Pearls in a Gold Forest

A breathtaking, absolutely stunning three and a half hours of visual beauty. That's 2008's Jodhaa Akbar. It's simplistic and sometimes unintentionally disturbing story takes a backseat to the unbelievable visual splendour. I'm so glad I watched this movie in Blu-Ray because the beauty goes from massive wide shots of crowds in palaces to endless waves of intricate jewellery, much of it apparently genuine. According to Wikipedia, 2 kg of gold was used for a sword case. One might call Jodhaa Akbar an Indian Titanic in that its visual detail as a virtue surpasses its weak characterisations, but actually the visual detail and beauty far surpasses Titanic and the actors, particularly Aishwarya Rai, make the characters far more palatable. Jodhaa Akbar is sort of overwhelming and oddly relaxing.

The second picture is cropped, unresized. Your eyes are constantly compelled to take in tiny details. It illuminates the virtue of jewellery--the human body, as with all natural things, is comprised not only of large shapes like eyes, mouth, and hair, but tiny ones like pores and eyelashes. Good jewellery compliments both forms and becomes both an augmentation and a compliment to the body.

Jodhaa Akbar is also a delight to haters of cgi like me. It's with no small amount of pleasure I see that a movie made within the past decade featured over eighty costumed elephants in a battle sequence.

Though the battle sequences aren't particularly well shot, featuring a lot of the token choreography familiar to big battle sequences from Lord of the Rings or Braveheart. The movie's a little better at one on one fight choreography, and the duel between Akbar and his wife Jodhaa (Rai) is improbable but sexy, particularly when her hair comes out of her hat.

The movie's much more effective when it's scenes of people meeting, or conducting ceremonies, or especially scenes of Akbar watching Jodhaa or Jodhaa watching Akbar.

The story has the simplicity of parables, telling a story of Akbar, the Muslim emperor, and his conquering of Hindustan consisting of smaller stories stitched into a longer whole. Akbar embarks on what is at first a political marriage to Jodhaa, who only agrees to marriage on the condition that she be allowed to maintain her Hindu beliefs and practices. This eventually becomes a touchstone in the emperor's policy of religious freedom for his territories, which is encouraging. The perhaps unintentionally disturbing quality I mentioned is that the two dimensional villains established for the film tend to be dispatched with vitriolic speeches. This is a typical quality in fantasy stories, but the best stories give more complexity to their villains. Like Darth Vader or Jaffar in the 1940 Thief of Bagdad, a movie I thought of during Jodhaa Akbar's brief vignette of the emperor going amongst the common people incognito and only then somehow learning of the pilgrim's tax the Hindus are forced to pay under his rule.

But the villain we spend the most time with, Akbar's nanny, who apparently had a place closer to a mother in his heart than his actual mother, is disappointingly flat, particularly considering how much of the plot hinges on her. There's something to the jealousy she feels towards Jodhaa, but her rash and cruel behaviour makes Akbar's trust in her seem foolish.

The score is strangely underwhelming most of the time, a lot of it sounding synthesised, but the songs are pretty good. This was my favourite;

Codes of Conduct

No hoodies. I guess George Zimmerman would feel right at home at Fashion Valley mall where I took this picture to-day. Guess who broke rule 8.

I guarantee there are hoodies sold in the mall. I'm tempted to go there wearing dark sunglasses and a false beard on principle. I ought to've tipped my fedora over my face like Tom Reagan in Miller's Crossing.

I still stink of the chow mein I had for breakfast. I've had tea, chips, and a burrito since then but I feel like I'm stuck in this little pungent cloud of soy sauce. Breakfast was at Pick Up Sticks with some family who are visiting from out of town. I drove them all over the place to-day, from the Mormon Palace Temple, to the beaches of La Jolla, to Coronado Island where I accidentally drove onto a Navy base. The car air conditioner wasn't great and maybe that explains why I feel like I've been sweating chow mein all day. I feel pretty gross and tired and the headache I've had for about a week has turned into an ear ache that got worse every time I drove between hills.

I had time to read the new Sirenia Digest to-day. Caitlin's new story, "CAGES I", was a collaboration with a guy named David T. Kirkpatrick, a biologist from the University of Minnesota. It's a sort of stew of biological information from the future stitched together with a mannered first person narrative that was reminiscent of the voices David Bowie created for his Outside album. It was good, and I appreciate a reference to Videodrome, but it wasn't nearly as amazing as the stuff from the previous issue. This new issue also included an old collaboration between Caitlin and Sonya, but it mainly served to remind me of how that post by Sonya I read the other day was the best thing she'd ever written (that I have read). In fact, I held back a little, as I always held back with Sonya, but it suddenly occurs to me there's little point in me doing so when she's not speaking to me--that review the other day was the first truly good piece of writing I've ever seen from her. I mean, her stuff has always had good qualities--a gift with language primarily, and some very nice, inventive descriptions, but the characters she wrote never quite worked for me, never had any depth. This review was the first time I really felt like she connected as a person with her apparatus, the first time she used her chopsticks without thinking about them being chopsticks. Of course, it may be totally different from her point of view, but in any case, I'm more optimistic for her future artistic endeavours than I've ever been.

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Deconstructing Valhalla

I need to remember to take the Juno soundtrack off my hard drive. Every time something like Ellen Page performing "Zub Zub" comes on in my randomised playlist I want to shish kabob my parietal lobes. It's that ironic saccharine that goes so far back to hard saccharine it's like a sugar quarry. My stomach was actually turned less by the song that came next on my playlist, Monty Python's "Medical Love Song".

Mostly to-day I've been listening to the last part of Gotterdammerung again after having watched the production I have again last night. Thinking about Der Ring des Nibelungen in terms of Nietzsche's idea of tragedy beginning with the Apollonian so that we can have the intensely pleasurable reaffirmation of the Dionysian at the end, one can see how Wotan comes close to actually being the Apollo of the opera cycle and his absence from Gotterdammerung is such a fundamental part of that opera. No-one directly mentions how Hagen starts to act as a surrogate Wotan, having people swear on his spear, which makes its impact stronger. And then there's that great, surprisingly scary moment when those ravens show up out of nowhere in the middle of Hagen yelling at Siegfried (HAGEN: Errätst du auch dieser Raben Geraun'?) and he uses the distraction to drive his spear into Siegfried's back. It all happens so quickly, your brain's barely processing the introduction of ravens when Siegfried's struck.

I sort of wonder how Siegfried would have handled things if he lived, and it seems to me that it's the suddenly complex problem besetting him that killed him as much as Hagen's spear. He's a simple guy, Siegfried, all he knows is killing dragons and making love to women. He never even has a moment where he says, "Oh wait, I helped Gunther abduct Brunnhilde and married Gutrune." He just starts reliving the ending of Siegfried before he dies, he never really starts to bring the two realities together. How could he, when he is, as Brunnhilde calls him, the purest of men? How could he handle this mess? And here we see that even though Siegfried was the agent of destruction for the Apollonian element by shattering Wotan's spear, he is himself the last gasp of the Apollonian before it all goes down into Dionysian flames.

The Distance in Immediate Violence

This piece of information comes at the beginning of a 1952 film about that most notorious of sex offender, The Sniper. Well, okay, shooting women from rooftops with a high-powered rifle doesn't quite qualify as a sex crime to most people. It's a bit strange when the police refer to him automatically as a sex offender after he's shot only two women--they apparently make no effort to see if there's anything besides a common sex linking the two victims. And yet, taken as a metaphor for sex crime that couldn't be discussed too directly by a Hollywood film in 1952, The Sniper is actually kind of effective. It makes an effort to be a serious insight into the mind of the sex criminal and to be an essay on how society ought to address mental health issues, but it's more effective in terms of mood and a sort of nightmarishly arbitrary portrait of brutality.

It's an ensemble cast of mostly new and B movie actors nominally headed up by Adolphe Menjou, a star from the 1920s and early 1930s, maybe best known to-day for Sternberg's Morocco. He plays the police lieutenant in charge of investigating the sniper crimes, but he doesn't show up for the first third of the movie and the bulk of the film follows the sniper himself, Eddie Miller, played by Arthur Franz with a peculiarly earnest desire to be caught by police alternating with a methodical fury for all womankind.

The two sides of his personality never quite coalesce properly and despite the fact that we spend more time with him than anyone else, we never quite feel like we know him. Nevertheless, there's something frighteningly effective about his hatred for women.

In one of the most effective scenes in the movie, he throws baseballs with perfect aim to drop a woman in a dunk tank at a carnival sideshow. She starts by taunting him and playing along, but gets quiet as she repeatedly has to climb out of the tank and back onto the seat. Everyone grows visibly uncomfortable at the strange spectacle of the angry man with perfect aim grimly hitting the target again and again until he's throwing baseballs directly at the woman in the cage before he stalks off.

Each time he shoots a woman, it's very effective, too, and despite the movie's attempts to humanise him, our sympathy is totally with the victims each time. The movie somehow makes them more than just random victims with a very short space of time to characterise them--particularly effective was the death of the first woman, played by Marie Windsor, who's shot as she pauses a moment to wipe the dust off a poster of herself outside the nightclub where she works.

She was introduced to us as a customer of Miller's cleaning service and she gives him the stained dress she's wearing at the time in a mildly flirtatious manner. She gives him a beer, but her manner changes when her boyfriend shows up and she has Eddie go drink his beer outside. She's established as a woman who's maybe a little vain, a little coquettish, but basically a good person, just right for the sort Eddie's twisted mind would cultivate an irrational hatred for.

We're introduced to a number of women who break Miller's balls in various ways, but mostly they feel like the two dimensional random weird jerks in Rambo or Fist of Fury. Windsor's is the only really effectively established female character, and mostly it seems strange the movie feels compelled to line up female antagonists for Eddie.

Richard Kiley's on hand as a criminal psychologist to deliver a speech about how violent misogyny needs to be caught and treated early and while that's certainly an appreciable message, the movie's a little too strange to go with it. The rifle seen as a phallic symbol used to harm women from a distance is kind of an effective shorthand for a man's body forced on a woman without connexion, the inherently combative nature of rape. It is a strange and disturbing film.

Forms of Captivity

How did I only just now find out Thomas Kinkade is dead? Which isn't to say his death brings me any pleasure. I'm going to say that with the next sentence. His death brings me some pleasure.

Well, no, I'm not happy for anyone to die. But I'd wish certain kinds of lives on people even less than death and what I get some pleasure from is that Kinkade apparently drank himself to death and that he was a miserable bastard. It's bad enough when someone cynically exploits the shallow, overriding consumerist instincts that have been cultivated in this culture. It's worse when they're disgustingly happy. If there are afterlives suited to individuals, I hope Kinkade has to spend eternity in one of his two bit, faux Disney cottages.

On the other hand, if you'd like to express support for my art and honest depravity, my friend Amee yesterday put online a Facebook fansite for my work. Feel free to facelike it or whatever it is one does via Facebook.

I was reluctant to watch the second season Star Trek episode "Metamorphosis" for some reason. Maybe it was because it was written by Gene L. Coon, most of whose work from season one I didn't like, maybe it was because I think it's the Star Trek episode I've seen the most. Back in the 90s, in my imprudent Trekkie youth, for whatever reason this episode tended to get replayed a lot.

I guess it was a combination of low expectations and the fact that I've changed so much as a person in the last decade that I enjoyed it as much as I did. There's a sweetness to Cochrane's relationship with the Companion in the way both seem to be so innocent about the nature of their relationship. Though Kirk and McCoy smugly assuming the two are lovers from the fact that the Companion is seemingly female was a little silly.

There is some encouragingly progressive subtext to the story, as when Cochrane expresses disgust for the idea of a relationship between himself and the Companion and old fashioned McCoy of all people says, "There's nothing disgusting about it. It's just another life form, that's all. You get used to those things."

This takes some of the edge off of an earlier moment when Kirk tells Cochrane that the "idea of male and female are universal constants." Yeah, tell that to a bacteria. Though maybe that's just Kirk not being psychologically equipped to contemplate a civilisation where he can't get pussy.

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Streets and Guitars

A little short on time to-day--it's my birthday, so I'm meeting my mother and sister for a quick lunch before I need to get to class. I wish I could skip class to-night, but I have to perform a skit in Japanese and I wouldn't want to leave my partner hanging, even though that's exactly what he did to me when he didn't meet me as planned before class on Monday so we could write the skit. Fortunately, I assumed he'd flake on me so I wrote the skit entirely myself.

I've decided to call it "Anyone Can Play Guitar" after the Radiohead song. Here it is, my masterpiece, translated into English by the author himself (again, me);

ME: Good morning. You didn't bring your guitar?

PARTNER: No.

ME: Why not?

PARTNER: I can't play it very well.

ME: No. I think you can play it very well.

PARTNER: Really?

ME: Yes. Besides, we need music at the barbeque.

PARTNER: True. For this reason, I will bring my guitar. What time is the barbeque?

ME: Four o'clock.

PARTNER: Who's cooking?

ME: My father and my younger sister.

PARTNER: Your father always cooks, doesn't he?

ME: Yes. He likes to cook.

PARTNER: Of course.

ME: I'm going to the convenience store. See you.

PARTNER: See you.

And scene.

I hope the class isn't left breathless by the brutal honesty of this human drama.

Well, I posted The Smashing Pumpkins' "Thirty Three" last year because I'm a moron who forgets how old he is, so I better post it this year when I'm certifiably thirty three;

Seems like there was a better quality video last year. This year I had to choose between shit video or shit sound so I chose shit video. Please, decision, don't define my year.

Better Judgement

I'm by no means a religious person, but I can appreciate what Father Logan does in Alfred Hitchcock's 1953 film I Confess. Hitchcock himself later thought non-Catholics would have trouble with the film, as Wikipedia quotes him as having said, "We Catholics know that a priest cannot disclose the secret of the confessional, but the Protestants, the atheists, and the agnostics all say, 'Ridiculous! No man would remain silent and sacrifice his life for such a thing.'" Speaking as an agnostic, I think the grace and wisdom displayed by Logan in allowing a murderer opportunities to redeem himself, despite having to pay a great personal price, is a beautiful story and one that is quite insightful about human behaviour.

Montgomery Clift plays Logan simply but effectively, giving an earnest and unmannered method performance that does a lot to humanise the very simple and larger than life character. A housekeeper named Keller confesses to Logan at the beginning of the film that he murdered a lawyer named Villette. It turns out later that Logan happened to have substantial motive, in the eyes of law enforcement and public opinion, for murdering Villette and as Logan keeps his silence about Keller, suspicion turns more and more strongly towards him. And his former lover, played by Anne Baxter looking extraordinarily good, is humiliated by public revelations about her past with him. Being caught in one of Hitchcock's plots somehow makes her far more interesting than she was in All About Eve, but Hitchcock's movies seemed to have that effect with a lot of actresses.

Partly it's the subtly strange, fascinating wardrobe. I loved this evening dress--it's like a dress from an alternate timeline where modern wardrobe evolved almost entirely from traditional Indian clothing.

I Confess is obviously a good example of one of Hitchcock's "wrong man" movies. That his predilection for making such movies arose from a childhood trauma probably made a man voluntarily allowing blame to be wrongly be cast on him seem incredibly admirable to Hitchcock.

Of course, realistically the story might be more complicated--if Keller had killed again after his confession to Logan, Logan would obviously have seemed irresponsible for not turning him in. Though I suppose a priest would say any subsequent deaths are part of God's plan and not the priest's responsibility at all. But in the particular atmosphere of the movie, we can appreciate the value given to all human life, even the life of a murderer.

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Where Fruit was Not Meant to Grow

It's really more appropriate for May Day, but I felt like The Wicker Man was a fitting enough movie to watch on Easter. It has chocolate bunnies, anyway.

Or as Mrs. Morrison corrected Howie, "Those are hares, not silly old rabbits. Lovely March hares."

I guess one could say the movie's about the dysfunction inherent in religious belief, whether it's Christian or pagan. It doesn't really feel like that to me, though. The movie portrays extreme examples for both cases, so it's not really a good argument. It seems more like a portrait of just how fascinatingly bizarre and sinister the human mind can be. In this sense, one could say it is a horror film, but it's also a movie that makes me question the existence of the horror genre. Almost every decent so-called horror movie I can think of can be described as really being a drama or comedy that happens to have scary moments or just a horror aesthetic. I think the heart of the horror genre is the relationship between guilt and mystery.

I watched the original Japanese version of The Ring (リング) for the first time last week. It's not a particularly great film, but it has that complex, that confrontation of guilt and its oppressive perplexity manifested by an almost arbitrarily vindictive and unforgiving supernatural force. The Wicker Man, too--the movie's not content to simply laugh at straight laced, deeply religious Howie. When he's told his own actions have led him to a fate far worse than rationally he deserves, we recoil a bit. It's this moment of disorientation, this moment where we find ourselves trapped and threatened by our own presumptions, that's where horror exists.

Of course, I can't watch The Wicker Man without thinking of Sonya, and I should mention her recent review of The Invisible Man isn't just the best review by her I've seen, it's one of the best things she's written.

The Swooning Fraggle

Happy Easter, everyone. I don't have much to say about Easter, so here's another Halloween post.

Written by H.P. Lovecraft disciple Robert Bloch, "Catspaw" was the first episode shot for Star Trek's second season, though it was obviously meant to air during Halloween.

As in his previous episode for the series, Bloch name drops "the Old Ones", and the main antagonists bear a resemblance to shoggoths, though perhaps Lovecraft never imagined one of his shoggoths taking the form of a human woman and falling prey to magnetic male sexuality as Kirk easily masters the latest omnipotent intergalactic being with the casual might of his mojo.

Later, the woman entity is powerless when Kirk steals the rod of power with the glowing tip from her man.

The pair of entities, one taking the form of a woman and the other of a guy who looks a bit like Anton Lavey, put together a haunted castle complete with witches and a manacled skeleton because in attempts to gain knowledge by reading the human mind they were only able to access the subconscious. They read Scotty and Sulu first and perhaps we should be thankful the crew wasn't beset by demon samurai in kilts. Kirk and Spock were, however, forced to confront a giant kitten.

Possibly the least effective Star Trek monster ever. The fella is given panther and lion sound effects, but creative lighting and editing can't hide that she just wants a little love and maybe a ball of string. Really, words can't serve here. It's a giant kitten. What more can be said? I mean, okay, getting a panther or something would've been difficult and more expensive. But couldn't they have gotten an adult cat? A mangier one? One that wasn't so fluffy? Maybe this was an Easter post after all.

The Greatest and Most Expensive Bang

I've been nursing for a little while the idea of James Cameron, with Titanic and Avatar, being the twenty first century Cecil B. DeMille, creating popular movies of amazing spectacle with very little substance. When I say spectacle here, I'm not talking just in terms of expense, size, and quantity. A huge selling point for both Titanic and Avatar was that in both cases Cameron was doing something unprecedented--in Titanic it was the detail and scope of a production under the control of one man who forwent a pay check to see it through, and in Avatar it was the idea that the 3D was somehow better than 3D had ever been, and the cgi was somehow better than it had ever been. That neither of things really proved to be true may be beside the point. He got people to believe it. Selling himself and painting his films as extreme undertakings was also a big part of DeMille's career.

DeMille and Alfred Hitchcock were the best known directors of the studio era, virtually the only directors who became personalities that lasted for decades, but DeMille traded on this far more than Hitchcock through radio shows and political manoeuvrings. Cameron hasn't exactly gone so far as the latter (as far as we know), but with his recent publicised journey to the deepest part of the ocean, one can see a similarity in how the two directors made their personal lives a big part of their publicity machine. To test my idea in terms of film quality, yesterday, after seeing Titanic 3D with my mother and sister, I watched DeMille's 1952 film The Greatest Show on Earth.

Both movies won Best Picture, both possess qualities one associates with Best Picture winners--employing a number of known actors and crew, a melodramatic and shallow storyline that's also easily digestible and which generally handles large setpieces with good timing and proportion. Cameron benefits from filmmaking concepts like POV and cinematic expressionism that in DeMille's time were being pioneered by the likes of Hitchcock and Welles only to be made dogma by the 1960s' New Wave. And yet, of the two, The Greatest Show on Earth emerges as the more interesting film by far.

Both films have the virtue of including copious details from real life. One of my favourite things about Titanic are the intricately recreated set designs, props, and costumes. The Greatest Show on Earth benefited from having the actual 1950s era Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey's Circus and many of the best parts of the movie are essentially documentary footage, but DeMille does successfully integrate his actors into the reality of the circus on film. Titanic does this, too, but the circus performances, in addition the authenticity of their appearance, are more intrinsically interesting. In addition to the (presumably horrifically mistreated) animals and incredible acrobatics acts that were daring in ways one suspects are prohibited by modern safety regulations, the film includes rare colour footage of the famous clown Emmett Kelly.

In his brief moments onscreen, one gets some impression of his inimitable mixture of melancholy and absurdity, something portrayed a bit more literally by the clown played by James Stewart. Stewart's billed behind Charlton Heston, Betty Hutton, and Cornel Wilde despite being by far the most intriguing and frustrating character in the movie. In one of his early scenes, he quotes from Oscar Wilde's Ballad of Reading Gaol;

Yet each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!

It's surprising to hear Wilde quoted in a film by the deeply conservative DeMille and even moreso when this quote defines the story of Buttons, the clown Stewart portrays, as we learn that he's in fact a brilliant surgeon who's in hiding now because he murdered his wife. The film unreservedly portrays him has a sympathetic and even heroic character, which makes it frustrating that the issue of his wife's murder is never really addressed. When Hutton's character begs him to help Heston, who's injured, at the end, she says to him, "Maybe you killed someone . . . because you loved her very much . . . Now you can save someone I love." Here's an unaddressed issue bigger than the iceberg in Titanic.

The circus train wreck equals the Titanic disaster in its effective portrayal of sudden, dangerous chaos, particularly in the case of Titanic 3D, which renders the already dated cgi about as artificial as the models used in The Greatest Show on Earth.

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Seeking the Pollen of Truth

I dreamt last night that Commander Riker (I know, any story becomes funny somehow once you say "Commander Riker") and an unfamiliar Starfleet engineer were exploring a derelict ship that looked somewhat like the Defiant from Deep Space Nine. There were several mannequins on the bridge made out of newspapers and at one point an alien burst from the chest of one. The alien was also made entirely of paper.

I suspect this was all due to reading before bed a story about Prometheus and then a bit of Through the Looking Glass, the scene on the train with the man dressed in paper;

I also read the part where the Gnat tells Alice about various insects in the looking glass world, including the "snapdragonfly".

The Annotated Alice has this to say about it;

Snapdragon (or flapdragon) is the name of a pastime that delighted Victorian children during the Christmas season. A shallow bowl was filled with brandy, raisins were tossed in, and the brandy set on fire. Players tried to snatch raisins from the flickering blue flames and pop them, still blazing, into their mouths. The burning raisins were also called snapdragons.

How is it we don't now have children's games involving fire and liquor, where the winner is likely the one who gets third degree burns?

I'm on spring break right now, so on Wednesday I threw caution to the wind and went to the library. Not the sad little repository of right wing propaganda we have here in Santee, but the downtown San Diego library, the three storey hardcore shit. I'd never been in there. Which is sad for a few reasons, one of which is that it fulfilled my childhood expectations about libraries from watching Ghostbusters over and over and had a labyrinth of books.

The place was actually pretty crowded, too. I was there for research for my upcoming comic, which I'm saying is basically set in 1952, though I may make stylistic deviances. It's also going to be set in a fictional city, but I thought I might use some real detail about San Diego in the 50s as a starting point, so I found the "California room" on the second floor of the library, a rather small room attended by a guy who looked and sounded like Spaulding Gray. I felt really awkward asking him questions and getting him to bring old maps from the back room but he was actually very patient with me.

This is the San Diego city directory from 1952, by the way;

Leather bound. Dopey little advertisements in leather. Some things in this country used to be better.

Anyway. Bees!

The Bitter Earth

For some reason in the movies I'd seen him in, Robert Ryan had never made much of an impression on me. But from now on, when I think of Robert Ryan, I'm going to think of 1952's On Dangerous Ground;

I'm really starting to love the boldness I'm noticing in the way 1950s movies portrayed bad cops. I'd watched White Heat a couple nights before On Dangerous Ground, and despite a terrific, haunting performance by James Cagney, the movie's diminished incredibly by its gaggle of smug, self-righteous cops. In On Dangerous Ground, the good guy/bad guy line is obliterated.

At one superficial level, the movie seems to be a comment on the importance of policemen not stepping over the line. But the movie's better than the heavier handed social commentary of Ray's later film, Rebel Without a Cause, because Ryan's internal conflict completely takes over. Perhaps if Rebel Without a Cause had had a similarly short running time (only 81 minutes compared to Rebel's 111 minutes), James Dean's performance would've given the later film a like focus.

Routinely roughing up suspects and leads while remaining detached and quietly worked up in the company of his colleagues, Ryan so perfectly comes across as a man whose humanity is cauterised by continual exposure to the worst of human nature until he's pared down to the single minded focus of getting every last one of them bastards and breaking their necks.

In an effort to get him to cool off, his chief sends him north, out of the city, to assist in solving a murder. Little does the chief know he's sending him to partner up with the even looser cannon, Ward Bond, who plays the father of the murdered girl.

The movie's pace rarely slows as the two men chase the killer across treacherous, snowy roads and woods. Ryan's up for killing the man as much as Bond is until they run into the culprit's blind sister, played by the great Ida Lupino.

As she and Ryan talk by fireside, he tells her how he can't trust anyone, and she tells him being blind makes you have to trust everyone. It's maybe the horror Ryan feels at such a vulnerable existence that leans him towards trying to take her brother alive, but the tension about whether or not he'll change his mind stays constant. When she remarks he's one of the few people who doesn't talk to her with pity, she doesn't seem to suspect it's not because he respects her but because he's nearly lost all capacity for pity. One senses it's her inability to see him that allows Ryan to start to feel somewhat safe in allowing his humanity to peek through.

On Dangerous Ground is also made fifty times better than it otherwise might have been by its score by Bernard Herrmann. Herrmann finds just the right tactics to draw us into the landscape, turning the footage of rocks and snow into something simultaneously familiar and bizarre, and totally threatening. The French horns in the climactic chase up a rock face are like a paean of apocalypse.

Glimpses of the Bird Network

The space raven flees the supernova.

This giant raven demolishes SUVs when he's not busy crushing your head!

This pair of egrets crashed the duck social a few days ago. Perhaps they were the envy of this duck;

Who stood lost and alone on the path to Wal-Mart. Turn away, duck, this is not your path. You're not alone, no, duck, you're not alone, you're watching yourself but you're too unfair, you got your head all tangled up but if I could only make you care . . .*

I watched the second season Simpsons episode "Principal Charming" last night, which was good, but I only mention it because of its completely non-sequitur Vertigo reference;

I suspect this is the last time we see Springfield Elementary's bell tower.

Twitter Sonnet #371

New chapter pink smokes the recent bruised hand.
Broken substitute days switch the cotton.
Careless love's alone in provolone land.
Square exit forks widen the stacked mountain.
Nude giraffes hold brittle olive branches.
Moon legs glitter on the metal marble.
Vintage uranium pollutes ranches.
The froze smile villain just said, "robble."
High pitch mushroom oboes pet Sylvester.
Awe paints policeman constructions purple.
Foetal toast crisps in the third trimester.
Pockets in sunflower shade can triple.
Giant Jurassic Red Vines grew sweet thorns.
For squids, the pen continually mourns.

*I feel I must point out for some people that I'm quoting David Bowie's "Rock 'n' Roll Suicide".