Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Just a Quick Moment for Art

Butcher's party at the great meat ball. No, that's not part of my Twitter sonnet, it was the answer to a riddle in my math class where each of the letters corresponding to solutions to problems spelled the answer to the riddle, "What is the butcher's big party called?"

Did I mention I hate math?

I finished a script to a new comic last night. It was a slightly frustrating feeling because I was happy with it. The contrast was distinctly set up--when I work on a comic, I feel like I'm doing something. When I'm doing school work, however useful I might tell myself it is to an eventual career, it always either feels like leisure or killing time.

I read Alfred, Lord Tennyson last week, though we've still not discussed it in class as we seem to've gotten behind by two days. I liked what I read quite a lot. I already knew and loved "Lady of Shalott" and "Charge of the Light Brigade". "Locksley Hall" I found a bit misogynist but having a passion one can nonetheless sympathise with.

"Break, Break, Break," is good and the repetitiveness of "Mariana"'s four lines at the end of each stanza, "She only said, 'My life is dreary,/He cometh not,' she said;/She said, 'I am aweary. aweary,/I would that I were dead!'", has the feeling of implacable doom to it. Really nice.

Twitter Sonnet #488

To the life of fingers enters wrong toes.
Telegraphed fools reconstitute mixed up.
Pure energy strikes a permanent pose.
Or it scribbles a weird moon at sun up.
Wrinkled astroturf takes the sky's foul ball.
Nothing blends when gold slams the red fence post.
Indignant ghosts plead for the empty mall.
Uranium is an ungracious host.
Inflatable vinyl crunches CDs.
Spirals of spent spinach smoke lays the tomb.
Kunoichi rain is boiled chickpeas.
Steam assassins spin Twinkies on the loom.
Dominant carpets display fake flora.
Easter tribbles trickle bad angora.

Monday, March 18, 2013

The Only Believable Vision is the Eye

On Friday night I watched the biggest movie star in the world in one of the massive blockbusters that made him a star. I speak, of course, of Shah Rukh Khan in 1993's Darr: A Violent Love Story. This is for many reasons a strange movie. For one thing, I'm apparently very far from alone in finding the film's homicidally insane stalker character Rahul (Khan) a lot more appealing than the hero, Sunil (Sunny Deol). It's a movie that shifts quite casually between jubilant song and dance numbers and violent thriller sequences, as one might expect from Bollywood. It's charming, even as it's perplexing. It exhibits a too casual misogyny one senses is culturally ingrained, and there's something both disturbing and anthropologically fascinating in its appeal.

When I reviewed 1995's Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge last year, I talked about how repulsive I found Shah Rukh Khan as the romantic lead. I said, "The only thing I can think of is that he must have been really good in movies before this one so his fans are responding more to the familiarity of the man." Now, having seen Darr, I actually kind of get it.

I'm not even sure how much the average viewer of the movie was consciously aware of how it was working. But I think the best explanation for the film's effect may be that Rahul's insanity is the sanest thing in the movie.

Sunil and Kiran (the beautiful and talented Juhi Chawla) are a couple very much in love, ready to get married now that Kiran's recently out of college. Kiran had a secret admirer in college, who we see evading and enticing her in this opening scene;

The admirer, of course, is Rahul. The chorus to this song, creepily enough, translates to something like, "Whether you say yes or no, you're mine, Kiran." And yet, for being something one would expect a stalker to say, it actually comes off as more grounded than Kiran's oddly bland reaction.

This strange tonal discrepancy happens throughout the film. After a scene where Sunil is nearly killed when Rahul disables the brakes in his car, Kiran tearfully goes to flee the country, hoping to divert her attacker's attention from her loved one. Sunil stops her at the train station, managing to convince her to marry him first and allow him to flee with her. This tense scene of two people fragile and determined is immediately followed by the vibrant and unabashedly intense jubilance of Kiran's bridal shower.

Kiran herself grins and has fun throughout the scene, conveying no hint of the terror that had dominated her psyche before this.

Sunil's weirdness manifests in what I'm seeing more and more as typical misogyny in Indian film. In one scene where Kiran is swimming alone at night, Sunil somehow sneaks up on her under water to repeatedly pull her beneath the surface while she screams and gasps for breath, not knowing who her attacker is until he finally releases her and he surfaces, laughing at her emotional distress.

In fact, the only things, for the first 80% of the film, that makes Rahul worse than Sunil is that Rahul disables Sunil's brakes and at one point kills two guys in an elevator. The difference certainly isn't in his treatment of Kiran--the worst he does for the first couple hours of the film is randomly telephone her and tell her he loves her with his trademark stutter.

Most of his craziness is portrayed when he's alone, as when he serenades a photo of Kiran projected on the wall or, in a fascinating early scene, when he plucks apart a rose "she loves me, she loves me not" fashion as he walks to the edge of a building's rooftop. The idea being that he'll jump off if the final petal is "she loves me not".

A big problem I had with Khan in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge was his tendency to go broad and project plainly what other characters aren't suppose to be able to pick up. Yash Chopra, one of India's most admired directors, made Darr after he'd been an established name for decades and maybe it's the director that accounts for the fact that Khan here gives a far more nuanced performance.

He poses as a friend to the couple and we're compelled to study his face and what he says to see where the craziness might spill through and give him away. Khan in this movie performs this balancing act ably and it is another thing that sets him apart from the comparatively one dimensional performances of the two protagonists.

I think the root of the film's strange effect is in that Rahul's delusions and voyeurism resonate with the movie audience. We see several scenes of him fantasising about Kiran, where she sings for him and he sings with her. The framing with his character's mental state and the structure of the story actually make these song and dance numbers fit in ways that the tonal rollercoaster of the Kiran and Sunil POV numbers don't. And more than this, Rahul's fantasies key into aspects of fundamental human insecurity and unmet needs for love and validation.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Who'll Speak for the Snakes?

Maybe that's not too directly relevant--Margaret Thatcher fucked over more people than the Irish--but I just saw that interview for the first time to-day and it's one of the best interviews with Elvis Costello I've ever seen.

So, anyway, happy Saint Patrick's Day, folks. Here's a sonnet I wrote more or less for to-day;

Snakes

Melting liquorice earth in mud maelstroms
Buried beneath black roiling dust, watching
Through natural plastic, deep gauzy drums
Of plant blood, the burnt chlorophyll; burning.
Reverse gasping, scraping alcoves to shine,
Spiteful wicks of serpent candles’ tribute
The trick pumpkin dissolved in breathing brine,
Shards of yellowing barrels rendered mute.
Twisting void, alive with pale fluorescence,
Stars that stab solid ideas of idols,
Broken death god, yields life as excrescence,
Imputed hate from bottomless wet bowls.
Gorgon crust conceals only noteless dirt.
Curving, cracking walls are never inert.

I also tried Guinness extra stout last night in my intermittent continued effort to find a beer I actually like. No luck; I wish I'd had Jameson instead. It did taste slightly less like bread juice, but only because it tasted more like dirt.

And now I find out it's made with fish bladder and as a vegetarian I oughtn't to be drinking it. Though I'm not as hardcore a vegetarian as Morrissey, who recently cancelled an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! when he found out he was going to appear on the same programme as some duck hunters. I don't tend to expect a lot from Jimmy Kimmel, though I guess he usually doesn't seem like a bad guy, but I thought his tweet in response to Morrissey's cancellation was particularly lame;

note to Morrissey - if you have more dumb statements to make, I invite you to make them where I do, on my show

Included with the tweet was a picture of Morrissey's You are the Quarry album;

Implying, I guess, that Morrissey is a hypocrite for posing with a gun while refusing to associate with duck hunters. Maybe Kimmel thinks Morrissey's stance is anti-gun rather than anti-hunting? Maybe Kimmel just didn't have the imagination to realise Morrissey makes a distinction between killing people and killing animals. If he'd done a little more research, he'd maybe have learned about the hot water Morrissey got in for recording his own song about Margaret Thatcher, his sentiments subtly expressed by the title "Margaret on the Guillotine".

Well, maybe I ought to leave you with something more broadly Irish, so here you go;

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Give Her the Lightsabre

Halfway through March and I've already reached the point where my ceiling fan needs to run on high 24/7.

I'm six episodes through season two of Clone Wars and the show is impressing me more and more, despite this season featuring an annoying main villain, a bounty hunter named Cad Bane who's able to outmanoeuvre jedi just a little too easily. But I dearly loved a trio of episodes beginning with "Senate Spy" and ending with "Weapons Factory"--"Senate Spy", from beginning to end, is a homage to Alfred Hitchcock's Notorious, with Anakin as Devlin, Padme as Alicia, and a fellow Republic Senator with whom Padme shares a romantic past as the Alex Sebastian character. In this version, Padme is sent to rekindle the relationship in order to learn the extent of the Senator's involvement with the Separatists, who take the place of the Nazis. The episode has a lot of the moments, like Alicia embarrassing Sebastian to conceal the fact that she's holding a key, Alicia being drugged, and the slow staircase sequence while the Nazis make subtly sinister inquiries.

This episode's followed by a couple of really great action oriented episodes as the Republic retakes Geonosis. There's a satisfying focus on female jedi in the latter episode, with Luminara, Ahsoka, and Luminara's padawan Barriss Offee basically running the show while Anakin grumbles and obtrusively lets his emotions control him.

I am really digging Luminara. I loved her measured response at the end of the episode compared to Anakin's furore, and how she came off looking wiser and stronger for it, rather than the show going the way most popular fictions seem to go these days, endorsing acts taken in reckless anger. I'm not saying such fiction is necessarily bad, but it's nice to have variety.

So it was disappointing when Luminara was reduced to a damsel in distress role in the next episode, a pretty half assed Aliens homage. The writing quality seems to shift a lot on the show, probably because there are so many writers. I've noticed the whole writing staff seems to be different on an almost season to season basis.

Twitter Sonnet #487

Arrested bumble bee pop-rocks contained
Acidic arsenic sugar syrup.
Affects smothering up make suns insane,
Blinded cavalry each rends his stirrup.
Lifeless locks of snowman hair drift in spring.
Diamonds rebound in the painted skullcap
Smearing out a priceless snail grid sparkling
Where yeti drink melted vampires trapped.
Excessive soy milk smothers the black tea.
A foggy sloth smiles as he falls down.
Gentle claws clasp the grey nebula sea.
Lethargic red giant is space's clown.
Beige veiled bathtubs concoct a blushed whiskey.
Every drink endeavour will be risky.

Friday, March 15, 2013

An Iron Fist in a Vat of Acid

One isn't inclined to think a dictator can win over an angry mob by walking unarmed amongst them while proclaiming that all treason will be dealt with mercilessly. But that's exactly what happens early in Sergei Eisenstein's 1944 film Ivan the Terrible. Maybe that's the kind of weird logic one should expect from an epic portraying a medieval Tsar in a positive light that was produced in Soviet Russia. But despite the occasional awkward moral contortion, Ivan the Terrible--parts I and II--is an amazing piece of filmmaking, gorgeously shot and Nikolay Cherkasov as Ivan is both charismatic and frightening, truly terrible. It's no wonder Joseph Stalin liked this movie--well, part I anyway.

At his coronation at the beginning of part I, Ivan, clean shaven, looks like kind of a nebbish, and the people whispering to each other that this'll be a weak tsar don't seem crazy.

But as the film and Ivan's plans progress, his beard grows, his clothes get better, and Eisenstein creates increasingly elaborate compositions with shadows emphasising the Tsar's majesty. In one shot, Eisenstein goes as far as using a puppet head with a working mouth to create Ivan's larger than life shadow;

We see Ivan holding court on a dais in low ceiling chambers, giving him the aspect of a bear in its den.

The first film is straightforward--Ivan waging a war campaign to take power from the boyars, nobles among whom the control of Russia has been divided. Coinciding with purported Soviet philosophy, the only people Ivan can trust turn out to be commoners, while nobility and the church inevitably plot against him.

At the same time, Ivan is portrayed as violent, fearsome, and lonely. The second film begins with him executing the kinsmen of a former friend, who's gone into the church. We see flashbacks to Ivan's youth, when he watched his mother being murdered by boyars. The scenes of his boyhood have a dark fairy tale quality--Ivan is a wide eyed, oddly feminine boy surrounded by large men with weirdly exaggerated features.


The second film ends with a ten minute colour sequence, one of the earliest examples of colour film in the Soviet Union. It has strong blues and reds, giving it the coppery quality of early Technicolor.

I don't know how much this is due to available colour film technology or the artistic choice of the filmmakers, but it helps the banquet sequence for which it's employed to seem hellishly grotesque.

The impression one gets, in looking at the path from the beginning of part I to the end of part II, is of a man who destroyed a treacherous world to find himself, in removing the authority of both the church and the boyars, isolated in a spiritual and social chaos that may nevertheless have indeed been the right end for the Russian people.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Who's Older?

There's a somewhat depressing quote from Sylvester McCoy (especially if you imagine it said in his despairing, plaintive voice) over at i09 from when McCoy was asked whether he'd heard anything about the classic series Doctors coming back for the 50th anniversary;

"No. Nothing. Niet. Zilch. The other day I was with Tom Baker, Peter [Davison], and Colin [Baker] – the 20th century Who-ers, and Tom asked 'Well, little man, have you heard anything?' and I told him 'No, I haven’t heard anything.' So none of us have heard anything."

I'm hoping this is smokescreen or they simply haven't been approached yet. Otherwise, I don't know how I couldn't see Steven Moffat as absolutely heartless. Peter Davison's also quoted as saying he doesn't think it'll happen because the actors' ages aren't right but anyone with a tiny bit of exposure to the show would know there's a million ways of explaining that. Like the miniature episode "Time Crash" from David Tennant's tenure when Peter Davison appeared. I believe his age was explained as some kind of temporal anomaly.

Okay, I have been thinking about this. For months. Which may be sad. I boiled down different premises I thought of into this;

Open the episode in the Dark Ages with Sylvester McCoy as Merlin. This would provide the backstory to Battlefield, where the seventh Doctor finds evidence that he's going to be Merlin at some future date. Since Sylvester McCoy doesn't look much older than he did in the 1996 TV movie, there's no reason to explain his age.

We see him hiding or creating some kind of terrible power, then we cut to Paul McGann engaged in the war between the Time Lords and the Daleks. He's forced to unlock this terrible power, which both contributes to the destruction of the Time Lords and causes the Doctor to regenerate into Christopher Eccleston--so that regeneration would finally be on record.

Then finally we get to the eleventh Doctor. In the course of an adventure, he encounters something that injures him by reacting to remnants from that Merlin power. He seems like he might regenerate, but he's gotten some kind of temporal infection that causes his body to reuse old matrices, so he turns into Colin Baker. The age is explained by the fact that it's an old matrix and degraded, in fact it starts to get worse as the Doctor and Clara search for a cure. They decide to seek out the copy of the tenth Doctor living in the other dimension with Rose since, as the immediate predecessor of the eleventh Doctor, the tenth has a clean blueprint of eleven in his DNA.

At some point, Colin Baker "degrades" into Peter Davison and Davison into Tom Baker. And at some point Romana shows up.

I'd like it if the episode ended with Sylvester McCoy showing up again, showing that he'd somehow masterminded everything to some purpose, as the arch puppet master thing seemed to be where McCoy's arc was going, possibly in relation to the Trial of the Timelord Plot. Maybe he put this all together to find a way to prevent the birth of the Valeyard.

In better TV news, I'm really excited about the Veronica Mars movie kickstarter getting funded. Over two million dollars in one day--and it's still going. That show deserves the love, too--it was a wonderfully smart and funny series that died much too soon.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Our Busy Kingdom

A new pair of ducks set out together into an unknown future. Most of my family to-day is at a wedding for my cousin. Anyone else think it's funny how the ducks and the humans are pairing up at the same time? It's a plot.

Anyway, here are some more photos I've taken recently;










Twitter Sonnet #486

Quarantined quatrains traumatised the cat.
Walking bacchanalia swung Chinese swords.
Grape seed deserts are no place for a spat.
Always grow nails before emery boards.
Doppelganger dollops of the flailed cream
Melt at too low temperatures for clothing.
Ginger bread weavers close a frosted seam;
Tongues taste gum drops better than a farthing.
Two real names crowd the video's good one.
Iron macaroni makes cheesy mail.
Craft can't send its helper to the old sun.
Bruegel apartments encumber the whale.
Domicile soup will soon cloud from ink.
When pens are empty the pages can't think.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Where are the Great Facts?

Lack of assertiveness isn't usually my problem, so I'm trying to figure out why I didn't speak up in class to-day when the teacher told the class steel was invented in 1855. I think he was referring to the Bessemer process, which, introduced in 1855, drastically reduced the expense of producing steel, though steel had been produced for centuries before that, and obviously they wouldn't have had decent long swords in the Middle Ages if steel hadn't existed.

Of course this relates back to the quiz question for Charles Dickens' Hard Times, which was published in 1854. Though as I might have pointed out if I wasn't so tongue-tied, and I was able to access pages in my Kindle faster, Dickens writes at the beginning of Book I, Chapter 14;

Time went on in Coketown like its own machinery: so much material wrought up, so much fuel consumed, so many powers worn out, so much money made. But, less inexorable than iron, steel, and brass, it brought its varying seasons even into that wilderness of smoke and brick, and made the only stand that ever was made in the place against its direful uniformity.

Considering I was guessing on the quiz based on the name "Coketown", and I didn't actually "know", maybe it's just as well. And textiles seems to be the primary thing, since Stephen Blackpool worked at a loom, and there's a lot of brilliantly disgusting description of the dye tainted river.

Down upon the river that was black and thick with dye, some Coketown boys who were at large - a rare sight there - rowed a crazy boat, which made a spumous track upon the water as it jogged along, while every dip of an oar stirred up vile smells.

Though there's actually a lot more description of the blackened brick and "interminable serpents of smoke" that "trailed themselves for ever and ever, and never got uncoiled." Not by-products of carding, weaving, and dying.

I got half credit on my answer about Stephen Blackpool's problem, which did indeed have to do with "Money and his difficult relationships with other people," but it was pretty vague. I was surprised how close it was to a right answer, actually, when I came to the chapter where Bounderby explains Stephen can't get divorced because getting divorced at the time was extremely expensive.

This would be a good time to mention what I thought of the book, which I finished reading yesterday—mainly I liked it. It's set in an industrial town called Coketown and centres on two parodies of utilitarianism, "hard facts" men by names of Gradgrind and Bounderby, who essentially run the town. Dickens uses his story of the personal lives of these men, their family, and their workers to create an argument against utilitarianism. It's not, in itself, a great argument. I don't think a real utilitarian would have agreed with Gradgrind's insistence that rugs not have floral designs sewn into them because one doesn't put tables on top of flowers. In fact, Gradgrind's assertion on that point and several others goes flatly against logic.

But in terms of a story, Dickens' talent for describing people, particularly in subtle ways through their actions, is incredibly keen and much improved from Oliver Twist. He seemed to have realised by that point that it's the flawed, more morally ambiguous characters like the Artful Dodger and Nancy, and the ridiculous, like the Beadle, that made the book work and not annoyingly perfect little Mr. Twist.

Victorian morality is a big flaw in Hard Times and I can see why Oscar Wilde took so much issue with Dickens. The character of James Harthouse, who seems to meet with such stern disapproval from Dickens, almost resembles one of Wilde's heroes--he's an aristocrat whose general indolence seems stronger than any end of the moral compass can pull. It's interesting how well the character comes off, anyway, and it is a virtue of Dickens that he often doesn't allow his morality to intrude on his character portraits.

On the other end of it, Gradgrind's son, Tom, seems to get some inexplicable tolerance and love, despite being established as a pretty thoroughly hateful little blackguard.

Tom, though, perhaps best exhibits what Dickens was trying to do in terms of showing how utilitarianism stunts the soul, and there's real insight, it seems to me, in the way Tom, essentially having been home-schooled, finds himself as an adult a selfish creature utterly devoid of empathy.

Less effective is Gradgrind's daughter Louisa, and this is a rather crucial point of failure in the book since so much of the plot turns on her. She's raised like Tom, only on "facts, facts, facts," and when her father relays Bounderby's proposal for marriage, she agrees to it because she has no real concept or interest in love or the importance of it. She assents because she knows it can be of practical use in supporting her brother. Later we're meant to see how her inexperience with matters of the heart leads to her falling under the spell of Harthouse. Though, here's a point where I think Harthouse is dealt with unjustly, because although his eventual anger in being thwarted in his wooing seems largely to do with his pride, I still got the impression he had affection for her, and I don't see how that adultery is meant to be taken as wrong while at the same time we're supposed to see Stephen Blackpool's situation as a demonstration of the system's unfairness. Would it be so wrong for Louisa to divorce Bounderby and have a relationship with Harthouse? What if he did leave her at some point. Wouldn't that be precisely the experience which she is supposed to be lacking?

Anyway, Louisa's never established roundly enough to my satisfaction. We can see she's naive, we can see she's immature on crucial points. But unlike Tom, who works his way through Bounderby's offices like a mercenary, we don't see what Louisa's hardcore schooling was meant to do for her. We don't even know what she does in her spare time that leaves absolutely no room for "fancy".

I found myself thinking of the various useless hobbies middle class and upper middle class women were expected to have in Victorian England, like making pin cushions with carefully embroidered messages on them that were never meant to be used as pincushions, or crafting ornamental frames for matchboxes. Surely an eminently practical upbringing wouldn't allow for such things. So what did Louisa do? I'm really left with the impression that Dickens had only a vague idea of what women of his class did when they weren't doing things for men.

But it is an enjoyable book. Its portrait of Bounderby as a loudmouth hypocrite who props up a fiction of "self-made men" that creates misery for everyone is brilliantly funny and bearing an insight into human behaviour too relevant to-day.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Sub-Con

My horoscope to-day, via Yahoo!

Dreams have offered you some amazing insight on the questions you've been struggling over, but whether or not you utilize that insight is up to you. You're feeling a little bit paralyzed and not ready to move ahead, especially armed with nothing more than information created by your subconscious mind during the middle of the night. That's okay, though -- do not move forward with anything unless you are completely convinced it's the right thing to do. It's okay to ignore your dreams.

Last night I dreamt I was attending a seminar on Super Mario Brothers held by Senator Lindsey Graham at the Overlook hotel from The Shining. That's all I can remember, except I think there was also a furry convention in another part of the hotel, and I don't mean these guys;

Maybe it was a modern update. Anyway, I'm not sure how I would act on this dream. Suggestions are welcome.

I think I may have used too much sherry in my latest batch of French onion soup. I seem always to feel a bit dizzy after eating it. I think I'll go back to making borscht.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

All the World is a Stage, but Why Stay at Home?

Oof, it's too bad I've taken a liking to sherry because it seems to give me really bad hangovers. The time change did not help.

It's been rainy and gloomy and I've felt cooped up in this house--so I had to get out yesterday and decided to go downtown and visit Horton Plaza, the mall designed by Ray Bradbury. My habit, now and then, is to park in the Horton Plaza parking garage, get my ticket validated, watch some chess games that are usually taking place on the second floor, and then walk six blocks to eat at Pokez. Yesterday, though, I discovered parking's no longer free at Horton Plaza, you need to spend a minimum of ten dollars for three hours validation. Would have been nice if they'd told me before I went in. Fortunately, there's a CVS in the mall and I was able to buy the mouth wash and shampoo I was going to buy anyway.

I guess it's a reflection of the economy, record breaking days at Wall Street notwithstanding. The number of homeless people on the street when I walked to Pokez had roughly tripled since the last time I'd been downtown, too. On my way back from Pokez, I walked past a middle aged woman in a leather micro mini skirt and gaudy makeup explaining loudly to a group of disinterested homeless men, "He would have done the same to me!"

Behind her was a short man in a non-descript navy blue jacket, doubled over, clutching his stomach and crying. I think I bore witness to some gender roles being challenged.

I'd like to congratulate Sonya on her engagement to be married. I'd also like to second her opinion of the trailer for Joss Whedon's take on Much Ado About Nothing.

It does look really bad. Though I don't think all the blame necessarily goes to Whedon--directors rarely get any input into how their trailers are edited. This one seems for some reason to be using the loud flashbulb and light bubble prefab I suspect must come packaged with video editing software. I think I first saw it in a trailer for Dreamgirls.

Unlike Sonya, I am a fan of Whedon's television series, but I, like a lot of Whedon fans, always thought his strength was in writing, not directing, which he still really seems green at. Even his writing tends to benefit from spending several episodes with characters, often being a bit too sitcomy in his first episode or two. The actors in this trailer do sound very flat in trying to accommodate Shakespeare's dialogue for ironic sayitallinonebreath tones. I do have a soft spot for Amy Acker though. Well, I guess anyone who's watched through Angel would.

Twitter Sonnet #485

Late shoes cause the thinning of bloodless feet.
Peach fuzz rugs are not old enough to floor.
Boiled sweat takes colour out from the beet.
Souls drip tongues by the old brighter doom's door.
Hippie bandeau bikinis are all lies.
Any topless damsels get a brownie.
The teeth could cut grey beards on Family Ties.
Factory May Poles get shipped to the army.
Squads of prisms route the rainbow to math.
Boundless coal can cloud the erased hedge maze.
Baleen edges sharp and bright shape the path.
Petals shaved from gas pipes drift in the haze.
Kaleidoscope rubber tube haired hobos
Are represented by silent oboes.

Saturday, March 09, 2013

Angel Food Heart

A twist ending about the protagonist of the movie does not a "psychological horror film" make, but that's what Wikipedia calls 1987's Angel Heart. It's certainly horror and certainly noir, with some effective if dated atmosphere and an endearing, archetypal hard boiled detective in the lead. It's also a bit silly and too caught up in plot mechanics to fulfil a fascinating potential.

This is the first pre-plastic surgery Mickey Rourke movie I've seen and I must say it's stunning how different he looks. Not just his face but his physique, too--he seems like a little guy. A totally different guy, that's for sure.

Despite how 80s he looks in this screenshot (one can almost sense high top sneakers), this movie's set in the 1940s and in style and plot is largely a homage to classic films noir. Rourke plays Harry Angel, that hard boiled detective I mentioned, and he's hired by a mysterious, fastidious bearded gentleman (Robert De Niro) to track down a singer named Johnny. Of course, Harry ends up on a trail fraught with murder and dangerous dames, including Charlotte Rampling in too brief a role as a fortune teller.

It's always nice to see her, even if her American accent doesn't even approach passable.

When I was a kid, I do vaguely remember the controversy about Lisa Bonet in this film, though I was carefully shielded from knowledge as to what she was actually up to in it (maybe I'd have found out if I'd cared very much). It seems pretty quaint now, and gives one a dose of perspective to note how only twenty six years ago something like taking a racy role in a rated R movie would be a scandal for someone starring in a popular television series.

But it isn't like she had a topless scene. No, actually, it's that she has one scene where you don't see her nipples, and two scenes where she's having an orgasm under raining blood. If it were to-day, it's hard to imagine people who didn't see the movie batting an eye. It's kind of charming the people of the 1980s were so sensitive that they were genuinely shocked by make believe.

The first scene where she's having fun in the blood is a voodoo ritual scene because a large portion of the movie takes place in fantasy New Orleans, where one is bound to run into decadent chicken sacrifice set to music eventually.

I won't tell you much more about the plot, beyond mentioning that there's a really hilariously bad special effect at the end, because as I said the movie doesn't have much to give once you've taken out it's plot--though I'm pretty sure most people will have anticipated the biggest twist about a third of the way through the movie (I know I did). But as a point of criticism, and I'll try not to get too specific . . . A character study of someone who's done something horrible that doesn't give a character a chance to see his own motives and circumstance, isn't really a study at all.

Friday, March 08, 2013

Ceaseless, Buried Voices

Ingmar Bergman does for the colour red in 1972's Cries and Whispers what he did for black in his black and white films. Though there's plenty of black, too--the movie exhibits a predominance of black, white, and red creating the impression of volatile stillness, a tableaux violent and frozen.

We don't see a lot of gradation except in the few exteriors, most of which are tellingly flashbacks to when the four women who form the subjects of the film were happier, sharing a rapport strange for its ease and warmth compared to the frightened and wounded restraint that characterises their behaviour when most of the film's events take place.

Three of the women are sisters, the fourth, Anna (Kari Sylwan), is a servant who has been with the family a long time and her unflagging maternal affection for the sisters is emphasised in a variety of ways. Mostly in how Anna looks after Agnes (Harriet Andersson), who, bedridden with a terminal illness, is the reason the four of them are again staying in the same house. Also, perhaps, it's the explanation for the cold resentment forming between the other two sisters, Karin (Ingrid Thulin) and Maria (Liv Ullmann).

But, through flashback, both Karin and Maria are shown to be women with remarkably poor access to their emotions, in perhaps diametrically opposed ways. Maria is shown to have adulterous affairs with no compunction, and not displaying any concern upon witnessing her husband's suicide attempt. She's shown to have been spoiled by the sisters' mother, also, tellingly, played by Liv Ullmann.

Karin, meanwhile, in a pretty brutal scene, displays the lengths she's willing to go to to achieve the slightest level of notice from her negligent husband, who, like her mother, apparently prefers to bestow his affection elsewhere.

This, to be sure, is not the most radical story Bergman ever put together, but the visceral intensity of the four women's starkly coloured life in the house as they wait for Agnes to die is captivatingly horrific. It's mainly about the frailty of each character's coping mechanisms. Maria cracks under the stress of things not immediately going her way for once, Karin is so malnourished of affection she doesn't know how to give it, and Agnes, most incomprehensibly to the insensitive siblings, can't bear the strain of increasing physical pain. Only Anna's pain seems to be entirely based on her empathy.

After several movies fundamentally questioning religion, Bergman seems to find value in what is often purported to be an aspect of Christian morality--in the form of the deeply religious Anna who seems to be a never ending source of self-denying sympathy.

Thursday, March 07, 2013

Jedi Mind Smelt

I guess it was announced at some point on Tuesday that the class was to have read all of Book 1 of Hard Times by to-day. Everyone seemed to know but me--I'd only read the first five chapters. Which was unfortunate because there was a quiz. But there was only two out of the about eight or so I didn't know the answers to--"What is produced in Coketown?" and "What is Stephen Blackpool's problem?"

The first question I stared out a long time and thought, "What's coke related to?" I thought, "Smelting iron," so I wrote "Steel" and the answer turned out to be textiles. I even had the honour of the professor choosing my answer to share with the class for amusement. So that was . . . great.

The other question related to a character I hadn't been introduced to yet, "What is Stephen Blackpool's problem?" So I wrote, "Money and his relationships with other people." I figured that was bound to cover it. Ah, I'm a moron.

Maybe I ought to have spent less time watching Star Wars: The Clone Wars, the first season of which I finished watching this morning. I'm liking this show better and better--I love how subversively not subversive it is. I actually see now a logic behind Lucas making the aliens talk like racial stereotypes. It's a bit like Starship Troopers; it's a propaganda universe with armies of good men versus bad men--nicely cast as clones and droids. And there's deliberate, tug-at-your-heartstrings melodrama like two clones helping an abandoned Twi-lek child when Ryloth is held by the Separatists. And Anakin is the hero--it all helps the impression of this shallow reality that eventually breaks in Episode III.

Which is not to say one doesn't get invested in the characters. It does all that and makes you like it. My favourite episode so far is one written by Paul Dini that has Luminara facing off with Asajj Ventress. I do hope we get to see some female jedi in the new movies.

I also love how children's television in America has gotten away from the No-one Dies Ever rule that was in place when I was a kid. People die all the time on Clone Wars and it's great.

Twitter Sonnet #484

Ancient grey willow haired Wookiees breathe wind
Through the empty atom sized gourds at home.
Dimensions of yarn cross for the weekend
Before the moon belches the fairy comb.
Amnesiac angel hair pasta trimmed
Tomato sauce grown solid and angry.
Champagne presented to the inflamed limb
Weaves a spider child's waylaid sentry.
Glowing tridents do not halt the cold beer.
Minute gaskets stack in the to-do box.
Black kites are much too gentle to strike fear.
Medieval shoes look bad with tube socks.
Clothing and its coke all come from the ash.
Iron compares to alloy unabashed.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

"Spring is Here, I Hear"

Here I am on the Tech Mall again--not a school day for me, just here to see a councillor. Apparently I need to take another Japanese class for an English degree. That and of course the other math class, which I already knew about. That's not so bad, I guess, since I do like Japanese a lot more than I like math. Though I can't help seeing the absurdity of a math and Japanese standing between myself and an English degree. Considering many of the English classes I took were over ten years ago, there'll likely be many aspects of an English education I'll be less familiar with than things from the Japanese classes.

One case in point--I know I've read John Stuart Mill, but I can't remember him well enough at all to see how Mill apparently saw himself portrayed unfavourably in the characters in Charles Dickens' Hard Times, which I began reading a few days ago. My British Literature teacher wrote his master's thesis on Charles Dickens, so it's not strange we're spending several weeks on this one author, though considering how integral Dickens was to Victorian literature, it makes sense in any case. But I was surprised to find the copy of the Norton Anthology I have only devotes around twenty pages to him, including just a short biography and one short story (I can't remember which one off hand).

So among the required texts for the class was a separate copy of Hard Times, which so far I'm liking a lot more than Oliver Twist or A Christmas Carol. The "eminently practical" Mr. Gradgrind and his blowhard friend Mr. Bounderby are pretty endlessly amusing parodies of someone, I'm assuming John Stuart Mill, and perhaps others promoting cutthroat utilitarianism.

Also supplementing the Norton Anthology is The Life of Charles Dickens, which wasn't listed among the required texts, but the professor assigned it anyway. He also didn't mention the author of the book, so I felt like I might have missed something announced in lecture at some point because no-one else seemed to question the mystery. I decided it was most likely the biography written my Dickens' friend John Forster, as it's apparently the most famous biography of Dickens, so I read the first chapter of that. And it was from this book I learned that Dickens was another hardcore John Falstaff fan, eventually buying a mansion at Gads Hill partly because it was the spot, in Henry IV part 1, where Falstaff and Hal commit robbery.

Apparently Dickens dreamed over the spot since childhood. Forster recounts this somewhat charming story told to him by Dickens wherein Dickens apparently encounters as an adult a nine year old version of himself;

"'Holloa!' said I, to the very queer small boy, 'where do you live?'

"'At Chatham,' says he.

"'What do you do there?' says I.

"'I go to school,' says he.

"I took him up in a moment, and we went on. Presently, the very queer small boy says, 'This is Gadshill we are coming to, where Falstaff went out to rob those travellers, and ran away.'

"'You know something about Falstaff, eh?' said I.

"'All about him,' said the very queer small boy. 'I am old (I am nine), and I read all sorts of books. But do let us stop at the top of the hill, and look at the house there, if you please!'

"'You admire that house?' said I.

"'Bless you, sir,' said the very queer small boy, 'when I was not more than half as old as nine, it used to be a treat for me to be brought to look at it. And now I am nine, I come by myself to look at it. And ever since I can recollect, my father, seeing me so fond of it, has often said to me, If you were to be very persevering, and were to work hard, you might some day come to live in it. Though that's impossible!' said the very queer small boy, drawing a low breath, and now staring at the house out of window with all his might.

...

It looks like I won't have a chance of starting at a university until fall 2014. Every year I wonder if I can hold out that long.

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

The Wide World of Bowling Balls

Last night I dreamt I was standing at the edge of a pool floating above Disneyland, and to my right, the water was emptying out in a waterfall. Infesting the mud and rocks on the pool's edge, under my feet, were burgundy coloured worms about the size of small garden snakes. They had little human-like arms and mouths filled with tiny, razor sharp teeth. They kept trying to attack my camera when I tried to take pictures of them.

A large, bearded man in a cardboard Darth Vader costume showed up and chased me off the waterfall. At the bottom was Hunter S. Thompson and Walter from The Big Lebowski, looking over Thompson's wrecked car, which had six wheels. Thompson seemed most upset by the damage done to one of his hubcap decorations--each hubcap except the wrecked one had a purple velvet fez with an orange tassel.

I think Walter was there because I'd watched The Big Lebowski again last night. That movie really is a masterpiece. I was reading on Wikipedia about how the Coens wanted a Raymond Chandler quality to the story (the plot bears a great resemblance to The Big Sleep) because they wanted the protagonist to interact with a variety of different people in different environments--"We wanted to have a narrative flow, a story that moves like a Chandler book through different parts of town and different social classes."

This certainly suits the Coens' remarkable ability at crafting characters. I love how every single character is ridiculous yet reflective of a deep insight into human nature. The Coens have a too rare tendency to avoid telling stories about good people and bad people, instead telling stories just about people.

Monday, March 04, 2013

This is My Brain on Toothpicks

I think the human race could do without math. We'd probably all be happy little hunter gatherers if math had never happened, dying at around 28 or so, if it weren't for math and all the busy work it's brought us.

Such implosive apocalypses occur to me while plotting graphs from three variables. From now on, why don't we just have one, two, three, and several? Zero, too, I guess.

I also need to write an essay for British Literature class to-morrow. I started writing it on Friday but stopped when I realised I hadn't had enough sleep. I got even less sleep last night but now I'm out of time. It's a comparison of Shelley's "To a Skylark" and Keats' "Ode to a Nightingale". So this essay is for the birds! Heh *cough* that probably won't be my opening line.

There's a nice defence of Seth MacFarlane's performance at the Oscars at The Advocate now. There are some points I thought about making last week on my blog, but the kind of vitriol that was being put out about MacFarlane was so fervent and hollow it seemed like the sort of thing that could only be solved with Street Fighter or Pokemon. "Misogynist" may be catching up to "paedophile" in the insults people throw out when they want people to hate someone without supporting their argument. I didn't need to know, either, that MacFarlane's jokes were written by an openly gay man to know they weren't homophobic. Both times he referred to homosexuality in faux-derision he was talking about himself, including when he introduced performances of nominated songs by saying something like, "I guess we felt this show wasn't gay enough." One of the songs was one he wrote, a seemingly earnest song about the importance of having a best friend.

The Advocate article mentions MacFarlane's Mel Gibson joke which, the more I think about it, the more I think it's been crucial in the aftermath. How many of the people who are now condemning MacFarlane gave Gibson treatment as harsh?

There's more to Hollywood's hypocrisy about Gibson than the fact that a lot of prominent individuals in Hollywood are friends with him. There's a presumption that the Hollywood machine has magical redemptive powers and pointing out onstage that a Best Picture and Best Director winner is opposed in his personal life to concepts of inclusiveness and non-violence throws the hollowness of the typically saccharine awards ceremony into too sharp relief.

I will say there's something on which I neither agree with the condemnations of MacFarlane or the defences of him, and that relates to the "We Saw Your Boobs" song. The condemnation hinges on the idea that MacFarlane in singing this song is telling women that no matter what they do, they'll never be more than their bodies. The defence of MacFarlane, in the Advocate article and in other places, is that the song is meant to be a criticism of Hollywood that forces women to take off their clothes in order to be in movies. I think both interpretations are trying a little too hard.

The joke is simple--MacFarlane is playing a fool. In the context of the alternate timeline, presented by Captain Kirk, where MacFarlane is a horrible Oscars host, he's a man who can't function at an intellectual level higher than his libido. MacFarlane's point is that it's absurdly stupid to only appreciate these movies for the bodies of the women in them. If there's a whole sex derided by MacFarlane's joke, it's men, not women.

Twitter Sonnet #483

Varnished pepper blanks conceal all the moles
But the Fendahl default cursed the smoothies.
Comedy deems dramatic cobbler holes
Poke too many inverse pinker movies.
Checks bounced in the snack bowls dryly crumble.
Funds will raise only the onerous box.
Here then, is the Ouija board so humble.
Even the ghost's got nothing in Fort Knox.
Long range candy cane sticks to the shamrock.
Dehydrated stockings glisten with mail.
The cup holder fires by a flintlock.
Fortnights fade in a forlorn plastic pail.
Delayed allies finance the blank receipt.
Cohorts can collaborate on deceit.

Sunday, March 03, 2013

Somewhere Out there are the Perfect Internal Organs for You, Maybe Not All in the Same Place

"To know death . . . you have to fuck life in the gallbladder." - Baron von Frankenstein

And it falls to Frankenstein to test this maxim in Andy Warhol's Frankenstein also known as Flesh for Frankenstein, a 1973 Paul Morrissey film. It shares director, producer, and several stars, with the later Blood for Dracula. But it lacks the scope and intellectual subtext of Blood for Dracula, being a more superficial story about the absurdity of eugenics. This movie's value is almost entirely in its sex and gore, and the actors who totally commit to it.

In this version, the Baron Frankenstein, played by Udo Kier with perpetual impatient fury, is patching together a perfect man and woman so they can mate and produce the perfect children, the start of an optimised version of the human race serving at the Baron's command.

Monique van Vooren plays the Baron's sister, who is also his wife and the mother of his children, this incestuous relationship also apparently springing from a belief in racial hierarchy. The Baroness is a bit of a hypocrite, though, upbraiding the field hands for their brutish behaviour before deciding she wants one of them, Joe Dallesandro, employed in her bedroom.

The foley artists sure do her no favours as her kissing his arm and side sounds like someone playing with a balloon layered over a dog eating spaghetti.

The film's visual effects, though, are quite good, particularly in severed limbs. The skin colour is still a little off--it was always hard for prop makers to get the colour right for the camera, which reproduces it differently than when seen live. But otherwise they're pretty convincing.

A mechanical version of one freshly severed head even has blinking eyes. It doesn't quite look real, but it definitely looks fascinating.

Overall, a far less satisfying film than Blood for Dracula, but quite fun anyway.

Saturday, March 02, 2013

So this is the Pinto Bean's True Form!

I wanted to want a drink last night more than I wanted a drink. I went to BevMo to get some cheap sherry or mead but I was overcome by a powerful meh. So I had a burrito instead.

As you might know, or might easily have guessed, San Diego is ridiculously rife with Mexican restaurants. If you see a shopping centre, mall, or strip mall, there's maybe a 0.004% chance of there not being at least one Mexican restaurant in it. Odds aren't against there being two, either.

I'd been to the place next to the BevMo several years ago. Considering the proliferation of Mexican cuisine, it's a wonder they all seem to stay open so long. In any case, the burrito I had last night bore little resemblance to the flavourless grease bundle I remembered from years ago. Last night I ordered the vegetarian burrito which, improbably enough, was also a vegan burrito, and it contained by default no cheese or sour cream. The tortilla wasn't even cooked with lard, which suggested to me the place was no longer as authentic as it once had been which, to those of us whose dislike of lard only happens to coincide with our vegetarianism, isn't necessarily a bad thing.

That won some points with me, but I have to deduct points for the inclusion of green peppers, which in both texture and flavour bring discord to the soft, sweet, heavy harmony of the burrito. I shall in the future request that the pepper be held because otherwise it is a fine, large sheath of beans, rice, guacamole and lettuce.

I guess the fact that I wasn't hungover to-day explains why I didn't thoroughly embarrass myself at the chess tournament to-day like I did last week. But lest anyone think my love of the drink has waned, I present here a sonnet I wrote a few days ago which is called

The Drink

See the stale paste rims rising above air
And the glory of giggles cupped with glass.
Diamond plonking is now parsed by the glare;
Now rivers run through oesophageal pass.
Ignorant animals languish in ponds.
Mud mixes in an unseemly cocktail.
Man makes martinis and man makes James Bonds.
Heaven's hues sparkle in the hops fractal.
But waterfalls of feudal organs grind.
Industrial destruction demands drink.
Ash and fog get fixes harder to find.
Down past Atlantis laps the green gin's brink.
Stuffed olives like slaughtered Greeks drift downstream.
Bourbon sweat spreads into poisonous steam.

Friday, March 01, 2013

A Film from the Ether

Some of you might remember a couple years ago when I wrote about seeing Francis Ford Coppola hosting a panel promoting his upcoming film Twixt at Comic-Con. It was one of the most interesting experiences I'd ever had at Comic-Con, as it involved watching Coppola edit footage live for the audience as a dry run for a planned live tour of the film, where he'd edit the film onstage based on audience reaction. The idea was to emulate the ways in which operas were performed in the nineteenth century, where the artists would modify their performances based on the "feel" they got from the audience.

Well, a month or two ago I found myself wondering what ever happened to Twixt. Obviously it never toured in the way Coppola had planned. I learned it's in fact never had a wide release of any kind in the U.S. having only been shown in film festivals, though it's received release in the U.K. and in France. In Denmark, it's been released on Blu-Ray, which is the copy I watched last night.

Because, er, "Some mysteries needs to be solved."

It's of course unfair to go into a Francis Ford Coppola film expecting a Godfather or even a Dracula. I'm pleased to report, though, that Twixt is a very good film.

Coppola's filmmaking philosophy now is to only make movies he can afford to finance himself. So Twixt was filmed entirely on property owned by Coppola himself in Northern California and has a relatively low budget feel. This doesn't prevent the film from having a fairy tale quality, established at the beginning by an opening narration performed by Tom Waits where he describes the small northern Californian town, which is home to a sheriff who also makes wooden bat houses.

And Waits describes a clock tower with seven clock faces, each face telling a different time. "No question," concludes Waits, "something evil was abiding there."

The movie ultimately seems to be about the artistic process. The film stars Val Kilmer as a "bargain basement Stephen King", in fact a character not unlike the ones in Misery or The Shining. Coppola told us at Comic-Con the film was partly inspired by a dream he had and the dream sequences are among the best scenes in the film.

Kilmer's meeting with a character played by Elle Fanning in the first dream sequence features very effective dialogue, finding the tone of how a twelve year old girl might talk perfectly, helping to create the sense of a dream made up both of strange things taken without note and oddly credible, realistic things.

Kilmer's character also meets Edgar Allan Poe in his dream, and Coppola rather brilliantly gives Poe dialogue from Poe's real essay "Philosophy of Composition," spoken to Kilmer's character in the form of writing advice rendered in exchange for whiskey.

In particular, this bit from the essay proves crucial to the film and a version of it is spoken by Poe in the film;

I asked myself--"Of all melancholy topics, what, according to the universal understanding of mankind, is the most melancholy?" Death--was the obvious reply. "And when," I said, "is this most melancholy of topics most poetical?" From what I have already explained at some length, the answer, here also, is obvious--"When it most closely allies itself to Beauty: the death, then, of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world--and equally is it beyond doubt that the lips best suited for such topic are those of a bereaved lover."

Kilmer's character is mourning the death of his beautiful teenage daughter, which is at least in part apparently the cause of his inability to begin writing his next novel.

The movie discusses without sentimentality a writer's use of real life, tremendously bad experiences as material for writing. Even in the midst of a dream where he witnesses the mass murder of school children, Kilmer's character muses, "Maybe this is what I need; a story."

But despite Poe's assertion in his essay that composing something like "The Raven" is a perfectly mathematical exercise, the movie points out the personal nature Poe's work likely had in the frequent reappearance of characters resembling Poe's young wife Virginia--Fanning's character in the film, tellingly, is also named Virginia. Coppola even has Poe say directly that this Virginia, and Annabel Lee, and Lenore, are all really his Virginia.

Twitter Sonnet #482

Drunken daffodils descend deep into
Plush tarnished Play-doh holes, salty and green;
Vibrant wasp hotel pong ash blurred tattoo,
Showing séance buffets serving James Dean.
Whiplash cattails spell out the choked ballad
While the disappeared ape bleached the house,
Calling departments of free chairs pallid,
As though aged Swiss cheese never knew a mouse.
Vertical stripes on half the shy goddess
Over spectator pumps portray common
Dandelion indecision's honest
Wedding subverted to silver ramen.
Garden variety garden exudes
Even valuable marble cheesecake nudes.