Friday, March 18, 2011

Rolling In Dough



One of the many lizards who ran across my path when I walked to lunch yesterday.

There was a bit of drama in my anthropology class last night--the class is three hours long and the teacher likes to give us ten minute breaks every hour. At which time he sits down behind his desk and chats with people in the class about movies and television, mostly. This time, for some reason, he decided to tell a girl who sits at the front of the class, "You look like a female unabomber."

The girl in question almost always wears an olive green hoodie and usually seems to be in a bad mood, quiet with her head down. A moment passed after the teacher made the comment before she got up to leave. "Don't forget your book!" said the teacher with a smile.

"I'm coming back," she snapped.

"Okay," he said. A moment later he told the rest of the class, "Remind me, after the break, I have some very bad news. An announcement to make."

The girl in the green hoodie hadn't come back after break when the teacher made his announcement, which was that budget cuts would now require the school to let go of all part-time teachers, and that seventy percent of the teachers at the college are part-time.

He seemed very slightly like he was going to cry while he told us so someone asked if he was a part-time teacher, to which he replied, "Yes."

So I guess he was telling us he was about to get fired. This was after, earlier in the class, when he'd been teaching us about the seven social classes in the United States (Upper Upper, Lower Upper, Upper Middle, Middle Middle, Lower Middle, Upper Lower, and Lower Lower), he mentioned that despite technically being in the Upper Middle class, he doesn't make very much money.

A little later, while he was reading terms out of his notes for us to be sure we knew for next week's midterm, the girl in the green hoodie came back, grabbed her book, and stormed out. When she was outside, I heard her say, "Learn some fucking manners!" I don't think the teacher heard her because he was still reading off terms somewhat mechanically.

Thinking about it later, if it is true that 70% of the teachers are being let go (and I can't find any confirmation of this through google), that's horrible but I decided I'm not going to feel bad for this guy. A teacher shouldn't tell an obviously sensitive kid that she looks like the unabomber, and that's just one of many examples of this guy acting like a giant infant. He's a fat guy, so maybe that makes him feel entitled speak disparagingly of fat people, but what a middle-aged man might think sounds self-deprecating might sound different to one of the overweight teenage girls sitting at the front of the class. I'm a believer in the freedom to make fun of absolutely everyone for anything, but I don't like thoughtlessness or pointlessly destructive behaviour. A lot of teachers use their classes to unload their meshugas, but this guy's one of the worst. His lectures constantly veer off into tangents about his life and beliefs, some of which are relevant, many of which aren't, and it's not often clear when he's deviating from the class material.

He wears Hawaiian shirts and sandals all the time, but last night he told us that on his day off he only wears t-shirts, as though what he's wearing in class is somehow more presentable. He said he didn't know why anyone would ever want to wear something other than a t-shirt.

And, may I remind you, this is the guy who's constantly making spelling and grammar errors and makes jokes about people who make spelling and grammar errors. This guy thinks he's the centre of the universe.

Here's a spider I found in a clove of garlic last night;

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Sight or Solution

Twitter Sonnet #242

Blue pastel protects rectangles from dust.
Crushed almonds conform to ideas of cream.
Leslie Nielsen saw some kind of a bust.
Hidari knew how one wants monks to seem.
Dust clay melts unphotographed grasshopper.
Caustic fake bugs convene on the right real.
Copper disks can spin straight as Joe Cocker.
Sleepless noons just remember the next meal.
Twitter oration's unfettered by croup.
Pirate fleets are sunk awkwardly to-day.
Breadstick rainstorms show up in the wrong soup.
Real ducks have no insurance anyway.
Bills lost in shadow shout at the sunset.
Dalek eyes see no trivial asset.


I hate having to go school on Saint Patrick's Day. I had my Jameson last night to make up for it.

Appropriately, perhaps, I also watched Kurosawa's Drunken Angel again last night. The crises in Japan has made me want to watch Japanese movies and television shows, to honour Japanese culture I guess, though I guess I watch a lot of Japanese movies and television anyway. Though I thought of Drunken Angel particularly somehow, perhaps because of the cesspool that's in the sort of thematic centre of the story.



It's part of the general, post-war ruined state the story's town is in, and isn't often discussed directly, mostly just when the drunken doctor, played by Takashi Shimura, angrily tells children to stay away from it.

I've often thought about how much Japanese fiction is preoccupied with large scale disaster, seemingly a natural reaction to World War II. Now it seems like a nightmare coming true again. There are so many post World War II Japanese films that beautifully capture a sense of the psychological impact on society, or even document it directly, as one can see in the minutes of footage in Stray Dog of the vital black market that arose in Tokyo which Japanese citizens frequently needed just for basic necessities. Toshiro Mifune plays a yakuza--someone who belongs to a criminal organisation--in Drunken Angel, an occupation Kurosawa had a very low view of, though they apparently do make themselves useful. Apparently one group provided swifter disaster relief in the 1995 Kobe earthquake than the Japanese government. It makes me wonder if there'll be any such stories a few weeks from now, particularly as news of the Japanese government's incompetence has been brought to light by WikiLeaks. This does sound like an opportunity for yakuza to accrue some goodwill, another thing that does not bode well for the future of Japanese society.



But, something else pertinent one might gain from watching post-World War II Japanese film is the reminder that much that is good in Japan can and will survive.

Here are some pictures of the ducks I fed yesterday and a few small birds who got in on the action;









A spider who ran rather quickly across my path on the way back.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Lead Us Unto Robots

I remember two of my dreams from last night. In the last one before I woke up, I dreamed Sanjuro (the samurai from Kurosawa's Yojimbo and Sanjuro) had been hired to defeat the ghosts in the Overlook hotel from The Shining. Something about Sanjuro made him incorruptible by the spirits. I remember seeing Jack Nicholson angrily swinging his axe at Mifune, who easily side-stepped and sliced off his opponent's jeans in one movement, like he did with one of the yakuza in Yojimbo. The rest of the dream had different Overlook caretakers frantically running from Sanjuro.

In the dream before that, I was meeting someone who represented the opposite side of a conflict to a side I represented. They were in a huge, glass cafeteria and I was walking across Rohan, from The Lord of the Rings, to get there. But it was taking a really long time because I was being led by K-9 from Doctor Who.



In "Meglos", the Doctor Who serial I finished watching a couple days ago, I read in the Wikipedia entry that one of the guest stars only agreed to appear on the condition that he be allowed to kick K-9. I also read that the new show runner hated K-9, and it's bothered me seeing the little guy so abused all season, breaking down in just about every serial now. I didn't like K-9 at first, either, but he really grew on me. He seems so content in a role to just please his friends as best he can.

Otherwise, I liked some aspects of "Meglos", but mostly it felt oddly rushed. The whole problem of the civilisation mistrusting the Doctor seemed resolved rather quickly and pointlessly. It's like the characters were just given busy work. Boy, I miss Douglas Adams.



Of course, I recognised Jacqueline Hill right away--here playing a priestess, but I'd first seen her as Barbara, one of the first Doctor's first companions. I was rather frustrated seeing her come back not as Barbara.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Throwing Cigars Into a Crowd



Even as the nuclear plant crisis in Japan is worsening, nothing about Japan is currently trending on Twitter, while Gilbert Gottfried has been trending off and on all day. People are evidently more worked up about someone telling jokes about Japan than they are about the crisis in Japan. I suppose this says something about a lack of empathy people subconsciously see in themselves--unable to confront it, they'll attack a scapegoat.

This seems to me part of society adjusting to being more connected. Twenty years ago, joking about a disaster occurring on the other side of the world might be slightly more of a faux pas than joking about the Civil War. But now we're instantly connected to Japan.

As for Gilbert Gottfried, the last thing I think he is is insensitive. You have to be sensitive to be good at making consistently insensitive jokes. That's what makes him funny. It's also why humour is a coping mechanism. He's sincere when he says he meant no disrespect, just as he really loves Groucho Marx.

Monday, March 14, 2011

A Bold, New Meow Challenges the Heavens



And like the mighty roar implied by this photo of Snow yawning, I'm back. I decided to use my second hard drive as my primary when I learned I could do that without formatting it and thereby losing two decades of Doctor Who. Tim helped me put it all together, but I still need to install a bunch of things to-night.



So have some cat pictures. On Saturday, Tim's cat showed me the meaning of dignity;

A Hard Drive Too Soft

My master hard drive crashed last night, so I may be pretty quiet this week as I work on getting a new one. I don't foresee much difficulty--I just need to order a new one. Luckily, almost everything was stored on my other hard drive.

I'm at the school "tech mall" now--one nice perk of being a student here I discovered while doing that lousy group project is that every student gets an account with which they can log onto the nice machines here equipped with Windows 7. I'm so glad I'm not a Mac person, as otherwise this problem requiring probably around a hundred dollars might actually be of the insuperable multi-grand variety.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Filling Frames



Twitter Sonnet #242

Thin leaves point across a crooked bay arm.
Boiling sweat forgets knowledge at the dawn.
Openness is more expensive than harm.
Old trees bend across a national lawn.
Grey web jagged blocks dim in the slow fog.
Etch A Sketch veins ignore the miner's pick.
Dark earth bubbles under the cotton dog.
Stripper pole baleen sloshed thick ether brick.
Orange band-aid iguana scales slip downstream.
Blank sky eroded every edifice.
Cold wind conducts hints of an erased dream.
Paper mud sloughs on a stone octopus.
Sheets of rippling amber strands lay on rose.
Morning clouds warm as the feline sun goes.


Last night I watched Yasujiro Ozu's 1953 film Tokyo Story. Many of the films made in Japan after World War II are in some way about the people dealing with the impact of the war and the vast cultural changes taking place in the country. Tokyo Story may be the subtlest in its handling of post World War II issues, but in a way that's distinctly Ozu. That is, it's not especially subtle for Ozu. It's just that Ozu had such a singular talent for conveying ideas almost in the way they'd come over you if you actually knew and were living with the people in his films. His almost always static camera and his many long takes of characters carrying out tasks other directors may have left as implied--getting up, walking to the phone to answer it, walking into a room, bending at the knees, sitting, folding towels, putting them carefully in a specific spot--all these things certainly add to the feeling of observing things in real time. And yet this isn't remotely dull. At two hours and fifteen minutes, I wondered if I was going to be able to finish the movie before I had to go to bed last night, but time passed while I barely noticed.



What Ozu accomplishes with this are insights into people and life unique to cinema. The final effect of his Floating Weeds is to show just how hard it is to move people even an inch in their deeply held notions--and even if they do move, they're not likely to ever acknowledge it. In Tokyo Story, it's the real, undeniable inadequacy of the human life span and the inadequacy of the human capacity to connect with other human beings. As the young Kyoko discovers with some shock how her sisters so naturally drifted away emotionally from their parents for their independent lives in Tokyo she observes, "Life is very disappointing." To which Setsuko Hara as Noriko replies, with a polite smile, "Yes, it is." There's nothing sinister, there are no villains. Life simply doesn't hold as much as people need from it.



This, I would say, is one of the reasons Ozu felt compelled to construct every shot as carefully and beautifully as possible, because such beauty really is a precious commodity.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Alien Habit

Every now and then, I like to do google image searches for Dejah Thoris to see how many of the pictures have nudity. Usually she's wearing at least a thong.

Doing such a search to-day, I learned through this blog that there was apparently a really, really cheap direct to DVD adaptation of Princess of Mars that was for some reason created as an Avatar parody. Traci Lords plays Dejah Thoris and she doesn't get naked. Yes; a porn star plays a character who was naked for the entirety of the source novel in a direct to DVD movie and she doesn't get naked. Winning!

I played chess with a guy named JohnCarter in a Second Life chess tournament to-day, which made me think of Princess of Mars. He left before I took this picture of participants;



My avatar, Toubanua, is on the lower left, wearing an outfit by Bare Rose, a Japanese designer who has churned out at least one new outfit every day for years--until yesterday. Since the earthquake, the Bare Rose blog has been quiet.

Here's a better picture of the outfit. Hat and mask by Siyu Suen;



I tried attending a fashion show in SL yesterday, for the Italian designer Donna Flora but almost none of it rezzed for me--there were 71 people in the sim and all I saw was this;



I assume some people were seeing a catwalk and models. I decided to roam my camera around the people in the audience, whose clothes were fascinating enough. My favourite was this guy;



A couple days ago, I finished watching "The Leisure Hive", the first serial of Doctor Who's eighteenth season when the Doctor was regenerated into Daddy Whoshizzle;



Apparently Tom Baker, among others, complained about most of the many changes made to the show in this season. I certainly agree with him about the costume--the question mark seems a bit Riddler-ish, and the outfit in general isn't nearly as fun. Interestingly, the new show runner was trying to cut out things he saw as silly about the show, and in the process made it much, much sillier. A new director shot this episode, employing some strikingly 80-ish techniques, like awkwardly inserted close-ups of actors oddly emoting to scenes.

A lot of the changes in this serial broadcast in 1980 seemed startlingly, abruptly 80s to me, after the interestingly gradual feel of the show's changes previously. It's the translucent, glowy sets and props, the caked on clown makeup of the aliens, and the new opening. I definitely prefer the older theme, but I don't hate this one as much as Tom Baker evidently did. Maybe it's the way he's grimacing--it gives me this urgent feeling of, "Oh no, the Doctor's trapped in the theme song, how's he going to get out?!"

Friday, March 11, 2011

Transmission Programmes

I started seeing the news of earthquake and tsunami in Japan about an hour after the earthquake hit, pretty much as soon as I got back from school and checked Twitter. George Takei tweeted a few links to donate to the Red Cross. Contribute if you can.

Anyone who's read my blog for a little while knows I have a lot of love for Japanese culture--it really breaks my heart to see this, not only because of the loss of life but because of what I sense this is going to mean for the country as a whole. My gut reaction to seeing the ticker on a news programme announce that the yen had immediately fallen in value was to recoil from the crassness, yet it probably is a real reflection of the hard road ahead for Japan.

A lot of people were linking to the NHK (Japan's news service) streaming feed, but I couldn't watch it because it required Silverlight. I ended up watching most of the coverage on al Jazeera English, which greatly outshone CNN's fumbling anchors. Ever since Hillary Clinton complimented al Jazeera it seems like everyone's a lot more comfortable acknowledging its superiority to American 24 hour news shows. It seems to exist in an alternate dimension where the news didn't slowly become overrun with trivia and circular bickering.

I watched a lot later than I should have. I tried playing chess but was hopelessly distracted.

Ever since the urologist told me I'm supposed to sleep through the night, I've been trying to keep track of how often I get up to pee. Last night I actually got six consecutive hours for the first time in I don't know how long. They were reporting tsunami might hit the west coast of the U.S. and I dreamt that we got it here. The water came up around the house, and the ducks were milling about, so I fed them. For some reason a few mountains rose around the house two, and a number of strange animals showed up. I took pictures of some of them, including a sort of ostrich with enormous, pale yellow wings and a jagged turkey face. And there was some kind of skinny bull with four horns--two big ones on the outside and two little ones in the middle. When it saw me, it immediately charged me and shoved me against the wall. For some reason, it didn't hurt at all.

Maybe I slept so well because I was extremely, inexplicably tired yesterday. Group projects were presented in my history class, and I felt so bad for most of the people presenting. It was such a flawed idea--having students in groups of three essentially teach the remaining chapters of one of our text books to the rest of the class. Practically no-one knew how to keep their presentations under ten minutes, most people had no idea of projecting their voices enough to carry through the class room, and essentially stood in front of everyone mumbling uselessly dense notes. I suspect teachers are required by some kind of school policy to have at least one group assignment per semester because so often I see these poorly considered, useless things, but this one took the cake.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Everybody Wins

Okay, this is genius;



Anyone who says that's not funny is lying to themselves. I can understand why they would--as a Howard Stern Show listener I've heard plenty of Denise Richards and various porn stars describing how repulsive and abusive Sheen can be. Many decades after the major studios produced carefully crafted images for their stars in fan magazines, people still have trouble reconciling someone whose work they enjoy with their reprehensible behaviour in their private life. I love it when something like the current Charlie Sheen phenomenon happens. It gives me hope that one day we'll see the end of complacent worship and mindless hate.

It's hard to know where Sheen's genuine crazy begins and ends and I'm loving it. No-one quite knows when they should feel bad for laughing and when they shouldn't. People are clearly more uncomfortable with the idea of laughing with Sheen than they are at laughing at him. It gives them an inkling of what all miserable comedians (in other words, all good comedians) understand--any feeling of superiority that you might gain through humour isn't real. But that doesn't invalidate humour, it ennobles it.

To-day I'm having hemp milk in my coffee and tea, which my sister gave me a few days ago. It's really good--I think I preferred cocoanut milk for the tea, but I like the hemp milk better with coffee. I'd like to try it with Irish whiskey, but I've been trying to avoid drinking during the week. Particularly on a day like this--I need to present my part of a group project in History class to-day. Boy, I hate group work for a wide variety of reasons. I may go into it more in another entry.

Twitter Sonnet #241

Dinosaur dresses magnify the feet.
Upside down dip bowls hide guacamole.
Some say collars and hems should not meet.
Others say it's blood on ravioli.
Perfect curdling's unequal to germ ghost.
Gregor Samsung awoke as a Sony.
Newer oven lasers print Blu-Ray toast.
All harps made in '85 are phoney.
Paper plums hide purple print contract ink.
Pyramid chess boards trap pawns in schemes.
All Titanic pots are pushed to the brink.
Saint Patrick's idle blue pot holds gold memes.
Vision holidays shine shadow footwear.
Ankle boots are a young cowboy's nightmare.


Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Braun's Wall Face

Looking at these pictures of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun it slowly dawned on me that I was listening to John Lennon's "Woman", which had come up on my randomised mp3 list. It's hard to explain the mixture of nausea and amusement I felt, sort of like how the sensation of heat is produced by triggering nerves' responses to warm and cold simultaneously.

My favourite picture was this one, though;



The caption I would write;

"Into a blinding white room, from the wall in a thick frame of severe lines, the head of a tyrant peers amid a rectangle of black."

I'm trying to decide what book I'll read next--and no, that's not a cue for people to recommend books to me. 70% of the books I'm choosing from are books people have recommended to me over the past decade, some of whom, I'm pretty sure, took it personally when I didn't read the book they recommended to me within two years of the recommendation.

I remember several years ago posting a list of books I had on hand. Sonya even sorted them into a list for me, and I've read each of them except A Tale of Two Cities. I suppose the fact that she hates me now is no reason for me not to go ahead with it. I see mention of that watermelontail guy in that old conversation--I'd totally forgotten about it by the time I mentioned to Sonya in an e-mail how boring I thought this watermelontail guy's blog was. Maybe that's why she got pissed off with me. That would be pretty funny.

I don't know why people expect me to remember names on the internet, especially when they contain numbers or even amount to something little more than a serial code. I run into a lot of people in Second Life who ask for rematches at chess or mention to me something about the previous time I played them and I have no idea what they're talking about.

Certainly reading Dickens would go along with my research into Victorian England, though the book is set in the previous century. While reading The Idiot, I couldn't help being struck by how fundamentally different Russian culture was during exactly the same period as the Victorian era. There's a whole network of repression that doesn't seem to have been present in Russia.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

The Best Way to Say



Happy International Women's Day everyone!

Maybe not the best way to commemorate it, but I was watching Animal House last night. I was contemplating John Belushi's eyes--you always feel like he's present in the scene, that he's taking the actors as the characters they're playing, but at the same time there's a fundamental not-giving-a-fuck.

But on the subject of civil rights issues, for decades now I've been bothered by the way the word "gay" is used. I've known a lot of people who really have nothing against gay people who will casually use it to indicate dislike for something. Which was why I was so disappointed when I saw this on Sunday night;



Much like the Above the Influence PSAs, this one is likely to have the exact opposite of its intended effect. At least with Above the Influence spots, I have nothing against people smoking pot (unless you're operating heavy machinery or hosting the Oscars and you're not Jason Mewes or Cheech Marin), so I tend to just find them funny. But this one dispiriting. It's like two contentious groups just getting ready to sign a peace agreement and one guy on one side yelling, "Yeah, so fuck you!"

First of all, I like Wanda Sykes, despite the fact that she seems to have a 100% failure rate in finding good scripts. When she's on The Howard Stern Show and just riffs, she's great, and her delivery is fantastic. But Sarah Bernhardt couldn't save this shit.

There are a couple key problems. Like many people who don't use the word "gay" as a derogatory term--and even some who do--they don't understand that the word, when it's used this way, isn't merely interchangeable with "lame" or "bad". Even those cross-eyed individuals like, I'm sad to say, Jon Stewart, who claim their use of the word has absolutely nothing to do with gay people, know on some level it does. Because people started using it when they were kids when being gay, like just about every possible distinctive thing about a personality, was something it went without saying one should be mocked for, only this one had broader cultural approval, which cemented it. In this is the deep, embedded assumption that because someone is gay or exhibits qualities associated with being gay--like a guy who's effeminate in some way--there's something wrong with their brains, that they're kind of dumb for going along with something so obviously wrong (it's obvious because it's a popularly held notion).

So "gay" is in fact often used to refer to someone carrying on with a particular wrong idea, particularly if they're emotional about it (i.e. feminine). So when I saw that the PSA on YouTube had a number of comments to the effect of "this ad is gay," I couldn't help thinking, "Oh, shit. They're right." In other words, this ad is the perfect storm of counterproductivity. It tries to shove something down the throat of the viewer and in the process provides an opportunity for validation of that which it seeks to combat. And it's angry. Few things could've made it worse, short of having RuPaul shit on the doorsteps of every intended viewer.

Of course, like the Above the Influence spots, a lot of the problem is unhip people trying to be hip. You're better off not trying.

Monday, March 07, 2011

The Dream Quest of Unknown America

Twitter Sonnet #240

Cherry eels arch over an SUV.
A bonfire froze into a porch lamp.
Luckless clovers plunder every lost bee.
Ice bulbs make the bedrooms of Hoth too damp.
Zs reside in the hold of a toy ship.
Plastic lashes the tea kettle with flame.
Sleeping cats proffer bellies of friendship.
Grey brows on kitten pets suggest no name.
Dead leaves disguise quacking cat as a duck.
Spirals of one turbine snails squeeze the dot.
Disregard all noise from the lifeless truck.
Earth is Satan's blue dress paid storage spot.
On Krypton diamonds look like lumps of slag.
Super Charlie gets crystals in his bag.


Yes, even I'm talking about Charlie Sheen. Though that's also a Charlie Brown reference, of course.

I rather liked this speech by Michael Moore on Saturday;



I'm not sure throwing around the word "terrorism" is wise, though perhaps that's just part of rabble rousing, and the rabble could do with some rousing, at least, it could do with some rousing in the right direction. I don't think the comparisons Moore drew between Mubarak and U.S. wealthy is hyperbole, either.

I wish I shared Moore's optimism, but I see this going something like the UK miners' strike. The gears of the capitalist machine seem intractable at this point. Even if the unions maintain their rights in Wisconsin, as Moore observed, the right's goal in this battle would be achieving something that amounts to icing on the cake. We're steadily being squashed by the myth of the American dream, that "rugged individualism". Meanwhile, I don't know anyone in my age group who isn't at least partially depending on someone else or is extremely poor. Often both. Life's like that for millions of people, but we live with the delusion.

I really can't knock the Kindle. Feeling like reading H.P. Lovecraft's "The Silver Key" again, I instantly downloaded everything Lovecraft's ever written for three dollars. From "The Silver Key";

He saw that most of them, in common with their cast-off priestcraft, could not escape from the delusion that life has a meaning apart from that which men dream into it; and could not lay aside the crude notion of ethics and obligations beyond those of beauty, even when all Nature shrieked of its unconsciousness and impersonal unmorality in the light of their scientific discoveries. Warped and bigoted with preconceived illusions of justice, freedom, and consistency, they cast off the old lore and the old way with the old beliefs; nor ever stopped to think that lore and those ways were the sole makers of their present thoughts and judgments, and the sole guides and standards in a meaningless universe without fixed aims or stable points of reference. Having lost these artificial settings, their lives grew void of direction and dramatic interest; till at length they strove to drown their ennui in bustle and pretended usefulness, noise and excitement, barbaric display and animal sensation. When these things palled, disappointed, or grew nauseous through revulsion, they cultivated irony and bitterness, and found fault with the social order. Never could they realise that their brute foundations were as shifting and contradictory as the gods of their elders, and that the satisfaction of one moment is the bane of the next. Calm, lasting beauty comes only in a dream, and this solace the world had thrown away when in its worship of the real it threw away the secrets of childhood and innocence.

Speaking of H.P. Lovecraft, I forgot several months ago discovering Remember My Mr. Lovecraft or Haiyoru! Nyaruani. I'm not really sure what it has to do with Lovecraft, other than a picture of him on an apron. I'm not sure if it's another lousy slice of life series or a parody of one. Judge for yourself;

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Whirlwinds Betide Cyclical Ducks



I did what was probably the obvious thing with the cocoanut milk last night and mixed it with rum. It was good, though I felt it could've used something . . . punchy. Like pineapple juice, I guess, though with cocoanut milk instead of cocoanut cream it might have been a flat sort of pina colada.

It gave me a terrific hangover, anyway. But my hair looked like this when I woke up;



Which I found sort of impressive.

It's led to a fairly lazy day. I read the new Sirenia Digest with breakfast, the second chapter from Caitlin's upcoming novel. It was good, and featured some fun time distortion stuff.



And speaking of fun time distortion stuff, I finished watching "Shada" to-day. Or what there is of "Shada" that exists at any rate--a Doctor Who serial that was never filmed all the way due to a strike at the BBC, which is really too bad because what remains clearly shows it to be by far one of the best written episodes of the series, another written by Douglas Adams. I loved all the scenes in the professor's rooms, the bulk of the studio segments that were shot. After seventeen seasons of a time travelling police box, Adams' script is wonderfully inventive on mundane items and settings secretly associated with time travel. I love hearing the Doctor say things like; "Just one little bit of timelessness and spacelessness . . . Over there, behind the tea trolley."



I also liked Romana's cherry boat bonnet. And the professor himself was easily one of the most interesting guest characters.



I fed the ducks to-day a bit. I was joined by a woman who brought her small dog which the ducks weren't very afraid of for some reason.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Cords of Shadow



I finished reading The Idiot yesterday--a weird and marvellous book--and immediately afterwards I watched Kurosawa's 1951 adaptation, a DVD I've had for two years but I decided to avoid watching until I'd read the book. This decision was partly influenced by the fact that I knew Kurosawa's film had been butchered by the studio, edited down from four and a half hours to just under three hours. I figured being familiar with the characters and story would help fill in those gaps left by the missing segments.

It's really a tragedy the original cut was lost, though not one of Magnificent Ambersons proportions. There are problems with Kurosawa's Idiot that one can't blame on studio interference. For me, the main issue is Masayuki Mori in the lead role. Best known for his roles in Rashomon and Ugetsu, where he plays essentially ordinary men, his character in The Idiot is a little too idiosyncratic for him. Named Kameda in the movie--Kurosawa moved the story to his contemporary Japan--Mori's take on the character convincingly portrays someone who's not quite there mentally, but Prince Myshkin seemed to have a little more verve than Kameda. The ultimate good man Dostoevsky sought to create often seems simply weak in Mori's hands. Though I do think he was a good actor--a scene where he describes being saved from a military firing squad at the last moment is delivered very well by him.

This story of Kameda's sounded more to me like Pierre's close brush with an execution in War and Peace rather than the experience Myshkin relates in The Idiot, which was the witnessing of a criminal's execution. One of the changes Kurosawa made was to make the lead character a World War II veteran--like so many Japanese films at the time, it's strongly influenced by ruminations on what post World War II Japan was and dealing with the social and psychological baggage left by that war. Kameda's beatific state is attributed to war trauma, rather than to a lifelong struggle with epilepsy, though Kameda is shown to be an epileptic, perhaps a condition brought on by the trauma.

Both Dostoevsky and Kurosawa were themselves epileptics, and I have to wonder at their association of the condition with someone of extraordinary grace and insight. On the other hand, Dostoevsky and Kurosawa were both artists of extraordinary grace and insight.



But to me, The Idiot is fundamentally a story about women. I wondered how Kurosawa, a director known for making films almost exclusively about men, might handle so much material about women. I'm not in the camp who says Kurosawa couldn't discuss women at all with his art--I think The Lower Depths and Red Beard in particular both have examples of really amazing female characters. In The Idiot, Kurosawa's fondness for a very broad performance style influenced by traditional Japanese theatre somewhat sabotages the scenes concerning the female characters. There are indeed some extravagant confrontations in the book, but at least as important are the manipulations and cold wars between the women that I think may have been better carried off by some of Kurosawa's contemporaries, like Mikio Naruse or Yasujiro Ozu. Though I wonder if perhaps some of the subtler build up to the extravagant conversations may have been victims of the studio butcher knife.

However, one thing that can't be blamed on the studio is Kurosawa's rather direct revelation of the nature of Nastassya/Nasu's relationship with the man who had been "keeping" her since childhood. The book never explicitly revealed the relationship--one deduces it from the circumstances: Totsky takes Nastassya from a poor village as a child, has her brought up expensively in an isolated house in the country, and now he wants to find someone to marry her off to, a matter handled by a number of older men with some embarrassment. And she seems to hate him for some reason, but it's her distorted self image more than anything else that suggests the damage done by sexual abuse.

In the movie, the man is somewhat publicly shamed at Nasu's birthday party as it's directly stated repeatedly that he'd been sleeping with her since she was fourteen years old. This takes the story to somewhat broader levels, and misses some of the real impact of such abuse, which often goes forever unspoken and even tacitly accepted by so many people in the girl's family.

Throughout the book, intellectual discussions of "the woman question" are brought up, and people of Russian society are compelled to attach modern ideas about women to Myshkin's devotion to Nastassya. Dostoevsky seems to be arguing entirely with character construction that women are the equals of men not because of modern philosophical ideas, but because they always have been. The issue of women being associated with property is continually dealt with, from Aglaya spurning Ganya for bartering for her, to, of course, Nastassya's fantastic antics with the money thrown about for her.



In terms of Nastassya's theatricality, I rather liked the broadness of her portrayal in the Kurosawa film. Setsuko Hara as Nasu positively looms--brooding and strutting in her cloak like Bela Lugosi. Her facial expressions are so like Lugosi later in the film I wouldn't be surprised if I learned Kurosawa had had her watch Browning's Dracula and said, "This is what I want."



I loved, too, how her opulent apartment where Totsky/Tohata had kept her looks like a green house buried under snow.



Compared to Hollywood of the same period, many Japanese films were extraordinarily feminist, but I wonder if part of the reason audiences were so put off by the film initially were scenes like the final confrontation between Nasu and Ayako where the male leads are positively cowering in the background.



In the book, as Aglaya seemed to be taking over in the second part as the romantic lead, I was disappointed. Nastassya was a person with so much more depth while Aglaya, who might indeed be at heart a perfectly decent person, causes so much damage with her immature waffling and manipulations. But she's so perfectly written--she's so evocative of a real, romantic, sheltered young woman. Kurosawa's somewhat kinder to her in his portrayal--altering the scene where she forces him to genuinely propose marriage to her in front of her family before laughing it off as a joke. Kurosawa has her take the proposal with sincere solemnity. But she still comes off as a girl adoring and idolising the poor idiot until she's faced with the question of actually being emotionally intimate with him, at which point she endeavours to hurt him in small, various ways to secure higher ground for herself.



Aside from Mori, I thought the film was incredibly well cast. It was amazing how well Kurosawa's regulars fit into the characters from the book--Bokuzen Hidari was so perfectly Lebedev, Minoru Chiaki was perfectly Ganya. But the most effective part of the movie, to me, was Toshiro Mifune as Rogozhin/Akama. Mifune's insight into the character was a genuine revelation to me. I'd seen Rogozhin as being somewhat eerily cool, especially as Dostoevsky's portrayal seemed at times supernatural, having him appear like a shade to Hippolite, his huge, strange and sinister house, and his habit of silently following Myshkin. But after Mifune's portrayal of him as an angry young man, coming out of the shadow of his father, trying to stake out his identity in the world by pursuing Nasu, I can't see him any other way.



Which is not to say there's nothing supernatural about him in the Kurosawa film. His eyes are given just as much attention. Mifune's also impossible not to like, which is also perfect.

The movie's filled with Kurosawa's usual ingenious compositions utilising actor blocking. This is one of my favourite compositions in the film;


Nasu and Akama, a yin and yang of pain.

Friday, March 04, 2011

Wholesome Assumptions

Here's the only difference I've seen so far between the censored and uncensored versions of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt;




NSFW, I guess. I'm afraid you'll have to explain to your boss why you're looking at a picture of a white blob vaguely suggestive of a vagina.

Censorship's always been strange in Japan. Well, censorship's always been strange, it only seems normal when you're somewhat programmed for the same moral preoccupations as your culture. Censorship almost seems like a fetish now on Japanese television, though. Back when it was just ridiculous thin black strips over parts of genitals, it seemed totally perfunctory, meant to serve some mythical morality no-one really understood or sympathised with. Now it's like a strip tease--except on certain channels, new shows are broadcast with shadows or steam placed over the naughty bits with the promise that those things will be removed when you buy the DVD.

I'm reminded of reading yesterday about letters sent in to The Englishwoman's Domestic Magazine in the Victorian era. From Inside the Victorian Home;

. . . the magazine is notorious among Victorian scholars today for its columns of correspondence supposedly sent in by parents on the nature and extent of physical chastisement for girls: all, to a modern eye, clearly sexual fantasies. What is interesting is that to contemporary readers it was not clearly bogus . . . correspondents whom we would to-day guess to be fetishists used words like "suffering," "agony," "delicious," and "exquisite" to describe the effects of tight lacing . . .

Of course, I've been googling like mad to find some actual examples of these letters, but, despite a lot of books and articles remarking on how extraordinary these letters are, no-one seems to find them interesting enough to actually bloody post or publish the things. Irritating. Corset blocked.

I've been trying to find uses the past couple days for cocoanut milk. I've been trying to expand my milk substitutes beyond soy--I figure too much soy's probably not a good idea. So far, cocoanut milk's okay in coffee, pretty good in oatmeal, and fantastic in green tea with some honey.

Twitter Sonnet #239

Red cat faces miss the dizzy black mark.
White water could possibly be soy milk.
Caffeine turns to coffee when it gets dark.
Bitter teas are of the oversteeped ilk.
Honey sinks to the cocoanut bottom.
Sour pellets catch at the funnel throat.
Flooded spring is the bizarro autumn.
Starched Wool walls stand for the smiling grey goat.
Jackets remember walks that made streets real.
Columns of frozen black trees pin moth clouds.
A jelly bean's beetle leg taps a reel.
Mexican orange film burns big in dyed crowds.
Piano strings snap on a blood checked grid.
Rubber clothes squeak on Persephone's lid.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Sourdough on a Sweet Afternoon



The river's just starting to recede after its latest overflow from the rain and I took some sourdough bread to the ducks yesterday.




Duck prints were everywhere, here solidified a bit up the hill, a relic of a higher water level.



Little Lady and the Tramp moment here. My bread brings ducks together.

I'm short on time to-day. In addition to to-night being my long night at school--Thursday strikes again--I have to pick up my cousin from school. I've been looking everywhere for my copy of Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me to listen to in my car, partly because I remember listening to it a lot when I went to school ten years ago. Trying to recapture a more innocent time, using The Cure as a catalyst like Randolph Carter in the "The Silver Key". I also just watched the newest Sym-Bionic Titan wherein Lance joins a teenage rock band with a distinctly Cure sound. Another good episode. Though maybe most viewers recognise the band as having a distinctly some-other-band-influenced-by-the-Cure sound. Bright Eyes or whoever the latest one is. Or maybe there isn't one--I heard on Howard Stern last week that for the first time a rock album didn't even break the top twenty in the Billboard 200. As Robin Quivers observed, rock has kind of gone the way of jazz.

So it goes.