's likely more directly inspired by Dungeons and Dragons, though Dungeons and Dragons is largely based on Tolkien, demonstrating how Tolkien continues to shape the fantasy genre worldwide, even indirectly. I would describe Frieren as Tolkien meets mono no aware, the Japanese artistic concept manifested in contemplating evidence of slowly, inexorably encroaching death. Arguably there's plenty of mono no aware in Lord of the Rings already since much of the story concerns the passing of people and civilisations, though Tolkien ultimately places more emphasis on returning glory than Japanese mono no aware stories tend to do. Frieren is clearly a low budget series but it's not bad.

It's available on Netflix in Japan where I see it's rated 16+, despite the fact that it was a thirteen year old student who recommended it to me. I guess folks don't pay much attention to these age ratings. Anyway, for the life of me I can't figure out why the show's rated 16+ though I'm only three episodes in. Maybe there'll be a violent orgy in episode 10 though it would require a pretty drastic shift in tone.

The title character is an elven mage whom we meet as a member of an adventuring party that also includes a human priest, a human hero, and a dwarf. There's no swordplay on this show because it's more difficult and expensive to animate. Even anime series that do include swords usually depict the fights as consisting of glowing swords shooting beams of power.

In the first episode, after a great victory, the party go their separate ways. We follow Frieren for a montage of her studying and wandering over a span of decades before returning to the hometown of one of her former companions to find the formerly vain and feminine young man has aged into a bald, bearded old man. As in Tolkien and Dungeons and Dragons, elves have much greater life spans than humans, a fact that Peter Jackson emphasised with the Arwen segment in his adaptation of The Two Towers. Tolkien used the concept as an underlying tragedy in the stories of Beren and Luthien and Aragorn and Arwen, romances between a human male and an elf female. Romance is absent from Frieren, as it generally tends to be in anime, so the dramatic problem here is just in that Frieren has to live longer than her friends. She's described as "cold-hearted" multiple times but she does cry at her friends' funerals.

The show reminds me a bit of Violet Evergarden, another show in a Japanese fantasy version of Europe about a beautiful, emotionally withdrawn girl of supernatural abilities who lives with memories of a dead, handsome man with whom she shared a formative adventure but not a romance. It's notable that none of Frieren's former companions marry or have children. The priest, Heiter, adopts a girl named Fern whom he asks Frieren to take on as an apprentice. The wanderings of Frieren and Fern together make up the present time narrative of the series though most of their wanderings consist of Frieren revisiting important places in her adventures with the Tolkien-esque party. The show finds various ways to gently imply the ongoing tragedy of existence and the passage of time. Even a monster that Frieren and Fern fight, one that had previously been a difficult foe for the adventurer party, is now mainly interesting because his formerly powerful attack is now considered a simple, rudimentary spell. He's been outmoded by progress.

Frieren is available on Netflix in Japan.