Monday, December 15, 2014

Father of Father of Mother of Dragons

Did you know George R.R. Martin once ranked 1981's, Dragonslayer ahead of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pan's Labyrinth, La Belle et la Bete, and Raiders of the Lost Ark in a top ten list of fantasy films? His description of the film on the list contains a major spoiler so read at your own risk but I'll quote this bit:

It's surprisingly dark, and delivers some nice twists and turns along the way. Vermithrax Perjorative is the best dragon ever put on film (the dragons in Reign of Fire are a close second) and has the coolest dragon name as well.

I suppose Vermithrax may have been the best dragon created on film to that date though I found the variety of techniques used to create the monster--switching between different models and stop motion animation--and the brief space of time in which the dragon actually appears in the film sabotage attempts to establish the dragon's personality. I would certainly say Maleficent in dragon form in Disney's Sleeping Beauty was more impressive. But Dragonslayer is also a Disney film--co-produced with Paramount--surprising perhaps because of the relative darkness of the material Martin mentions. This was before Disney had Touchstone or Miramax so graphic, bloody violence and a scene establishing that Peter MacNicol is rather well hung were a bit jarring to see in a film bearing the Disney name. It is interesting for its moral ambiguity but unfortunately it fails for its lack of solid characterisation.

A problem particularly apparent in MacNicol who plays the Luke Skywalker-ish lead, apprenticed to a dying wizard played by Ralph Richardson. We can take the film as a coming of age story only by default. When MacNicol takes up the mantle of wizard he does so without hesitation and his self-confidence never seems to be challenged. He's sort of a blank.

More interesting perhaps is his costar Caitlin Clarke who plays a peasant daughter of a blacksmith who lives her life disguised as a boy in order to avoid the lottery which demands virgin women be sacrificed to the dragon periodically. When it seems MacNicol's character has vanquished the beast, she comes out as a women in a scene that's kind of sweet.

The film also features some gorgeous location shots form North Wales and Scotland.

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Sunday, December 14, 2014

From Bamboo to Koto

The appeal of nature, the inherent sympathy many human beings feel for it, is contrasted with the human compulsion to create artifice, to make cities, technology, and art, things which diverge from the world of forests and animals. Is one world truly better than the other? The typical answer is that the natural world is superior. Yet 2013's The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (かぐや姫の物語) provides a more complex and more interesting answer. It's also a truly extraordinary and gorgeous work of animation.

When most people think of Studio Ghibli they think of director Hayao Miyazaki. But there's another great director associated with the studio, Isao Takahata, best known in the west for his beautiful and brutal portrayal of the lives of a couple Japanese children during World War II, Grave of the Fireflies. The Tale of Princess Kaguya was his first full length feature in fourteen years and features a more stylised approach compared to Grave of the Fireflies, its imagery bearing a remarkable resemblance to art from Heian era (tenth century) Japan, the period from whence came the original folktale upon which the film is based.

In the forest one day, a wood cutter finds what appears to be a tiny girl sleeping in a bamboo stalk. He takes her home and he and his wife raise her as their own child. The beautiful Princess Kaguya grows up to be courted by the most affluent men in the country.

I loved the old fashioned fairytale feel to the movie, I love how the film preserves the story of how each suitor compares the Princess to a mythical item and so she tasks each one with finding the item he mentioned in order to win her hand. It has the feeling of The Three Little Pigs or Goldilocks and the Three Bears where a character follows a pattern of trying one thing and then another. Takahata successfully teases out a theme inherent in the original story about the relationship of the beauty of the natural world with a colder, more artificially refined beauty and makes an interesting aesthetic statement.

The intensely stylised quality of the film itself supports this statement as it contains renderings of nature that celebrate nature while inherently reflecting a human impression of nature arising from the same aspect of our brains that separates us from nature. The Princess, while loving the rough world of the country and living precariously by subsistence farming and the meagre earnings of her father seems to be imbued with a reverence for the artificial. She exhibits early unusually refined natural singing ability and seems to know the lyrics from birth of a song about birds, beasts, and trees. Her adoptive father finds gold nuggets and silk kimonos inside the bamboo in much the way he found the Princess and takes it to mean that he ought to take an expensive home in the capital and raise the girl like a real Princess. And who could argue with him? Why else would the bamboo be producing gold and kimonos?

The Princess seems to chafe in the new ornamental lifestyle, deliberately disobeying her new tutor and cultivating a garden with a tiny reproduction of the family's old home in the woods. And yet when company arrive, she demonstrates a masterful ability to play the koto and an inherent, unrivalled grasp of manners and decorum.

Ultimately, the film seems to suggest the thematic contrast is a movement from birth to death but it doesn't portray death as a negative thing any more than it portrays clinging to nature as infantile. Death is the truth behind artificial beauty and so there is an inherent sadness and yet also a grace to it.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

The "Bad Wolf" Rubs Elbows In Wolf Society

It's Saturday and it still feels like Doctor Who day so . . . This past week I've listened to a couple more audio plays, Loups-Garoux and Dust Breeding, a Fifth Doctor story and a Seventh Doctor story, respectively. I think I preferred Loups-Garoux but I enjoyed Dust Breeding very much. Loups-Garoux sees the Fifth Doctor and his non-human companion, Turlough, visiting a future, deforested Brazil that has become a dustbowl. I love the rare occasion when Doctor Who portrays a grim future that actually seems likely and it gives Turlough--next to Jamie my favourite male companion--an opportunity to grouse about how stupid humans are.

I found this image of Turlough with another non-human companion, Nyssa, on this Live Journal which appears to be entirely devoted to Nyssa.

I actually feel like none of the Fifth Doctor's companions were explored deeply enough. Certainly this picture makes me long for a story about a secret affair between Tegan and Nyssa;

Anyway, Turlough is also a companion whose potential I never thought was quite tapped in his run on the show. Most of his stuff is related to the second Guardians of Time story arc. But I liked how flawed he was without being a villain or whiney. He was a kid who had slightly sinister motives and some unexamined self hatred.

Loups-Garoux turns out to be about a secret society of werewolves and feels rather like White Wolf soap opera. The queen of the werewolves is played by Eleanor Bron, marking her third Doctor Who appearance after the television stories City of Death and Revelation of the Daleks. Here she has almost a romance with the Doctor who's given dialogue about how women aren't his field, how he knows little about this romance stuff, one of the few times I've heard the fact that the Doctor rarely has an acknowledged girlfriend addressed. Though, honestly, there are several Doctor and Companion pairings where I think the two absolutely must have been having sex, it's just never mentioned on screen (Romana, Sarah Jane, Jo, Liz, Jamie). The dialogue between Peter Davison and Bron is unfortunately a bit stilted, stuff about him being her champion in a ritual fight. There's far too much of the Doctor being flustered and the Queen Werewolf stating political reasons for marrying the Doctor. A real flirty back and forth between the two--like in the audio play "The Land of the Dead", would have been nice.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Weird Jolla

The latest of the many bees who've come to rest on my car. I guess 'tis the season of bee dying.

I took this at Plaza Bonita mall which is pretty far south. I had lunch at a bank owned Italian place called O's American Kitchen (previously Pat and Oscar's before they went bankrupt). I was approached by three people asking for money. I guess that's what I get for wearing spectator shoes. I finally gave one guy my breadsticks.

For the other end of the spectrum, I drove up to La Jolla to see the tide pools but the tide was high.

These seagulls were pretty funny. They just sat there screaming, totally unafraid, at everyone walking past, wanting some food:

I hate this camera. I'm tired of trying to trick it into giving me the exposure I want by pointing it at a bright patch and then trying to whip it quickly over to the dark area I'm actually trying to take a picture of to get around its insistence on only letting me use a set of prefab exposure settings. Canon knows best, I guess, so this is why I end up with these lousy washed out shots.

I need a proper camera. One that takes pictures at night without a flash. Though I've noticed the trick to doing it with this one is to keep the camera really still. Which is tough because I have an unsteady hand. People point at the squiggly lines in my comics as evidence I use Paint but, sadly, no, it's these lousy analogue hands. They give me no end of trouble in video games, too. I did manage to hold it steady long enough to get this photo of a church, though.

Across the street from the church was a slightly weird piece of motorised modern art, an eleven or so foot tall statue of a blacksmith pounding at an anvil. It's the sound I love the most, the rhythmic, undulating metal scraping mixed with the sound of the sea.

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Thursday, December 11, 2014

The Case Goes On

Last night I dreamt I was riding in the back seat of my friend's family's car and was asked to provide some Christmas music. The CD player was in the back with me so I put in the soundtrack to David's Wedding, a television musical produced for the Disney Channel in the late 1970s by David Bowie and members of The Pogues. The opening song began with slightly jubilant but elegiac flutes, accordion, and drum and bass like the beginning of The Pogue's "Broad Magestic Shannon" but it ended with David Bowie chanting "David's wedding" over and over. Of the television production, I remembered the song corresponding with David Bowie, in full Ziggy Stardust makeup and costume, curled up in the middle of what looked like a Sesame Street back alley set with artificial rain pouring down. Disney was criticised for racial insensitivity for airing the programme while David Bowie was praised for making an insightful and generally healing comment on the state of race relations in America in the late 1970s. In fact, the term "David's Wedding" became synonymous with Christmas. People didn't say, "Happy David's Wedding," but if you said, "David's Wedding is coming up at the end of the month," people would know you meant Christmas.

I also started watching the BBC's 1985 adaptation of Charles Dickens' Bleak House last night, an eight part series of one hour episodes with Diana Rigg as Lady Dedlock, Peter Vaughan as Tulkinghorn, and Denholm Elliot as John Jarndyce. Mostly I like it so far. I love the literally bleak quality of it, all the darkness with murky lanterns or candles feebly illuminating faces.

The casting is the best part, though, except for the overly slimy guy they have playing Guppy. Peter Vaughan, too, might come off as a bit too sanguine for Tulkinghorn but Diana Rigg as Dedlock seems perfect. However, the casting of Denholm Elliot as John Jarndyce cannot be rivalled in its perfection. Few actors would more perfectly and genuinely convey the combination of generosity, modesty, and deep, barely repressed sorrowful frustration.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

To Pick Up Some Power Converters

One of the enigmas of Star Wars: A New Hope is that Mark Hamill wasn't much of an actor. If you're like me, you've watched the first film enough times to become well acquainted with all the beats where Hamill reacts too early--his disappointed shoulder slump a split second too early when C3PO says, "There's not much to tell," his sometimes grating, whiny delivery. George Lucas isn't an actor's director and the only actors who come off well in his films are those with a massive cache of their own talent brought to the table. Yet the first Star Wars film not only works, Hamill works in it. Maybe his lacklustre performance actually helps foreground the world a bit more, but even that doesn't quite explain it. As I said, it's an enigma.

Hamill's since improved at least as a voice actor as his celebrated, long running career as the Joker in various animated and video game incarnations of Batman has shown. But the proof that Hamill in the late 70s didn't have what it takes to carry a film himself is in 1978's Corvette Summer. A poorly written adventure road film with not incompetent but truly dull direction, Hamill's uninteresting teenage gear-head navigates a nonsensical coming of age story with nothing particularly interesting to say.

Kenny (Hamill) is coming to the end of his last high school semester and he and his auto shop class wander a scrapyard, looking for a car to restore as a class project. It's Kenny who spots the Stingray Corvette and from then on he seems to regard the car as his.

But all the students take turns driving it when its finished, only classmate Danny Bonaduce for some reason taking it out alone and when he leaves the car parked on the curb to pick up some burgers and cokes, of course it's stolen. So begins Kenny's odyssey as he alone seems to have the urge to track the car down. Eventually he learns it's in Las Vegas and it's on the way there he hitches a ride from the person giving the best performance in the film, Annie Potts as Vanessa, a would-be prostitute.

Here in 1978 Potts is the sexy young woman and eight years later she played the old lady character at the age of thirty four in Pretty In Pink, which goes to show how Hollywood regards actresses over thirty. She invests real belief in Vanessa even though she's no better written than Kenny, and she's genuinely entertaining when scolding him for the various hijinks he gets up to in attempting to retrieve his car, or avoiding retrieving his car. For his part, he whines about her and everything else and complains when she tries to have sex with him. He's generally insufferable. I was just about out of patience for the film when Dick Miller showed up for an interesting cameo.

All too briefly, though.

The dull slog that is the remainder of the film features as villains the guy who played Leon in Blade Runner and Kim Milford, the star of Laserblast, the final film mocked on the Comedy Central run of Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

As bad as Hamill is in the movie, this guy is worse and it becomes a showdown between the mediocre and the inept in a high stakes etcetera.

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

The Monster In the Words, In a Look

If we're going to talk about fear, the question shouldn't be, "How do I make a movie scary?" but rather, "Why am I afraid?" And very fortunately for all of us, director Jennifer Kent gets it and she made her 2014 film The Babadook accordingly, a movie so good it's been bringing a smile to my face all day. It does exactly what a horror movie ought to do--it's personal; the supernatural elements are reflections of the crises experienced by the people involved. It's beautifully, stylishly shot, the performances, which are crucial, are very good. I'm so happy I saw this movie.

I kept thinking of the line from the Nine Inch Nails song "The Downward Spiral (The Bottom)": "Everything's blue in this world." Everything in The Babadook is either blue--usually a dark navy blue--or pale pink or beige until a red pop-up book called The Babadook mysteriously turns up on the shelf in the two storey Victorian home occupied by nursing home attendant Amelia (Eddie Davis) and her six year old son Samuel (Noah Wiseman). Samuel's father, as he matter of factly likes to tell anyone exhibiting the slightest curiosity, was killed in a car accident the night he drove Amelia to the hospital where she was to give birth to Samuel.

There is something vaguely oedipal going on--Samuel causes his mother no end of vexation with his obsession with weaponry. He builds himself a backpack mounted catapult, acquires firecrackers from the Internet, and is finally expelled from school when he brandishes a small crossbow. He constantly tells his mother how he plans to protect her, how the weapons are for killing "the monster".

Meanwhile, his behaviour is alienating all of Amelia's friends and causing her to lose sleep and general piece of mind. The fact that Samuel's violent behaviour is motivated from anxiety over the possibility of losing his mother makes it all the more difficult for Amelia to confront the issue. But when Samuel starts to believe in the Babadook, Amelia's inability to confront the issue starts to become a big part of the problem. Without giving too much away, I loved how this movie to some extent made Amelia into Jack and Wendy Torrence rolled into one character.

And director Jennifer Kent was quite consciously influenced by The Shining among other great movies. I would have liked her after reading this interview even if I hadn't just watched a movie by her I loved. Some quotes I especially liked;

". . . I really believe we need to face our darkness. We have this naïve illusion that life is meant to be perfect, and I think the sooner we realise that that’s never going to be true, the happier we’ll be."

"I think if people think sensitively and seriously about films in this canon, like The Shining and Let The Right One In, even going back to Vampyr and Nosferatu, there’s a real depth to those films – and the Polanski films as well, the domestic horrors. I guess they were my inspiration."

"Mythical stories run through all of us, and films like The Thing and Halloween are films that I love for their simplicity. Les Yeux Sans Visage, Eyes Without A Face, is a really beautiful film to me. I could rattle off many. But I love films like Texas Chain Saw Massacre as well, because that is a really shocking film, and it has a deeper reach to it than people really give it credit for."

And she apprenticed under Lars von Trier. Gods, I like her. I hope people fund all her movies for the rest of her life. See this movie, preferably in a theatre, if you can.

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Monday, December 08, 2014

Undated Homogeneous Moving Figures

Why not try, Michael Bay? Just a little, just for fun. Does the universe seem too devoid of meaning? Do you find comfort only in the vague status conferred by piles of money and the sycophants who respect it? Is that all you need? Or have you given up hope that there can be anything more? Bay only produced 2014's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles--it's directed by Jonathan Liebesman which might explain why it's better than Bay's Transformers: Age of Extinction. More coherent, anyway. It's every bit as stupid but it has a more uniform voice, a consistency in tone to its particular form of utter vapidity. It has three credited screenwriters but it feels like one solid half-assed vision. Like the many other reboots of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it was pretty much guaranteed a certain amount of profit. But in the continuing Looking Glass World absurdity of modern American cinema, this was the most profitable reboot of the franchise and it reflects the lowest amount of creative impulse.

Well, let me say there was something I liked about it--I liked the design of the turtles themselves, which I know a lot of people hated. Film critic Peter Howell of the Toronto Star called them "grotesque as a Terry Gilliam cartoon" which I think was meant to be a disparagement. I should only hope my art would one day be compared to Terry Gilliam's and it occurs to me that Gilliam would rock the shit out of Ninja Turtles. That should happen. I mean, there are other projects I'd prefer to see Gilliam handle first if he were given the kind of budget to work with this movie had. But a Terry Gilliam Ninja Turtles--that's a marriage made in Hell and it's undeniably seductive.

But, no, we have the Michael Bay/Jonathan Liebesman one instead. With Megan Fox, who I kind of applauded when she talked shit about Bay's manners on set of the first Transformers where he reportedly saw her only as a sex object. I guess as revenge they decided to put her in the role of a complete moron.

Imagine the dumbest, most misogynist portrayal of Lois Lane you've ever seen. Now lower it by 100 IQ points and you have Fox's April O'Neil, who works for a local New York television news department and she's absolutely stunned no-one believes her story about the six foot tall talking turtles whose existence she has no tangible evidence of.

Even when she finally has a photograph, she doesn't share it with her boss (played by Whoopi Goldberg) who is enraged that April would bring in this story. Which is weird, too--if your employee starts talking to you about seeing giant talking turtles in an earnest manner, do you get angry under the suspicion that they're trying to fool you? It's like cartoon cave man psychology: "Wait minute! Me know turtles can't talk!" I say "cartoon cave man" because think this movie would be a little low brow for Australopithecus afarensis.

In the old series, April O'Neil is basically a surrogate maternal character for the turtles. Here, she's the object of Michelangelo's sexual come-ons that she replies to in the same way she replies to everything, with a dim, vaguely worried expression.

I couldn't help thinking of this:

One could say the low level intelligence of the script is because the movie's aimed solely at young children. It clearly isn't when a big part of its target audience are thirty-somethings who grew up with the original series and the sexual titillation and the flirting between Fox's and Will Arnett's character would be generally meaningless to prepubescents but I guess insofar as anyone can say anything you can say that.

Arnett gives the best performance in the movie. He seems to accept the role with a noble work ethic, putting as much belief into his lines as he does with the good material he had to work with on Arrested Development. William Fichtner as villain Eric Sacks chews scenery like it's rubber celery, evidently intent on taking this opportunity to prove he's another Christopher Walken. The turtles themselves . . . At least they sound like they're from New York this time. Once again, Raphael is the focal point, his surly exterior with a heart of gold proving again to be cheap pathos fodder while the other turtles are one dimensional types. Sometimes their dialogue drifts from dumb to completely meaningless, like someone took apart a bunch of jokes and mixed the setups and punchlines around in a hat. At one point Raphael tells Donatello his shell is cracked, apparently speaking metaphorically, and that Donatello is his bandage. Donatello says, "not for the first time" before leaping out of the speeding truck to help save Leonardo as they all tumble down cgi-friendly snowy mountainside. Is Leonardo particularly Raphael's responsibility for some reason? Or maybe Raphael's shell really is cracked and watching Donatello save Leonardo would have a healing influence?

Or maybe they just didn't care. I can imagine one of the actors saying, "You know, this line doesn't make any se . . . Oh, never mind."

Sunday, December 07, 2014

Ill Fitting Humanity

One perennial problem with a society that strictly prescribes degrees of sexual freedom among its strata is that inconvenient babies tend to result. There are a lot of stories around this topic, 1972's Pakeezah (Pure) is a beautiful one with lovely cinematography and set design and great musical numbers.

It was released in 1972, just weeks before its star, Meena Kumari, died from cirrhosis of the liver at the age of thirty nine, but the movie took almost fourteen years to make. There was a big gap in production when its director, Kamal Amrohi, and Kumari divorced in 1964 when the movie was half finished. The differences between footage from the mid-sixties and the footage from the early seventies is noticeable not only for Kumari's noticeably hollower cheeks--she was fatally ill when filming resumed--but for a change from lavish indoor sets to use of realistic location shots.


Most of the musical numbers were shot in the earlier block of production with Kumari in top form. Here she is as the young prostitute, Sahibjaan, singing a song to an admiring patron:

Her mother, Nargis (also Kumari), was a prostitute as well--a "tawaif", a sophisticated courtesan institution which its Wikipedia article compares to the Geisha saying, "their main purpose was to professionally entertain their guests, and while sex was often incidental, it was not assured contractually. High-class or the most popular tawaifs could often pick and choose among the best of their suitors." Though I tend to agree with Roger Ebert who said in his review of Memoirs of a Geisha, "Here is a useful rule: Anyone who is 'not technically a prostitute' is a prostitute."

Certainly Nargis is close enough to a prostitute to be rejected by her lover's Muslim family. She dies giving birth to Sahibjaan in a graveyard where the baby is recovered by Nargis' sister, Nawabjaan (Veena), who raises her in the brothel. She allows a maid to sell off Nargis' meagre possessions among which a note the woman wrote for her lover is discovered only by the time Sahibjaan has grown into a teenager. It's delivered to her father, Shahabuddin (Ashok Kumar), who attempts to meet his daughter but is rebuffed by Nawabjaan, now in charge of the brothel.

The whole brothel flees to another town. On the train, a handsome young forest ranger played by Raaj Kumar, who has a profile like John Barrymore, stops in the sleeping Sahibjaan's cabin to warm himself by her furnace.

He falls in love with her bare feet and leaves a note between her toes telling her so but not revealing his identity. Now, this may sound really creepy to you, but this is an old fashioned fantasy romance so Sahibjaan takes this note as a treasure from her soul mate.

There is a great feeling of unselfconscious fairy tale to the story. My favourite fairy tale moment is a cobra that is shown sneaking into Sahibjaan's room at one point but is never mentioned in dialogue. It just takes up residence on top of her birdcage early in the film and then strikes a man who's trying to attack Sahibjaan later in the film. The friendship of a cobra is invaluable.

The movie ends up being a pretty effective tale of the injustice in ostracising women for having unmarried sex. The climactic musical number is surprisingly punk--not in the kind of music but in its staging and middle finger given to orthodoxy. The whole movie is available on YouTube with English subtitles here.

Saturday, December 06, 2014

Teaming Up to Fight Crime and Satan

I finally managed to find a comic book shop that had the first issue of Django Zorro yesterday. When I asked at the first shop I went to, the guy said to me, "I haven't ordered Zorro in years."

When I said, "Yeah, but this one was co-written by Quentin Tarantino," he just looked at me blankly like this meant nothing to him.

It's co-written by Matt Wagner whose work I'm unfamiliar with--I gather he's been in charge of Zorro in comics for some time. The first issue is pretty short and moves along briskly though it's sadly lacking in profanity. Still, dialogue by Django and the various bandits he and Don Diego dispatch has something of the noir-ish, very natural while very stylised, quality Tarantino is known for.

Last night I also listened to Minuet In Hell, a rather remarkable Doctor Who audio play from 2001 featuring Paul McGann as the Eighth Doctor trapped in an American asylum where vagrants are being given experimental lobotomies and his companion, Charley Pollard (India Fisher), has amnesia and takes a job as a prostitute in a costume brothel that serves a modern incarnation of the Hellfire Club. It's the most adult Doctor Who story I've seen or heard, not only because of the sexual content but the politics are really something only an adult could appreciate, a satire on the American right wing it features a former senator whose accent is so broad he sounds like Yosemite Sam (he actually says, "Tarnation!" at one point) and the aforementioned cynical exploitation of the poor.

More interesting, perhaps, is the Doctor's struggle with his identity--the audio play begins with the Doctor already in the asylum and another inmate talking as though he's the Doctor, both of them rambling about how they're literally in Hell, and this is contrasted rather intriguingly with a meeting of the Hellfire club. The only handhold of sanity for the audience is Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart--as far as I can tell, this is chronologically the last time the Brigadier and the Doctor encounter each other, at least where they're both played by actors previously established in the roles. Listening to the Brigadier getting frustrated as he tries to send coded messages over the internet is pretty funny.

It was written by Gary Russell and Alan W. Lear, apparently based on fan fiction written by Lear in the 80s. The final two segments were written by Russell which may explain the dramatic shift in tone. It goes from a story about frantic attempts to get ahold of identity and memory to a story about switches being thrown while guards are asleep to foil a villain giving speeches about his master plan. Somewhat anti-climactic.

The format of audio play at one point led to a scene where Charley has to sound natural telling everyone that she's wearing a red leather corset and spiky heels. It doesn't quite come off but it was a pleasing mental image.

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Friday, December 05, 2014

It's Not the Robot or His Man Suit

Another week, another trailer for a resurrected popular fantasy film franchise from a few decades ago. Though in this case, Terminator has already had a few goes--a good television series that was cancelled too soon and a film that seems to have been part of the reason for that show's ending. I haven't seen Terminator: Salvation but I would guess that its failure to connect is the ongoing misconception by people handling the franchise now that the reason the older films worked was the robots when in fact it was really Sarah Connor's story. They ought to have learned from Terminator 3--Terminator without Sarah Connor is like The Odyssey without Odysseus.

The Terminator himself has less personality than the Cyclops and the broad novelty of him has a superficial appeal. He's charming and the scenes of him trying to be human are fun but Sarah Connor's long nightmare, the brilliant, visible change between Linda Hamilton as the innocent waitress in the first film to the hard trained warrior of the second film speaks volumes about a life of constant anxiety over a doom she can ultimately do little about yet must always remain ready on the chance that she can.

And jeez, she looked like she could really hurt someone. A lot of doubts have been expressed in various reviews and commentary I've read on Emilia Clarke's acting ability due to the relatively small amount of screentime she gets on Game of Thrones and how her scenes generally seem to be carried by supporting characters and her physical beauty. I can't really say much about her acting ability from the trailer (though at least her hair matches her eyebrows for once) but I don't get the vibe of a woman running from and haunted by a future that has dyed the roots of her soul the way I do from Linda Hamilton and, in a different way, from Lena Headey in The Sarah Conner: Chronicles. I do prefer Hamilton over Headey, but Headey was steely and stoic--and, as is so often the case these days, television is developed character far better than contemporary films do.

All in all, there's something cheap about Terminator: Genisys, right down to its stupid name. It feels maybe even more cynical than Sony continually making Spider-Man movies just to retain the rights to the character. I feel like producers got together and said, "Okay, Terminator will never be the money-maker it once was, but we can still get some cash out of it."

Thursday, December 04, 2014

An Orphan Island

Immediately after World War II, the Soviet Union annexed several islands, the Kuril Islands, north of Japan and debates over who can rightfully claim sovereignty continue to this day. 2014's Giovanni's Island (ジョバンニの島) follows the experiences of two children living on one of those islands, Shikotan, in the aftermath of Japan's defeat. Animated with an atypical but beautiful sloppiness by Production I.G., the film overindulges in sentiment but is mostly an effective war refugee drama, sort of a very light weight version of 1988's Grave of the Fireflies.

There's no-one named Giovanni in the movie--one of the kids, Junpei (Kota Yokoyama), assumes the name when he flirts with the daughter of one of the occupying Russian officers, Tanya (Polina Ilyushenko). He calls his brother, Kanta (Junya Taniai), "Campanella"--the names Giovanni and Campanella come from a 1934 children's novel, Night on the Galactic Railroad (銀河鉄道の夜), a book both boys are fond of.

As things become progressively worse, and the boys are separated from their father and sent to an internment camp on the mainland, they take to imagining an escape on the fantasy railroad.

The movie begins unambiguously portraying the island populated by Japanese citizens, but, as you might have guessed from the romance alluded to above, the Russian occupiers are not portrayed as two dimensional villains. Although the officer in charge takes over Junpei and Kanta's home, forcing them to live with their uncle, father, and grandfather in the stable, both children are invited over for dinner. Kind of cold comfort now that I think about it but the movie somehow makes it look rather benevolent of the Russians.

There are several melodramatic moments, as when Junpei's class spontaneously begins singing along with the Russian children in the next room instead of trying to compete with their own song, and this is followed by the Russian children singing a Japanese song. It stretches credibility enough that the Japanese kids know the Russian song but I doubt the children of occupying military forces often flawlessly learn complicated songs of the occupied population, particularly within the first year of the occupation.

It's mostly in its visuals where movie shines, the nebulous round heads of the children vaguely recalling Peanuts and the backgrounds are charmingly Expressionist rough edges.

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

The Tomato Soup Can Stops with Grendel

Does anyone know of an adaptation or version of Beowulf where Beowulf kills the dragon by throwing a bee hive in its mouth? A student in the mythology class I'm taking asked the teacher if that's what happens in the original poem and she said yes. I just reread the ending--Seamus Heaney translation--and saw nothing about bees. Then I looked at another translation on Project Gutenberg and did a word search for "bee" and "hive" and for the former I got lots of "been" and "beer" but no bees. For the latter, "shivered" several times but no hive. I mean, I didn't remember a bee hive from the times I've read Beowulf or listened to Seamus Heaney's audiobook or watched any film adaptation . . . but the teacher said it with such confidence.

We were discussing Beowulf because one of the assigned readings for the class is the novel Grendel by John Gardner, which I finished reading a few minutes ago. It's told from the perspective of Grendel and it's been compared to Catcher In the Rye, an apt comparison for Grendel's youthful disillusionment. I enjoyed the portrait of Grendel as outsider, who's pushed further away by the dreams humans weave for themselves to give meaning and structure to their society. According to the Wikipedia entry, Gardner intended Grendel's viewpoint to be precisely that of Sartre. It's just as well that this never comes out explicitly in the novel for while Grendel certainly has an existential viewpoint, I don't think Sartre would have condoned murder because there's no God. The novel works better from an emotional standpoint than an intellectual one. Grendel actually more closely resembles Raskolnikov from Crime and Punishment who saw reality as his to create and committed murder as an assertive measure to do so. Unlike Dostoevsky, though, Gardner evidently feels there is an underlying, objective reality to God, as evidenced by his portrayal of Wealtheow's beauty calming Grendel and an otherworldly quality possessed by Beowulf.

Gardner was a professor of Anglo-Saxon, which makes me wonder why the novel feels so poorly researched. He refers twice to Hrothgar's people eating potatoes when no-one had heard of a potato in Europe in the time Beowulf was set. There's a generally contemporary feel to a lot of the dialogue that doesn't come from Beowulf to the point of outright post-modernism. Probably because Gardner intended the novel to be more like a philosophical thought experiment than an attempt to create a true fantasy world.

I certainly don't think this is good assigned reading for a mythology class. But it's par for the course regarding what I don't like about the class--the teacher approaches mythology like a mathematics problem, everything is a symbol that must be swapped out for a reality explained. She keeps repeating a quote by Joseph Campbell about getting "lost in the metaphor" as if she's worried we'll turn into jihadists after reading myths. I don't know, maybe you can't be too careful when more and more people these days believe the world was created in seven days.

Twitter Sonnet #692

Refund allegories reverse bird flight.
Dominance lingers on the toga tongue.
Loafers vanish at a prodigious height.
Reclined planets of phone line banjos sung.
Star dress recovery curtain clots slide.
Filed dust catalogues the skin's his'try.
In oaks bearing maple babes dreams abide.
A thin termite suggests a wooden tea.
Loud dolphin ordeals ordain the bottle.
A compass compress guides the bandage map.
Loose pilot pivots plunder the throttle.
Mice gallop guitar chords race every trap.
Real dragons are puzzled by angry bees.
A confirmed dream crosses the icy seas.

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

A House of Impenetrable Fog

I dreamt last night I made a lemon meringue pie with pecans in a huge, novelty martini glass and I tried to eat it while driving downtown. I don't think this has anything to do with the fact that I stayed up late finishing Bleak House, the great Charles Dickens novel in which the author builds a critique of England's Chancery court system by expertly crafting a wide array of characters caught in the inescapable purgatory of a Chancery suit. In so doing, Dickens creates a novel about something much more fundamental, a human compulsion to sacrifice health, youth, and fulfilment to illusory pursuits created by pride, guilt, inconstancy, and greed. It's not a perfect novel--I dislike the ways Dickens chooses to portray some of the characters. But on the whole, it's a remarkable compendium of Dickens doing what he did best, creating nuanced, wonderfully flawed characters.

I would say my favourite parts of the book came to be the scenes involving Lady Dedlock and the lawyer, Tulkinghorn, who finds out a bit of scandalous information about her that would embarrass to the point of trauma the lady's husband, Sir Leicester Dedlock. There's a vaguely S&M quality to it as Lady Dedlock is established as a sort of dominatrix of polite Victorian society, studied in exhibiting a perfect iciness and comportment, slowly dying from boredom caused by everyone and everything--they all being implicitly inferior to her. And then, through very complex plot involving a lot of unwitting characters, Tulkinghorn, the family lawyer, slowly begins to learn something. The descriptions of the very slightest of hints of these things in society gatherings where Tulkinghorn and Lady Dedlock are present causing tremors of feeling so great as to just possibly make her face twitch or something while Tulkinghorn maintains at the same time a perfect façade of inconspicuous legal servant, a submissive, are really captivating.

Just as the artificial system of the Chancery court ultimately seems to exist just to sustain itself, so Lady Dedlock's compulsion to maintain appearances for her husband's sake create slow destruction. Richard Carstone, a young man whose inheritance has been tied up in the Jarndyce and Jarndyce case, degenerates over the course of the novel like a drug addict as the possibility of coming into a vast fortune slowly diverts his attention from forging a career for himself. One of the many delightful minor characters, Miss Flite, an old woman whose case has similarly been tied up since time immemorial, cheerfully haunts the court as though she's there as a member of some family, when really the place is filled only with the warmth of legal careers--some are of ambitious young blood suckers, some are of cynical older men who modestly exacerbate the addictive tendencies of people like Carstone to subsist on a meagre salary.

Of the former group is Mr. Guppy, one of three suitors for the primary protagonist of the book, Esther Summerson, Dickens' only female narrator. The book shifts between two narratives--an omniscient third person narrator writing in present tense and past tense remembrances by Esther, an endlessly self-deprecating orphan woman who's taken as ward by John Jarndyce, owner of the large manor called Bleak House. Jarndyce, in addition to being portrayed as immensely benevolent, is also wise in avoiding as much as possible having anything to do with the never-ending case which bears his name.

Guppy is the most flawed of Esther's suitors, which is of course why I like him best. He unmistakably courts Esther for her looks but he's also industrious and genuinely considerate at times. Then there's a doctor, Woodcourt, who is perfectly good and perfectly dull, and the third suitor I might like almost as much Guppy just for the understated tragedy of his love--I won't spoil it for you.

But the character whose portrait I really disliked was Harold Skimpole, who seemed to be, like the far better written James Harthouse of Dickens' subsequent novel Hard Times, an opportunity provided by Dickens' for himself to lampoon the shallower participants of the Romantic movement. In fact, Skimpole is based--rather accurately, Dickens himself immodestly claimed in a letter--on Leigh Hunt, a writer and friend of Shelley, Keats, and Byron. Perhaps Dickens' acknowledgement of those writers' talents is reflected in John Jarndyce's love for Skimpole, though Dickens clearly has no love for him himself. He consistently portrays Skimpole as one who provides only delightful company and expects all his friends to pay for anything because, as Jarndyce and Skimpole repeatedly say, he is like a child and has no idea of money.

And that's the real problem I have with him--not that Dickens didn't like him, but that almost every line Skimpole has in the book is a basic description of his character, as a child to whom money is meaningless paper. Esther talks about Skimpole providing fascinating and delightful conversation, but we never get to hear any of it ourselves and it seems faintly strange that Jarndyce or anyone else wastes time with him. The real Leigh Hunt, while apparently being a bit shallow and, from what it sounds like, being rather ungrateful to Lord Byron who was one of several patrons who supported the frequently impoverished man and his family, at least was a prolific writer of prose and poetry, and publisher of several magazines which premièred works by Byron and Shelley, not the complete waste of space Skimpole appears to be.

But if Dickens misstepped with one character, he stuck gold with thirty others. The character list on the Wikipedia entry (which I would advise avoiding if you don't want the book spoiled for you) is amazingly long but it's like finally looking down Mount Everest after an oddly leisurely and enjoyable ascent. The entry breaks up the vast number into major and minor characters but I remember characters with one line descriptions in the Wikipedia entry--such as that of Volumnia Dedlock, "a Dedlock cousin"--being exquisitely rendered throughout the book and making meaningful contributions to the story. Volumnia is an older woman who acts out of her genuine nature like a picturesquely innocent girl of seventeen or so, an anachronism that causes discomfort in formal society but inspiring affection all the same.

And there's the wonderfully named Mr. Turveydrop, master of "deportment", Mrs. Jellyby who's obsessed with poverty in Africa while another character, a boy named Jo, is starving to death in a part of London with a name possibly alluding to King Lear, Tom-All-Alone's. So many characters, and each in his or her own way fixated on some illusory goal to the detriment of his or her self and others.

Esther's illusory goal is perhaps the subtlest, which is perhaps why she's the central character. Raised by a woman who impressed upon her throughout her childhood her worthlessness and the terrible crime she committed by just existing, Esther becomes a very considerate woman who nonetheless fails to see many times how her own modesty and forbearance could produce pain and cause impediment to those who love her. How perfectly Victorian, though, and how incisive of Dickens.

Monday, December 01, 2014

The Special Vacuum

Decorating for Christmas to-day. Haven't even really gotten started, I'm still in the overdue cleaning I felt I ought to do before I started adding features to the landscape of my apartment. I've been listening to Eighth Doctor audio plays--I finally got to Paul McGann's première in the monthly series from 2001, his first performance as the Doctor since his one off TV movie in the mid-90s and the three I've listened to so far--Storm Warning, Sword of Orion, and The Stones of Venice--feel very much like the official continuation of the series. The Stones of Venice is my favourite so far which seems like it was an influence on the Eleventh Doctor story "The Vampires of Venice". And seems as though it was in turn influenced by Lovecraft--It features an Innsmouthian race of fish people as the traditional gondoliers of the city.

It's nice hearing McGann being able to stretch his legs as the Doctor in stories that have a classic Who feel instead the not just bad but also wrong-headed writing of the TV movie. The Eighth Doctor has a laid back quality reminiscent of the Fourth--he always sounds like he's smiling, if that makes sense, an interesting contrast to the Seventh who usually sounded a bit glum.