Sunday, July 24, 2011

Comic Con Reports Prelude



I don't know what news organisation the woman was with, but I can say I saw all four of the centaur's legs working.

I am too exhausted for a proper post about this year's Comic-Con, and I don't know if I'll have time to-morrow since I need to leave early to drive Amee to L.A. But it was fantastic, as usual. For now, here's this;



Twitter Sonnet #285

The new whale bridge strangles a street crossing.
Bloated Smurf leers at the wrong parking lot.
In the morning, weak lions drink frosting.
T-shirts impress they who are smoking pot.
The rice mummy signs with a silver pen.
Green gnomes come to the swimming adult booth.
Button mashing allows Marvel to win.
Luck for Quesada's networking in truth.
Colour copies pale beside paper depth.
Anime screams bewail paralyzed cabs.
Tubes and pipes bend more than brass can accept.
Rows of hollow beans are adequate abs.
Warhead love spits the burnt shape of a bird.
A shaded Poe mouth can barely be heard.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Filtration Systems

I dreamt last night I was swimming on some water park planet but in a waste recycling area with a lot of dangerous looking pipes and gears. I think I was being a daredevil or something. I saw Lady Gaga swimming with fifteen children, several of whom almost drowned when boulders started piling up in a maintenance room they got stuck in and the water level rose. I tried to convince Gaga to swim in another area, but she couldn't seem to hear me. For some reason I wished Octomom was there.



I watched "Blink" last night, a really amazing episode of Doctor Who with Carey Mulligan. It was amazing even though it didn't add up as well as I would have liked when I thought about it later (What's with the thrown crockery at the beginning? How did the Doctor get that guy to tell her to go to the police station? Maybe that was coincidence). But Mulligan's performance, the truly creepy weeping angels, some rather pretty photography, and the device of the Doctor speaking through DVD Easter eggs more than carried the episode. It was one of those episodes that really delighted me with the concept of time travel.

Well, okay, now I'm off to Comic-Con. I might not post at all over the next four days, if I do they'll be short posts. But I'll definitely be making Con reports as always afterwards. Ciao.

Twitter Sonnet #284

Bubbles of sweet fingers touch chocolate hell.
Icing smiles for the crushed cake beneath.
Johnny's mallet smacked guitar like a bell.
Cookie fortunes sew into gutless wreath.
Five digit orange paper files early.
Urgent aqueducts pop out of space time.
The photogenic lizards are surly.
Doctors ignore cocoanuts puking lime.
Rubber band flowers garnish a pink slab.
Quarter eyes wander over a nickel.
Young metal hips are rushed back to the lab.
Fashion obliged a farmer's glam sickle.
The huge hurried black felt tip missed a star.
Gold cosmic corn stapled ears to the bar.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Delusion of Hearth and Home



This very tiny lizard is only the first of around twenty lizards I saw when I went walking yesterday.

On the subject of uglier reptiles, I listened to Rupert Murdoch and his son James testify to British parliament while I coloured to-day. Even before a comedian named Jonnie Marbles crashed the event to put a foam pie in Rupert's face, I was finding the thing cathartic. This old asshole who rarely talks to anyone but papers and shows he owns suddenly found his shallow pretence of humility was frustratingly ineffective. My favourite bit was when, having the chutzpah to take a moment to defend more invasive than normal journalism by citing Singapore, with more permissive journalism laws, as a cleaner country than Britain, Rupert was met with one MP's reply, "Good luck selling that," and an entire roomful of laughter--at which point Rupert's smile vanished as he realised a room was laughing at him rather than with him and it was because he had said something that sounded really dumb.

It caused me to think maybe he swallows more of his own bullshit than I'd ever suspected. I only wish he could be dragged out of his faecal snuggie more often.



I watched the Doctor Who two-parter "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" last night--one of the best stories of the new series. The preceding episode, "42", was a nice little adrenaline story, but I liked how "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" was slightly less obsessed with having the characters constantly running full tilt and took the time to establish a small world of characters around the Doctor and Martha. This was necessary, of course, in developing the central story of the Doctor living a human life, having buried his identity as a Time Lord. Really beautifully and credibly told, except for the fact that it didn't make sense that Martha wasn't given charge of the watch holding the Doctor's identity to begin with. But that seems a pretty petty quibble next to the great stuff between the Doctor and Joan, both in terms of him coming to grips with a reality that's lonelier and bigger than he felt prepared to handle and her difficulty in accepting an alien into her life.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Nearby Airspace Conflicts



It feels like this moth has had me under surveillance for a week. I keep seeing it on the bathroom window--which I guess makes it a pervert moth--and the other day it flew circles around me when I went into the backyard. There's been a lot of moths and butterflies around lately--after I scared the moth away from the bathroom window, I went outside to find it and ran across several little white butterflies.



I took some macro shots of flowers and went into the front yard in time to break up some kind of epic raven brawl--three of them were on the lawn screaming at each other while I fumbled to get my camera off macro. I thought I got some good shots of them carrying their fracus into a tree until I realised my camera had crashed and had been turned off while I thought I was taking pictures (the camera's fine now, I think I was just clicking too fast). This was the only one that came out;



Not very exciting. I swear, there's some kind of spell or something that prevents me from getting good pictures of these ravens that are all over the place around here. I get crayfish crawling out of the water for me, a million weird spiders, but I can't get next to the ravens.



While I was out on this little impromptu adventure, my tea oversteeped--it was the only time I went out all day, as I've been inking and colouring, finishing up my comic, and listening to to-day's Howard Stern Show, which I wanted to hear because I wanted to hear Stern address Artie Lange's return to radio, but I could've predicted Stern's evasiveness. He played the clip of Lange saying he wanted to be back on the show and basically brushed off the whole subject. Stern's interview with Lady Gaga to-day was actually more interesting to me--I will say this about her, she is a very skilled live performer. A lot of singers, when they perform on the Stern Show, complain about having to use their voice so early in the morning, but that girl went from zero to sixty instantly. Her lyrics are still kind of indistinct, and her style is sort of homogenous, but the enthusiasm with which she performs is really great.

Anyway, I'd better get back to colouring.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Our Spider World



Omedeto, Nihon! I don't normally care about soccer, but the Japanese team looks so happy. Tim told me the girl who made the final goal lost four friends in the tsunami. How could anyone want to win against her?

I'm mostly caught up in getting ready for Comic-Con lately. I've started catching myself singing, to the tune of "Karma Chameleon", "Comi-comi-comi-c-comic-con. Comic Con . . ." Partly it's just because I kind of realised I'm not getting out enough lately and it's really effecting my mental state. And nowadays, my mental state really seems to affect my physical state. It's a shame gasoline's so expensive now.



I suppose it's time I caught up here on the Doctor Who episodes I've been watching--I loved "Gridlock"--I love when a satire also has genuine emotional involvement. It was the closest the show's gotten to the Douglas Adams period since Adams left the show. The two parter, "Daleks in Manhatten"/"Evolution of the Daleks" was okay except it retreaded some very well worn territory. The wikipedia entry says;

Several other Doctor Who stories have featured Daleks and human beings being combined in different ways. These include:

- The Evil of the Daleks: humans are infused with the "Dalek Factor", and Daleks infused with the "Human Factor"
- Revelation of the Daleks: human beings kept in suspended animation, pending the discovery of disease cures, are instead converted into Daleks
- "Dalek": a Dalek extracts human DNA to regenerate itself, and is altered in the process
- "The Parting of the Ways": the Daleks in this story are all created from humans by the Dalek Emperor
- The Doctor Who Quick Reads book I am a Dalek: The Dalek Factor is added to humans in the Roman era


And three of those are from the new series, making "Doomsday" the only Dalek episode from the new series that isn't about how, dear gods, the Daleks are half human now! The writers might learn something from the fact that they keep having to reintroduce the concept to get any traction from it--introducing human DNA/spirit/mind into the body of an alien that was written with essentially human psychology anyway is kind of redundant.

"The Lazarus Experiment" had some fantastic action sequences and an impressively gruesome monster, but the Doctor seemed to lose some wisdom in the deal. Listening to a nine hundred year old man lecture a human for trying to live longer was annoying. Rather than a writer trying to present his or her own argument or ideas, it kind of lazily defaults to the idea that there's something noble and beautiful about mortality. That's something a real, earnest argument might be made for, but not in a story that's mainly concerned with a big meat monster trying to kill everyone.



Twitter Sonnet #283

Bent radio antennae test the tar.
Dirty wool sky skirt pushes down a fence.
Vine legs ripple out a bodiless car.
Paper scapulae relax in the rinse.
The green forked needle wavers between lamps.
Cold belly piercings clamp a black surfboard.
Crumpled paper bags drizzle from the amps.
Staples hold red wires inside a gourd.
A gigantic robot mouse zeppelin burns.
Google map locations fall like pink rain.
Slowly the plastic thermometer learns.
Saucepans listen to glass lions complain.
Ice cubes turn powder blue on a Smurf arm.
A lone jockey smiles at the ass farm.


Saturday, July 16, 2011

Paper Bullets

Well, last night's dream was much better than the night before's--and, by the way, I didn't realise how it sounded when I was typing it up in my caffeine deprived state, and I wasn't trying to say anything about self-censorship with the whole bit about people surviving on mouthwash. It was honestly just what I happened to dream, probably not coincidentally after I'd just brushed my teeth, flossed, and used some mouthwash. It's weird how often I put something in my blog and look at it later and realise, "Oh, it looks like I was trying to say ______ but I wasn't." Sometimes I kind of like what I accidentally say, other times I wish I'd known what I was getting into.

So, last night I dreamt Trisa and I were at a Morrissey concert and we had a big canvas military tent to ourselves. Trisa whispered in my ear that she hates anime and I heard something clawing at the tent outside. I opened the tent flap and the man from behind Winkie's in Mulholland Drive was standing there. "Where's your tape recorder?" he demanded. I assured him I didn't have one, but a black proboscis shot out of his mouth towards me and I woke up.

I wonder if people still use tape recorders at concerts.



90% of anime coming out these days is shit, so I really can't blame dream Trisa for hating it, but this morning I watched the first episode of GAINAX's new series, Dantalian no Shoka, which is quite good, though not the complete fish out of water in the current anime market I usually expect from GAINAX--their previous series, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, was a wholesale rejection of the current philosophy of studiously banal fetishisation of female stereotypes pervading anime (moé). Dantalian no Shoka is a little more conservative, featuring a shy pair of romantic leads. I suppose it kind of harkens back to standard anime of six years ago, before the lobotomising "slice of life" fad took hold. It is a step up when an anime series doesn't make me want to drill a hole in my head.



More than that, what I like about Dantalian no Shoka is it feels like an old fashioned pulp mystery. Apparently taking place in an alternate universe England, the story follows a young man named Hugh Disward who's recently inherited his grandfather's manor. This includes a magic library with books that come alive and a mysterious girl named Dantalian who, despite being listed in the inheritance, angrily insists she's not a pet. Here we have something that could be playing to or subverting moé. In any case, the show has one of the best visual sexual metaphors I've seen in a while as, upon being designated her "keykeeper" (if I were translating I'd have a hard time resisting using "Key Master") Hugh uses a key to open a hole in Dantalian's chest which streams big ribbons of blood around him as he pulls from her a book.



The show looks strikingly like a Shaft series (Shaft the anime studio, not Richard Roundtree). Particularly in its colour palette and use of airbrushed shadows, I was reminded especially of Dance in the Vampire Bund. Maybe GAINAX figures this show will be an easy money maker while they concentrate on the Rebuild of Evangelion movies. But maybe a studio as good as GAINAX just doesn't know how to skimp on some things, because the action sequences at the end are incredibly well animated, particularly a fight with a dragon, which is one of the best animated dragons I've ever seen.



The series premiered in Japan yesterday, and I downloaded a fansubbed version within hours. Those fansubbers are really amazing. You can watch several versions on YouTube currently, like this one. They haven't subbed the beautiful looking end credits, though;

Friday, July 15, 2011

Mind Sock

In my dream last night, a particular street I know in another part of town became the bulkhead of a spaceship's black interior. Outside was a desert where people lived on mouthwash, and one had to drink a certain amount of mouthwash to go out there.



I was struck by how out of shape everyone looks in The Seven Year Itch. Lots of guys with guts, women with fleshy arms, crammed into their dresses. It seemed abnormal even for a film from the 1950s. Maybe director Billy Wilder was aiming for greater realism. Though one of the reasons the movie really doesn't work is the rather artificial technique of having the lead character talk to himself--a lot. For most of the first half hour, it's just him talking. Some of what he says is interesting and funny, but the fact of his unabatingly solitary voice holds it all back. Maybe it's just that as a performer, Tom Ewell is a bit flat. He certainly has no chemistry with Marilyn Monroe, which may be the most crucial problem in the movie. And her character has no particular arc or conflict--maybe the filmmakers didn't trust her to deliver a performance, but the only reason to watch the movie, I'm afraid, is Monroe looking beautiful. One tends to expect more from Billy Wilder.

I was sort of fascinated by the bright red socks Ewell wore. I wonder if it's still possible to get socks like that.



For some stupid reason, I decided to try switching from coffee to green tea with breakfast. Which might explain why I can barely, um. Can barely . . . think, that's it. Can barely think.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

On the Wall



Things I did to-day that would probably be emasculating if I weren't a pervert;

1. Going to the drug store and finding what I needed in the feminine needs section.

2. Holding this product in my urine stream and waiting for it to change colour.

The good news is I'm not pregnant. The better news is that I probably don't have another urinary tract infection. The old news is that I'm crazy, but at least this time I didn't have to see a doctor.

I did stay up all night constantly going back to the bathroom. I do feel like shit to-day. These things I can hold onto as comforting reminders of reality, I guess. It's a good thing I remembered I tend to get like this before or during important events. I feel like the old conception of a stegosaurus--I have one, happy little brain in my head that feels perfectly fine, but there's some big ass brain in my body that's constantly freaking out.

So I stayed up watching When a Woman Ascends the Stairs again in half hour fits. I love how subtly Hideko Takamine's emotional state comes across. When you find out she has an ulcer, little clues in her stiffness before that make sense, and at the same time her resolve makes sense. I watched the Criterion DVD bonus feature interview with Tatsuya Nakadai where he described her as nihilistic--then decided that wasn't right, saying instead that she knows things are hopeless but remains strong anyway.

I realised I tend to use food a lot in my Twitter sonnets, so this time I decided to avoid mentioning food. Then I decided the whole sonnet would be about food without explicitly mentioning food, except the first line. See if you can match up each line with its corresponding food(s).

Twitter Sonnet #282

Branching carapace enlarges shrimp tree.
1. Legless canaries vanish in white fog.
2. Tiny white stones snow on a crackling sea.
3. Serious novelties vex a false dog.
4. Fresh mudfall begins slowly to preserve
5. A melted picture of Robin Hood's hat.
6. Red confetti falls beside a pale nerve.
7. Wet beige leaves take bullets from a blue gat.
8. Green pastels melt over soft concrete slab.
9. Wet toenail arches layer on brown disk.
10. Striped buttons in bowls shine for all to grab.
11. Important rectangles drive men to risk.
12. Violet bulbs darken slowly and shrivel.
13. Starchy snake shapes submerged must stay civil.


a. Avocado on bread.
b. Crackers.
c. Refried beans.
d. Oatmeal with blueberries.
e. Peppermint candies.
f. Lemons in cocoanut milk.
g. A jalapeno.
h. Soy hot dogs.
i. Lays Potato chips (or crisps).
j. Grapes and/or raisins.
k. Sliced white onions and veggie burger patty.
l. Salsa and rice.
m. Ramen.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Impact of Mirrors



There were a couple dead ducks among the crowd I went to feed to-day, floating against some reeds. I can't tell what killed them--maybe just old age. There were also flyers posted all over the place with pictures of someone's missing kitten. Not a particularly uplifting day for a walk, I suppose.

In her blog to-day, which is about facing hard truths, Caitlin mentions a quote from Akira Kurosawa about how being an artist means to never look away. If I weren't banned from her journal as part of being, I guess, living proof that despite what she says Caitlin does flinch and look away from things, I'd probably point her to the story of Kurosawa's firsthand experience of the Great Kanto Earthquake's aftermath and how it influenced this particular outlook of his. Though I guess it's a story I've referred to enough times in this blog. It's certainly a philosophy I've always agreed with, though I don't think it's as easy as people like Caitlin seem to believe. Kurosawa himself "flinched" now and then, as when he broke off communications with Laurence Olivier when Olivier speculated that if Macbeth's child had been born it would have been deformed hideously.

I watched "The Shakespeare Code" last night, the second episode of David Tennant's second season on Doctor Who. It contained possibly the most annoying rendering of Shakespeare I've ever seen--a beefy guy with a cocky swagger. He seemed like the kind of guy who would have beaten up the real Shakespeare and taken his lunch money. Otherwise, the episode's not so bad except it bugged me that the Doctor acted like he'd never met Shakespeare before--I say this despite having read in the episode's Wikipedia entry that, "Russell T Davies and screenwriter Gareth Roberts have both stated that they were aware of these past references to meeting Shakespeare, but that they would neither be mentioned nor contradicted in the episode."



One of the things I like about Bob Dylan is that he has no apparent swagger. But Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, which I also watched last night, is a movie that seems overwhelmed by its own soundtrack. Mostly consisting of songs by Bob Dylan that are better than what's going on onscreen and at odds with what's going on onscreen, every scene seems to show up with confidence and then quietly dissipate into a confused fog as Dylan's guitar takes centre stage. Dylan himself appears in the movie, and seems about as overwhelmed by being in a movie as the movie is by his soundtrack. He's such a little and shaky guy and he so clearly doesn't know how to handle the knife he's seen throwing once with supposed deadly accuracy. His arm kind of flaps over his head with it in a windmill motion.



It's nice to see an American Western from the 70s that doesn't look as slipshod as High Plains Drifter, though maybe Sam Peckinpah, like Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter, was working from a Sergio Leone influence and was trying to compose a movie more of mood and atmosphere than plot. There are some beautiful shots in the movie, but Peckinpah just doesn't seem to have Leone's knack for lingering. Almost every scene is Pat Garrett or Billy the Kid showing up in a saloon or ranch and meeting old mutual friends who are surprised at how things are between the two men now. The movie has the idea of the absurdity of killing when the roles of lawman and outlaw are so insubstantial, which is an idea I really respect but there's just something too unfocused about the movie. Even the death of the lawman played by Slim Pickens, accompanied by Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" disappears into the background of, rather than accentuating and working with, that great song.

There were a lot of gratuitous bare breasts, though, which is always appreciated.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Rhinoceroses Make Bad Brain Surgeons

Almost every time I walk past Wal-Mart, there's a guy out front with a guitar performing the whiniest and most insipid modern pop songs. More than once in a day I've heard him do "I'll Be"--you know, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'll be your crying shoulder, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'll be love suicide, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'll be the greatest man of your life." He's so loud, it's like nails on a chalk board through a loudspeaker and it seems to take forever to get out of earshot.

I also walked past Target yesterday, which is slightly further away, but the front of that store is blessedly free of little white guys making me long for a Cybermen invasion. Seriously, someone needs to take this kid's emotions away. Or at least get him on drugs.

I got used to thinking of Target as the more liberal version of conservative Wal-Mart but then Target had that anti-gay rights scandal that spoiled everything. I guess it's still the lesser of two evils. I feel like the fact that the musician with his important hormones is allowed to play in front of the Wal-Mart is an extension somehow of right-wing laissez-faire philosophy, which, when it comes to art and free speech is something I'm totally for--though I guess it's more associated with left-wing nowadays unless you're talking about Ron Paul types who haven't quite made themselves conscious of the fact that too few people agree with their predilections to make a free society enjoyable for them. Normally I think busking musicians are fine, I figure the bad ones don't outweigh the virtues of the more colourful and human world street performers contribute to creating. But, holy fuck, this guy is getting close to changing my mind like having my skull ground against a cinder block.

Russell T. Davies seems to have a knack for starting seasons of Doctor Who off really well and ending them with cloying emotional foghorn blasts. I put it down to two things--he overestimates the emotional involvement capital he's accrued with the earlier episodes, and he's overworked. In the old series, there was a policy in place where script editors--show runners--weren't allowed to create scripts from scratch. Now Davies, if you count the Christmas Special, is writing five of the fourteen episodes in the tenth Doctor's first season. It's no wonder he seems fresher with the earlier episodes. David Tennant seems like he has more freedom to play around, too--I loved his teeth clacking along with his "I'm barefoot on the moon!" line in "Smith and Jones". And there are one liners I love, like in "The Runaway Bride"--"Only a madman talks to thin air and, trust me, you don't want to make me mad!"

I like Donna Noble and Martha Jones has a face like you see in one of those studies that come out now and then where researchers have created an image of the most beautiful face in the world based on average statistical preferences throughout the world.

Monday, July 11, 2011

What Makes a Man Corporeal



I hate it when I wake up thinking I got a full night's sleep only to slowly realise while I'm eating breakfast that I feel like a zombie and I remember extended periods of staring at the ceiling awake. I do remember a dream about explaining music downloads to Elvis Presley while he was wearing a blue dress with white polka dots.

I only to-day heard about Artie Lange's (brief) return to radio last week. This is his first time on the air since he tried to commit suicide in January 2010--and the appearance last week was not on The Howard Stern Show, which is off the air until next week. Lange instead appeared on the show of his friend and fellow comedian Nick DiPaolo and, in a response to a question from a caller, alluded to something that's become clear to anyone who's listened carefully to the Stern Show whenever Stern has discussed Lange in the past few months--that Stern feels uncomfortable having Lange back on the show.

Even before the suicide attempt, many fans had criticised the Stern Show for enabling Lange's self-destructive behaviour as Stern adopted a hands-off, "Artie's gotta do what Artie's gotta do" attitude. And it seems now that Stern feels some guilt--it's no surprise then he'd be reticent to bring Lange back into the same environment. Personally, it's clear to me from the way Lange has always talked about it that the creative forum and the friends he loves that go with being on the Stern Show were the brightest parts of his life. When trying to decide whether being around a loved one or not being around a loved one is the less damaging course, I prefer to err on the side of being with them.

Anyway, Artie Lange brought such a warm, human side to the Stern Show I hope he does end up getting back on.



Twitter Sonnet #281: Golem Edition

Cherry Big League Chew layers over bone.
Papier-mâché acts as a slushy skin.
The eye sockets grant green olives a home.
A body's seventy five percent gin.
White foam peanuts pack in the slick liver.
Rubber ribs stretch across beanish lung sacks.
Electrode webs make the strange toy shiver.
Sometimes strange sticks fill out casual slacks.
Two sleeves hold a yellow ramen noodle.
Dry brown soup base flutters inside the chest.
Red soaked felt scribbles intestine doodle.
Pink skin wings lay over the scalp at rest.
Clotted humours slough from a dog food can.
Grey glue hands complete the spotty noise man.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Invasion of the Heads



When I said the new Doctor Who felt like it lacked scope compared to the old series, I was speaking from a feeling that arose from more than the fact that the new series rarely goes to alien planets. I watched "Army of Ghosts"/"Doomsday" last night, the two part finale of David Tennant's first season and the last story to feature Rose Tyler. During her big, emotional farewell, I felt a little disconnected. I felt something for the Doctor losing a friend, but mainly I was thinking about how I didn't feel like I'd gotten to know Rose Tyler very well, and how the big send off felt a little inappropriate. I guess it didn't help that the mechanics of her leaving didn't make any sense--she and the Doctor are holding on for dear life while a portal is sucking in millions of Daleks and Cybermen from all over the world, none of whom apparently could find something firm to hold onto. One of the levers holding the portal open starts to get pulled back, so Rose leaves her perch of safety and somehow, without much apparent exertion, manages to push the lever back against this pull, which is then strong enough to carry her away, but not fast enough for her father not to catch her when he teleports in at just the right moment, is unaffected by the suction, is not unbalanced by having to catch his daughter unexpectedly, and knows to teleport back immediately to the parallel universe from which Rose may never return. All of which leads to the emotional farewell--it was like a show asking me to feel bad for people being separated by Terry Gilliam cut-out animations. It's so totally arbitrary and forced, it's more like looking at notes of the effect a writer would like the episode to have than actually experiencing the effect.

I think, of all the companions, Rose Tyler is the one I felt was the least well established, with the possible exceptions of Peri and Mel. I watched part 1 of the third Doctor serial The Time Monster afterwards and I marvelled at how one twenty four minute episode felt like it had more content than two forty five minute episodes. I put this down to several factors;

The writer for The Time Monster knew he had six episodes to work with, so felt confident in establishing things a little more slowly. Though that only makes The Time Monster around an hour longer than "Army of Ghosts"/"Doomsday"--there's more character in The Time Monster, there's the business with the tea Jo makes and the Doctor forgets to drink, how he doesn't remember talking about the volcanic eruptions. I guess that doesn't quite explain it, though it is more than the Doctor and Rose usually get before they're firing exposition and goofy quips at each other.





I think the single biggest factor is how the show is shot differently now. There are a lot more closeups and cuts. Fred Astaire was an early proponent of the idea that people dancing in films needed to be shot full frame with as few cuts as possible so people could take in the reality of what the dancer is doing. There's something to this logic in other types of films too. Along with the increasingly homogenous looking cgi, the rapid cuts and closeups take us away from the experience of being in a room with characters, of finding focal points by subtler clues of blocking and being able to see multiple characters reacting at once. More important is the "every cut is a lie" aspect. It gives everything an airier, less substantial quality. I guess it speaks to the virtues of television that's closer to theatre.



I did like the meeting between the Cybermen and the Daleks in the new episode. It went exactly as I would have thought it should go, and to be honest, I feel like the new writers are much better equipped for writing Cybermen and Daleks than they are for writing the Doctor and his companion. Despite being the most feminine in appearance, Tennant's Doctor has exhibited the most testosterone. His waltzing in, puffed up about his legendary power, basically thumping his chest, among the Daleks may be reflective of a culture that can't digest fiction that isn't a competition sport of some kind. But, again, it makes for good Daleks and Cybermen. When the Dalek told the Cyberman that the one thing Cybermen do better than Daleks was die it provoked one of the few delighted laughs from me in the new show. Cyberman just got served.

Saturday, July 09, 2011

Grey on Grey



That's last night's daddy-long-legs in my bathroom. There's not a lot else to report in local arachnid news, except one of the orange spiders who's still small decided to make a massive web in front of the front door last night, nearly capturing me.

I got up at 11am to-day, and I think I might try getting up gradually earlier for Comic-Con, which happens the week after next. I'm trying to finish my comic, too, though I'm not sure there's any real point. I suspect I have a better chance of getting it published by mailing it out. Gone are the days when the likes of Jhonen Vasquez was able to get published just by dropping one of his comics off at one of the booths at Comic-Con. But I guess there's no harm in being prepared.

By complete coincidence, I was listening to Bob Dylan's "Leopard Skin Pill Box Hat" when I took this screenshot;



That's Wendy Hiller in Powell and Pressburger's I Know Where I'm Going! which I watched again a few days ago. I've always been fascinated by how ugly she is. She looks like Harpo Marx, or one of Cinderella's step sisters. The funny thing about beauty, or lack of it, is it makes me question if I see what I'm seeing. I'm in the camp that thinks it's sad not to express appreciation for beauty despite the fact that doing so inevitably acknowledges the existence of people who aren't beautiful. A society that teaches us to spare everyone's feelings creates an instinct that runs contrary to this. I think this is ultimately more damaging--it's an attempt to create a delusion, and truths that stay below the surface can have a more fundamentally damaging effect than those that are placed on the surface. In other words, someone who knows they're unattractive despite constant assurances to the contrary will be preoccupied with the question. Like a cat tied to a stick, as the Radiohead track goes.

On the other hand, sometimes you get mysteries like Wendy Hiller. Was she cast in the romantic lead because of different standards of beauty? Possibly. Both Deborah Kerr and Moira Shearer, stars of other Powell and Pressburger movies from the period, are gorgeous to me, but have some facial features I think might impede their careers in modern American Hollywood--mainly the eyes that are relatively close together, smooth cheeks, and larger jaw. I suppose one could say this about Renee Zellweger, though I guess part of her appeal is that she's the not-so-attractive "every girl". Maybe that's the point of Wendy Hiller, actually, except there's something cold about her. I mean, that's kind of the point of the movie, is how she lacks a certain basic human warmth. So it's a romantic comedy that stars a woman who's both unattractive and cold--I don't think I've ever seen that combination in another movie. If it's not merely due to different cultural standards of beauty, the choice is rather fascinating. It makes her seem more vulnerable, I guess, and makes her iron confidence funnier.

I dreamt last night the second Doctor on Doctor Who was performing brain surgery on himself. I remember him lying on a metal slab, shirtless, his head turned to an odd angle and one of his parietal lobes suspended above him on a tray. He seemed utterly unperturbed as he worked on it with his sonic screwdriver.

Friday, July 08, 2011

Just Being Himself



There's something so guileless about Tyrone Power. It makes an odd sort of sense in Nightmare Alley, where he plays a carnival con-man who's outmatched by a psychologist femme fatale. In the movie I watched last night, The Black Swan, it also makes a sort of sense despite the fact that the character he plays kind of falls apart. I mean, he doesn't have an emotional breakdown--the writing doesn't develop him properly. The same goes for the female lead, played by Maureen O'Hara.

I tend to get a lot of movies piled up, and I forget why I originally wanted to watch them. I think this one was either from when I was on a pirate movie kick or when I was looking into stuff related to Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan. I didn't know for sure I was in the mood for it last night until I saw it starred Tyrone Power, Maureen O'Hara, and George Sanders and the screenplay was co-written by Ben Hecht based on a novel by Rafael Sabatini.



Maybe Hecht only wrote the first two thirds of the screenplay--that much of the movie rocked so hard I was transported. Maybe it's because it finally satisfied my desire to see a real pirate movie with real, utterly amoral buccaneers. Our "heroes" are pleased to murder, rape, and torture. I'm amazed this thing came out in the Hays code era. Though this kind of ends up being a thorn in the side of the film's latter portion--after Jamie (Tyrone Power) has already tried once to carry her off and rape her, there's just not enough motivation for Lady Margaret (Maureen O'Hara) to fall for him at the end. The movie does take pains to show him not taking advantage of later opportunities to assault her, but it seems more tied to his newfound interest in playing at gentlemen, acting respectable now that Henry Morgan's in charge of Jamaica. At the same time, it's sort of fascinating for that guileless performance of Power's--he's like a kid playing parts. One day maybe he's a rapist and murderer, the next day he's a respectable gentleman in the English navy, it's all the same to him. Rarely has a swashbuckling lead been such a leaf in the wind.



But jeez--I guess I'd already know if I'd ever watched his Zorro film, but that motherfucker could fence. You can see it in little moments where he'll casually swat things out of people's hands at the beginning. There's a deeply satisfying moment where a guy's calling him a coward and Power draws his sword once and in one movement not only disarms the guy but flips him over on his back, all while keeping up that irrepressible guileless mien. The final duel between him and George Sanders is so fucking vigorous, I don't know how neither them lost an eye. Who knew George Sanders could fence? He's almost unrecognisable under a big bushy red beard, but he gives an interesting, menacing performance.

The revelation, though, was Laird Cregar in the role of Henry Morgan. What a fascinating performance--likeable, menacing. The very picture of the real Morgan.



I'd never heard of Cregar before, but now I'm keen on seeing more of his movies, especially the one he apparently killed himself for, Hangover Street.

I dreamt last night my college closed for the summer, which I found out when I went there early one evening and found one of the classrooms was inhabited by a salon run by Vietnamese women. I figured, since I needed a haircut anyway, I'd get one while I was there. But I forgot to pay afterwards, something I realised only after I'd walked away from the place. When I went back, the salon was gone. There was another salon, though, also run by Vietnamese women. They couldn't tell me what happened to the other place, but they showed me a series of pictures of cartoon trolls.



Twitter Sonnet #280

Frond shadows slice sandy fingers at dusk.
Salamanders monitor ideal screen.
Ruddy wax shells are too heavy to busk.
Creation's a balloon small as a bean.
Mutant mayonnaise brings choking salvation.
Lemons rain on the lime carnival night.
Umbrellas jerk with dance animation.
Cotton makes the tongue flags fall to half height.
Chilly yellow tape burns a rooster's thigh.
Maypole tentacles snap a green snake's face.
Purple numbers convene in the blue sky.
Bleeding grapes swallow a whole can of mace.
Clean seashell images are unstable.
No-one wrestles horses like Clark Gable.

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Kerosene and Shampoo



Am I the only one who thinks News International executive Rebekah Brooks looks like the main character in Pixar's upcoming fantasy picture Brave? I guess in much the way Pixar mined 1980s robot design for WALL-E, they've decided for their medieval fantasy film to design a character who looks like the heroine of every third fantasy novel published in the past three decades. And no, I'm not complaining, any more than I was complaining about WALL-E's less than original design. This is the look fantasy fans love and now it's its time in the limelight. Welcome. Sorry it happened when a real life doppelganger was in the news as a blackguard of epic proportions.

I mean, fucking wow. If you haven't been following this, I recommend checking out the Guardian's "Phone Hacking Scandal" page. But, boy, that name does not sell the thing for the magnificent panoply of batfuckery it is. A story that was originally little more than the humdrum phone tapping of prominent politicians and celebrities and a sting operation conducted almost single-handedly by Hugh Grant, became a tale of private detectives murdering a colleague, journalists planting text messages from missing children to give parents and authorities false hope, and an editorial staff that was in on the crimes, a ladder that leads all the up not only to Rebekah Brooks but to Rupert Murdoch himself. As a result, the 167 year old tabloid News of the World (somehow I suspect the paper's gone through some changes in that time) shuts down Sunday. If a story this splashy didn't usually end up in the hands of the least imaginative filmmakers, I'd say it might make a fantastic film noir one day.

In slightly less depressing and awe inspiring news from England, I finished watching the Doctor Who two-parter "The Impossible Planet"/"The Satan Pit". Sometimes the new Doctor Who reminds me of a dog who's been kicked in the face many times and has come back to the public to grovel and beg for affection. That's the impression I got from the stupid, ironic quips traded between Rose and the Doctor at the beginning of "The Impossible Planet" as they find themselves among the crew of a small installation on a small planet orbiting a black hole in the distant future. There's so much nervous energy in the humour as the people on the show seem desperate to keep the viewing audience engaged despite the fact that this episode takes place on one of those nerdy alien worlds.



But I did appreciate the setting, and the H.P. Lovecraft references. I was less impressed by yet another injection of spirituality into the Doctor Who universe.

This new story is based in part on the third Doctor serial The Daemons, which I happen to have watched again recently. That serial presented the idea that all horned beasts present in various human mythologies were inspired by a horned alien from the planet Daemos who gave humanity many of its scientific advancements. In the 2006 story, a horned beast who claims to have come into existence "before time" takes credit for a universal prevalence of horned beasts in mythologies, including somehow on the planet Daemos where, er, horned beasts actually existed.

The main difference this time is that, instead of casually referring to Christian beliefs as myths (something I rather liked), the Doctor takes the beast's statement to mean that Satan, along with every other mythological horned beast, is real. The episode generally promotes faith, even having the Doctor take a literal leap of faith at one point, another depressing step away from classic Who's hard science fiction bent. I mean, it seems kind of bitter and personal, like Russell T. Davies, upon hearing about a big gun, announced that, oh yeah, he's got an even bigger gun and his name's God! I can't help thinking this is Doctor Who's Star Trek V.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Two Way Mirrors for Single Minds



"The good writers touch life often. The mediocre ones run a quick hand over her. The bad ones rape her and leave her to the flies."

I guess Ray Bradbury was serious when he talked about his hatred of electronic publishing--I wasn't able to find Fahrenheit 451 at all on my Kindle, and Mr. Bradbury obliged me to actually go out into the sunlight, walk into one of the few bookstores left in this town, and buy a six dollar paperback. There's a bit in the book I'd been trying to remember for months--the essence of it had a strong and lasting effect on how I perceive literature. It's not the above quote, though the above quote seems more pertinent to what kicked the subject back to the fore of my consciousness, which was a blog entry Caitlin wrote a few days ago wherein she said;

Perhaps we should consider that all fantasy (including sf) is obscene, as it subverts the normative, immutable view of reality and revels wantonly in the infinite alternatives. It certainly violates. You might even go so far as to say fantasy rapes reality in that act of transformation, as there certainly is no consent involved, between the writer and the "real" world as we know it.

This seemed a ridiculous thought to me. Caitlin's an intelligent person, is good at what she does, but claiming that fantasy fiction rapes reality seems to be a ham-fisted and insensitive sort of idea to me. It seems designed more to make the whole subject of literary criticism cheaply provocative. Like trying to interest someone in Edgar Allan Poe by comparing his works to the Casey Anthony trial. On the other hand, it may be reflective of Caitlin's own particular relationship with the medium--I read to-day her "DOWN TO GEHENNA" in the new Sirenia Digest, which is a fascinating series of portraits of people in their own Hells. Her descriptions in physical and exterior terms of the torment each person goes through serves as a poetical exploration of internal torments.

But is she raping reality by doing this? It's certainly unpleasant subject matter, and one could say that putting these things together like this in a way they had not been before is an assault of sorts. It still doesn't wash with me. Bradbury's simile works better--the bad writer might be seen as a rapist if he cynically takes from reality without any idea of creating something intelligent or beautiful or illuminating. If he seeks to exploit with only the intent of short-sighted, personal gain. Because the metaphor can only work in terms of the writer's intentions--reality isn't an entity that can grant or withhold consent. Intent on the part of a woman is the only way in which we could really say she rapes a vibrator when she masturbates.

Anyway, the quote from Fahrenheit 451 I'd been thinking of comes shortly after the one I started this entry with;

"My wife says books aren't 'real.'"

"Thank God for that. You can shut them, say, 'Hold on a moment.' You play God to it. But who has ever torn himself from the claw that encloses you when you drop a seed in the TV parlour? It grows you any shape it wishes! It is an environment as real as the world. It
becomes and is the truth. Books can be beaten down with reason. But with all my knowledge and scepticism, I have never been able to argue with a one-hundred-piece symphony orchestra, full colour, three dimensions, and being in and part of those incredible parlours."

This made a great deal of sense to me when I first read it as a kid--I mean, one could say that one very well can argue with movies and music in the form of criticism after the fact. But literature is distinguished by how it must at all times rely on your indulgence and must go through the filter of your cognitive process. If I wanted to imagine that Montag, the main character of Fahrenheit 451, looks like Humphrey Bogart, there's nothing the book or Ray Bradbury can do to stop me. Of course, you can do this sort of thing with movies as well, like how I imagine X-Men 3 doesn't exist, but it can't be done on such a fundamental level and movies aren't intimately tied to the weaving of conscious thought in the same way.

I've been quoting the character Faber, who's absent from Francois Truffaut's 1966 film adaptation of the book which I watched last night. One might wonder how Truffaut could omit such a crucial character, but I understand it--Faber's function is to directly explain things to Montag a filmmaker should be more inclined to tell the audience visually and it seems like he does this--the sort of national, cannibalistic narcissism Faber seems to ascribe to the society without books can be seen in moments like a girl on the train kissing her reflection, or Montag's wife gazing at herself in the mirror next to a framed photograph of herself.



I feel the film may have been better off directed by Alfred Hitchcock--certainly Truffaut, a great admirer of Hitchcock, quotes him a lot in Fahrenheit 451, in his use of Bernard Herrmann for the score (apparently at Bradbury's suggestion), to his use of the famous Vertigo shot--the technique of zooming in with the camera while pulling back at the same time (or vice versa), a technique later made familiar by Steven Spielberg's frequent use of it in close-ups of actors. Even in his casting of Julie Christie in two roles, as Montag's socially brainwashed wife and as the misfit, secret book reader Clarisse, I was reminded of the two identities Kim Novak portrays in Vertigo.



As the wife, I thought Julie Christie was beautiful for the first time in any of the movies I've seen her in. She's still not a knock-out, and as Clarisse with short hair, her introduction on the train falls well short of the breathtaking introduction Bradbury gives her;



The autumn leaves blew over the pavement in such a way as to make the girl who was moving there seem fixed to a sliding walk, letting the motion of the wind and the leaves carry her forward. Her head was half bent to watch her shoes stir the circling leaves. Her face was slender and milk-white, and in it the kind of gentle hunger that touched over everything with tireless curiosity. It was a look, almost, of pale surprise; the dark eyes were so fixed to the world that no move escaped them. Her dress was white and it whispered. He almost thought he heard the motion of her hands as she walked, and the infinitely small sound now, the white stir of her face turning when she discovered she was a moment away from a man who stood in the middle of the pavement waiting.

Christie does capture this "gentle hunger" and "tireless curiosity" in her performance, and she's equally effective as Montag's simple, zombie-like wife seemingly motivated only by the pettiest concerns. And Truffaut's techniques have a lot of the unbound, intuitive language that was exciting about the French New Wave--there's a fade to red at one point, use of black screen blocks to emphasise a character, a strange moment in slow motion when Montag's boss questions him. But ultimately this seems to me a case where the book is better than the movie, and maybe that's as it should be.

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

We Must Expand the Sea



I saw yet another crayfish crossing the road to-day. It was 93° with 38% humidity to-day. It was tricky taking pictures of him because he kept trying to crawl into my shadow. I let him rest a moment against my shoe. He was slightly smaller than the last one--it'd be great if one day I was walking along and saw one the size of a bull.













Speaking of things that look like they oughta be in the water, this was my favourite toy when I was a kid;



I think it was part of a jewellery display in the Save-On where my mother worked. I've always been into mermaids--I guess it's no wonder one of my favourite toys now is Second Life, which has some of the best mermaid media out there.




These outfits are both from Vita's Boudoir, except for the mask, which is from Illusions, and the lei, which is by Artilleri.







A video game or simulated environment may be the best format for a mermaid, actually. Either that or a silent film. I was toying with the idea of doing a mermaid comic, if I'm somehow able to do a comic after the one I'm working on, but it seems like subject matter that's better with as little text as possible.

I'm so tired to-day. Barely slept, it feels. Can't really draw at all. Keep staring into space, losing my train of thought. Probably this has to do with the three glasses of Wild Turkey and two glasses of cognac I had yesterday at my parents' house. I'm by no means patriotic, but I will take an excuse to drink. I watched an episode of Jack-Ass with my sister, which I'd wanted to see an episode of ever since hearing those guys on The Howard Stern Show. There's something really endearing about their spirit. My favourite bit was where Steve-O snorted a live earthworm and coughed it up--still alive. Great shit to watch while drinking.

Twitter Sonnet #279

Blue power radiates from glass toothpaste.
Copper spider webs tense with a current.
Shark tooth rows in corsets might trim a waist.
Some bites are worse than images warrant.
Complex string antennae trace a false sign.
Dusty CDs shame the modern car thief.
Digital sounds and cold storage align.
Blue lightsabre sharks echo on the reef.
From face, sometimes a tooth must be removed.
Magic mist trawls over the bourbon top.
Who can say if the wax loch monster moved?
Now sky lights sparkle for the Blitzkrieg Bop.
Tuning fork battlements shiver with heat.
Tattered whoopee cushions prank no-one's seat.