Saturday, April 25, 2009

Women as Contortionists

Last night's tweets;

I just bought a book online for one cent.
Medieval women; had to buy it.
My lack of mead to-night I do lament.
I fear flatbread excess in my diet.


That's right--one cent! Women in the Middle Ages by Joseph and Frances Gies. Their Life in a Medieval Village was amazing, so I'm looking forward to this. But one cent. What's even the point? I know it's used but, jeez . . .

With breakfast to-day, I watched the new episode of Dollhouse, "Haunted", the first one to be written by Jane Espenson, who was in charge of much of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's later seasons. Actually, she was among three writers on the new Dollhouse episode, but it's very easy to tell which of the three unrelated plots in the episode she wrote; kind of a very conventional romantic murder mystery where Eliza Dushku's implanted with the personality of a recently murdered woman who then proceeds to solve her own murder. I have to say, I've never appreciated Jane Espenson quite as much as I did with this episode--I liked it much better than her work on Battlestar Galactica, and this was the most totally immersed I've felt in Dollhouse so far. Despite the fact that Dushku's still no chameleon of an actress, the episode does manage to introduce and craft a three dimensional character of Margaret you're genuinely sorry to see leave at the end.

Or maybe it's just the beautiful house where the episode was shot;



I can't seem to find out where this was filmed. I think we can be sure it's not a set, unless this is like Cat People borrowing The Magnificent Ambersons' set.

Looks like Jane Espenson has sole writing credit for the next Dollhouse. Now I'm really looking forward to it.

I overslept to-day, to 2:30pm, despite having gotten to sleep before 5am. I guess I need to start setting my alarm again.

"Weird Al" Yankovic posted this 1944 video on Twitter and it's one of the most hypnotically disturbing things I've ever seen;



The just elusive mental image of "Solid Potato Salad" completes it. "Solid" strikes as a positive adjective even as it makes one think of the salad as well and truly spoiled. This is a clear glimpse of the subterranean rivers of humanity's continuous nightmare. What sweet music.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Helping the Medicine Go Down



Is it just me, or is this the best Willow ever looked? I always hated how normal they made her look in later seasons. Buffy's look, in the first episode, meanwhile;



Has a distinctly Jerri Blank-ish quality. Is this really how popular girls from L.A. dressed at clubs in 1997? She looks like she's interviewing for a management position at a mall jewellery store. There's some painful irony when Buffy snarks about the dated wardrobe of a vampire in the same scene--a button down shirt with a red and yellow pattern and a black blazer. Not bad at all, actually.

I've been watching season one of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with breakfast the past couple days to exercise Twilight, I guess. There are a million ways the first episode of Buffy's not as slick as Twilight--it's downright awkward at times, but it has heart. Sometimes not even on purpose--this early on, the show was still an uncertain mix of parody and straightforward fantasy drama, with broad comedic moments like Buffy accidentally mentioning vampires to the principal, alongside an earnest battle to save Sunnyvale. Even that, the show's not quite sure how seriously to take it. In a way, this plays to modern audiences much better than Whedon's new shows, which assume an audience that wants to go along for the ride, whether it be a western space opera or a criminal organisation of human dolls.

No, audiences are much too uptight nowadays. A show must prostrate itself before Caesar and subtly sneak in its soul until the audience finds itself wanting to be invested in what's going on in spite of themselves. If you want to try anything strange, that is. If you want a movie or show filled with wall to wall wellworn concepts and characters like Twilight, you're free to play it straight.

My tweets from last night;

Grand grocery tour gained but normal toothpaste.
Sort of sore throat was eased a bit by gin.
In a foreign bookshop I show no haste.
No clue which section my sought book is in.


I was in the Mitsuwa bookshop looking for Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei. I'm pretty sure they didn't have it, but they did have a hell of a lot of manga that hasn't been translated into English as well as a few series that have been translated into English but in far more attractive packages. I seem to have forgotten a lot of hiragana and katakana, but I was able to read most of the titles that weren't in kanji. Mitsuwa, by the way, is a big Japanese market; combination supermarket, bookstore, trinkets, cafe, and what have you, so long as you have it Japanese.

I think I might have caught something there because I feel a bit under the weather to-day. A bad sore throat followed by general dimness. The gin didn't help too much, nor did it take me very close to inebriation. I guess what I really need is some mead. Some manner of honey beverage in any case.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Draining the Blood Until it's Safe

Twitter Sonnet #11

To-day's drinks were wine, water and green tea.
Obviously I ought to have had gin.
Four years one box of staples lasted me.
Had to do odd things to laugh with Ed Wynn.
The grey cat just left me a mouse outside.
Dreamt I was at a dark Disney gift shop.
My teeth don't look like I have known fluoride.
But Blackbeard would likely call me milksop.
Twilight teaches teens seductive boredom.
I am beset by surplus of oolong.
Get diff'rent kinds of teas and just horde 'em.
I do miss, I must say, Edward Furlong.
Foresee founding of combined Denny's church.
Manifestation of man's final search.


I watched the Rifftrax of Twilight last night--it was my first time seeing Twilight in any form, and while I essentially knew what to expect, the enormity of the blandness filled me with an awe like unto the first glimpse of the Death Star. The Rifftrax guys are funny, but it's hard for good talent to compete with the spectacle of lifelessness that is Twilight. Shots and ideas were borrowed wholesale--from Dracula catching Mina's perfume in the Coppola movie to the tree jumping in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. There's nothing wrong with borrowing from other works of art--Dracula borrowed heavily from Belle et la Bete and several vampire movies, but Twilight borrowed to feebly prop up its lifeless existence. It truly is The Undead.

From the apparent inability of its leads to feel anything to the evasion of the most viable and interesting themes of vampire romance, having to do with compulsion and morality. One might say that as a work aimed at teenage girls, it's sort of indecent to attractively portray girls falling for killers in any truly challenging fashion. So why even go this far? Probably because there's an unprecedented amount of violence in the mainstream while kids are still maturing roughly at the same speed--what passes for a three dimensional world for people is a two dimensional surface. Like being trapped in the phantom zone from the Superman movies.

One thing the Rifftrax guys missed was what I could swear was a combination Denny's/church in the background of one shot. I tried finding it to-day to get a screenshot, but I couldn't take watching for very long, even skipping around. I guess it'll have to remain a legend.

I mentioned cinematographer Jack Cardiff passed away yesterday. Here's a segment from Black Narcissus, one of his films with Powell and Pressburger. They created a sort of violently beautiful impression of the Himalayas shot entirely in England, mostly at Pinewood studios. The flashback sequence of Clodagh's life in Ireland at 4:10 is especially beautiful.



The whole movie's viewable in high quality through this playlist.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I Dream of Ifrit

I absolutely love this new Onion video (NSFW);


Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

It so perfectly captures media and cultural hypocrisy in America. And isn't it scary that the Onion pundits seem more at ease with themselves than real pundits?

My last night's tweets;

The grey cat just left me a mouse outside.
Dreamt I was at a dark Disney gift shop.
My teeth don't look like I have known fluoride.
But Blackbeard would likely call me milksop.


I learned the neighbour's grey cat is named Smoke, but there's another grey one hanging around, too, so I'm not sure which one left the mouse. She'd started eating it by the time I saw her, which made me feel guilty about the fresh one I'd thrown away. I had no idea there were any mice in the backyard, let alone enough for the cats to be dining on them regularly.

I drank wine again last night, and I'm thinking I need to quit. I keep waking up the next day with this strange heavy feeling, centred in my stomach, but my whole body feels like strings are pulling it down, like an upside down marionette. Hard liquor and sake don't seem to have this effect on me--I can't explain it.



I've been exploring some new anime lately. I started watching Natsu no Arashi!, which I saw mentioned on Salaman Dream's journal. It's another visually amazing Akiyuki Shinbo series, this time based on a manga by Jin Kobayashi, creator of School Rumble, another series I love. I was excited to spot this cameo by School Rumble's Harima Kenji and Tenma Tsukamoto in the new series;



This series isn't quite as hyperactive as School Rumble and its supernatural elements aren't as subtle.

Cryptess recommended Fruits Basket to me and it seems okay so far, one episode in.

Last night I watched the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Tin Man", a good one, I think. It's hard to see Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Mayor Wilkins in Harry Groener's twitchy, supersensitive telepath in this episode. It's yet another story of someone overwhelmed by being able to read the thoughts of those around him, only to be comforted by the one person he can't read, in this case Commander Data. This is a plot that seems to come up over and over again in fantasy fiction--the oldest example I can think of off the top of my head is Interview with the Vampire, though I'm sure someone could point out older examples to me. It even crops up in Twilight, the version of Interview with the Vampire made for the plastic eggs in gumball machines.

Speaking of which, I bought a copy of the Rifftrax of Twilight yesterday which I'm very eager to hear, especially after seeing this sample.

EDIT: RIP Jack Cardiff. This guy's work is a big influence on how I think about colour in my own work.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Unexpected Costs of Unconventional Means of Transport



Last night I watched the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Captain's Holiday", an episode that generally annoys me, but the amusing futuristic! vacation wear consisting of bathing suits and ugly translucent keikogis takes some of the edge off.

There are at least eight million ways Picard is out of character in this episode, from naively trusting the Vorgons from the future, to James Bondishly patronising Vash, to the sadly racist denouncements of "typical Ferengi" logic, behaviour, talk, etc. True, this was pretty standard for Star Trek at the time, but it's still disappointing. But, you may say, if all Ferengi the captain's encountered behave based on the same ethical guidelines, isn't it a fair generalisation? Maybe if Picard were a blue collar freighter captain or something, but he's supposed to be the cerebral captain of the Federation's flag ship, supposedly one of the most enlightened cultures in the galaxy. The simple solution would be to come up with a name for the philosophy most Ferengi subscribe to, maybe tying it into The Rules of Acquisition. "Typical Zingzifon logic," named, of course, for a famous Ferengi philosopher. There you go.

Last night's tweets;

To-day's drinks were wine, water and green tea.
Obviously I ought to have had gin.
Four years one box of staples lasted me.
Had to do odd things to laugh with Ed Wynn.


I forgot to mention yesterday listening to more of the Mary Poppins commentary and hearing Dick Van Dyke and Karen Dotrice (Jane Banks) describe having to put their bare asses in moulds to make the harnesses used to make them appear as though they're levitating in the "I Love to Laugh" scene. Dotrice sounded a bit uncomfortable relating this information, saying this was done before they'd even started principal photography, recalling her thoughts at the time as being, "This is going to be a strange film. What has mummy signed me up for?" She added, "I'm very glad I was very young because it didn't hurt when they took it off, if you know what I mean." Er, wow.

Dick Van Dyke talked about the experience, too, and Julie Andrews clearly had no idea what he was talking about. She sounded a little shocked.

I followed a link on Ana Marie Cox's twitter to this article about how the hot young daughter of the McCains is the new face of the Republican party, apparently by misappropriating the term "Progressive Republican" to justify behaving like her friends while nominally clinging to Republican philosophy. It all seems part of a new sheepish hypocrisy spearheaded by Sarah Palin bragging about how her daughter had the right to choose not to have an abortion while seeking to eliminate a woman's right to choose, or the recent Ms. USA pageant contestant who thought it was great to live in a country where people could choose between same sex and "opposite" marriage even though she firmly believes marriage should be between a man and a woman.

The weird thing is, I actually sort of think this is the best shot for healing in this country. On the day that their mentality catches up with their biology, to co-opt a Morrissey quote, maybe Republicans will find out that refraining from harassing women seeking an abortion and gays not only feels right, but is right. I'm blowing on the dice in the crap game of human stupidity.

Monday, April 20, 2009

We're All Q Now

Twitter Sonnet #10

You can clean your car with napkins slowly.
A tiny spinach pie is not a meal.
But with ginger snaps you've a meal wholly.
With a certain strange Spartan appeal.
It's good to drink green tea from a bucket.
Can't get away from the reflecting pool.
O tell all mutants or orcs to suck it.
Deny "There is no Dana only Zuul."
Life is sweetly indecent and cool birds.
Can't drink a latte while you bag apples.
A hexed day, I kept mixing up my words.
The best salsa is made without scruples.
Impostor Picard was much too sleazy.
Teabaggers think getting off is easy.


I signed up for Facebook to-day--this is my profile. Friend me if you like, but I don't expect to be updating it, ever. I just got this feeling to-day that having a facebook has gotten to be a citizen's responsibility.

It was weird how many familiar faces instantly popped up when I put in my high school. Advertisements all over the internet seem to be responding to some widespread desire people have to find their old classmates. I've never quite understood it. But, then, I already know how to get in touch with anyone from high school I might want to get in touch with.

As I was driving back from the grocery store last night, my headlamps briefly illuminated two teenage girls on the sidewalk in their underwear. One was thrusting her pelvis into the other's rear, while the other was gyrating in response in a pantomime of anal sex--it was clear they were doing it because a car was passing. I was listening to Jimi Hendrix and feeling really mellow and there was something great about the juxtaposition. It was like I was on an acid trip safari through a 1960s Pre-Raphaelite painting.



I loved how that guy would always draw out the "A"; "On Staaaaaaar Trek: The Next Generation!"

While eating dinner last night, I continued watching Star Trek: The Next Generation with "Allegiance", written by Richard Manning, who would later go on to write for Farscape. It's kind of strange how one can trace the lineage of modern science fiction television back to Star Trek: The Next Generation, I guess. Well, I find it interesting that now I go from a Battlestar Galactica-ish episode to a Farscape-ish episode. Or at least, now the episodes seem that way through the prism of my experience with the later shows. Maybe it's a good way to keep the old show vital, even with Dr. Crusher and Counsellor Troi's hairdo failures. Actually, those were never good, were they? I remember Marina Sirtis complaining about it at the one Star Trek convention I went to.

Anyway, "Allegience" is actually kind of a classic Star Trek style story, with strange, powerful aliens putting Captain Picard through a behavioural experiment with the result being something like a philosophical dialogue about the nature of authority while a fake Captain Picard on the Enterprise is seen to be a fake by the crew because of subtle quirks in his behaviour. The point eventually being that just because the aliens have the technology to kidnap and observe sentient creatures, it doesn't make them superior. Not a new idea for Star Trek, but one of the lessons important to impress upon society. I think. Well, I guess it does go back to the personal accountability I was talking about the other day.

I haven't been keeping up with The Colbert Report lately, so I missed this bit of brilliance;

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

These are the Voyages

RIP J.G. Ballard. I never got a chance to read any of his stuff, but I loved David Cronenberg's Crash. This is the second time in less than a week someone famous has died who I only know of through their work with David Cronenberg.

I forgot to mention I finally got a clear picture of Saffy the Cat last week;



Still not a very good photo, but Saffy informs me it's the best I'm going to get.

My tweets from last night;

It's good to drink green tea from a bucket.
Can't get away from the reflecting pool.
O tell all mutants or orcs to suck it.
Deny "There is no Dana only Zuul."


I grabbed a To Go order from a nearby Japanese place before I went to Tim's last night and for some reason they decided to put my tea in a big styrofoam bowl. Instant party.

The "reflecting pool" tweet referred to my inability to get away from the National Mall in Fallout 3. Every time I tried, I kept somehow getting caught in a loop.

I guess I am kind of missing Battlestar Galactica because I watched one of Ronald D. Moore's earliest Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes last night, the third season episode that introduces Tony Todd as Worf's brother. It's a good episode, better than I remembered. Though I'm still not overly fond of "The Bonding", Moore's first TNG episode.

Check out the videos in this post by Neil Gaiman. The Gahan Wilson animated short based on one of Gaiman's stories slips in some King Lear names, which makes it after my own heart, and Gaiman also links to a wonderful Moby music video animated by David Lynch.

I spent a lot of time hanging out in Second Life with Misa to-day, so I'd better call this a post so I can get to some drawing. Stay adventurous, everyone.



Uuuurrr! Me Indy! Me not Gary Busey! Pay hundred fifty dollars for me! Urrrr!

*EDIT: oh, yeah, and I've seen Empire of the Sun. Where's my brain to-day?

Saturday, April 18, 2009

More than Killers or Victims



Last night I watched Akira Kurosawa's 1946 film No Regrets for Our Youth, his first post World War II film and the first of his movies produced under the yoke of the censorship board issued by the United States, which occupied Japan at the time.

Kurosawa considered Drunken Angel, his 1948 film, the first film he was able to direct without government interference. Without knowing precisely what modifications were made by the censorship board to No Regrets for Our Youth, it nonetheless certainly feels like a hybrid of personal artistic vision and committee interference. It's not a work without value, which makes the more overtly propaganda elements the more frustrating.

The interesting parts of the movie concern a coming of age tale about a woman named Yukie Yagihara, the only female central protagonist in Kurosawa's filmography, played by Setsuko Hara. The only other movie I'd seen Hara in was Mikio Naruse's Meshi, and her performance at the beginning of No Regrets for Our Youth couldn't be more different from the demure but reluctantly assertive woman of the Naruse film. She seems almost like a prototype of Toshiro Mifune's manic performances in Rashomon and Seven Samurai as an oddly twitchy youngster who smashes her hands on her piano and peevishly darts her eyes about to find a contrary point of view for most discussions.




A professor's daughter at a men's university, she's set up early on as the only female in an entirely male circle of friends, which perhaps partly explains her black sheep qualities. A masterful bit of business in the film's beautiful opening sequence set in the Kyoto countryside establishes Yukie's personality, the personalities of the two men who will feature most prominently in her life, Noge and Itokawa, and the dynamics of their relationships;



Both men offer their hands to Yukie as propriety demands while Yukie just smiles uncooperatively as she accepts neither until Noge simply lifts Yukie and carries her the rest of the way across as his classmates applaud. Itokawa turns away, embarrassed, until Yukie tugs his hat twice after turning her back on Noge. Itokawa grins and chases her through the woods.

So we've set up Yukie's social rebelliousness, Noge's brashness and ability to think outside the box, and Itokawa's quick shame for not pleasing the group. All these things play out over the course of the film as Noge becomes a spy for an Allied power while Itokawa passive-aggressively covets Yukie, laughing contemptuously at Noge's modest cover jobs without guessing the truth.

As she's at the centre of the movie's attention, Yukie's motives therefore are hardest to qualify as she tells Itokawa she can't marry him because he would be boring while marrying Noge would mean a life blazing like the sun. One could interpret this as a woman submitting to the stronger man, or, and, I think, more accurately, as a woman who seeks a man who will not submit to her or anyone else.

Unfortunately, the agenda forced on the film to portray as martyrs and heroes those who stood in the way of the old Japanese government derail the character studies somewhat as Yukie's relationship with Noge is flavourless in favour of showing a united, anti-war front.

The movie's title is a bit ironic, actually, as it's asking the audience to regret their former patriotism as it shows Yukie steadfastly not regretting her complicity in Noge's espionage. The last portion of the film shows Yukie as a martyr as she works to exhaustion with Noge's parents to plant rice only to have the fields destroyed by neighbours loyal to the government's push for war.



There's a scene earlier in the film that I rather liked between Yukie and her father, Yagihara-sensei, as she's preparing to leave home to make her own way in Tokyo;

Yagihara-sensei: "You can find a job here in Kyoto. Think of your mother."

Yukie: "I'm just so . . . disgusted with everything. I want to start my life all over again."

Yagihara-sensei: "Living out in the world isn't as simple as you think."

Yukie:"I know. But right now I feel as if I'm not even living. I want to at least go out into the world . . . and see for myself what it means to be alive."

Yagihara-sensei, after thinking a bit: "If you've thought this through, then go. Forge your own way through life. It's worth a try. But remember: You have to take responsibility for your actions. Freedom . . . is something you have to fight for. There will be difficult sacrifices and the heavy burden of responsibility. Remember that."

Yagihara-sensei is talking to his daughter almost like he would to a son in a startlingly feminist scene for this period in Japan that's effective despite the knowledge that equality of the sexes was one of the ideas the American censorship board wished to enforce. A scene like this is actually significantly more feminist than most American cinema at the time, which could be an interesting side effect of the occupiers enforcing social ethics they didn't themselves quite understand.

But I wish more parents talked to their kids like that nowadays. I know, I may sound like a cliché of a bitter old man, "Young people have no accountability!" But it's true--we've become a culture of people who are deathly afraid of accepting blame while demanding absolute freedom. "With great power comes great responsibility" said the guy in Sam Raimi's movies, but maybe not loud enough.

Anyway, this is another theme that's derailed a bit in No Regrets for Our Youth as the latter part of the film seems to interpret it more as "You have to work hard for freedom." The movie desperately needs some internal conflict for Yukie, but she becomes much too resolute much too fast.

But the concept of personal freedom was a very important one to Kurosawa, and I don't think he was entirely at odds with American philosophy. Shots early in the film like these;




Reminded me of shots like these;




from Powell and Pressburger's 1944 English propaganda effort A Canterbury Tale. In some ways, the two films are reflections of each other as Kurosawa uses the beauty of Kyoto as an argument against patriotism while Powell and Pressburger use the beauty of Kent as part of an argument for patriotism. What unites these two aims is a desire to show one's country as something bigger and more complicated than a side in a war. In the English film, it's why England's worth defending, in the Japanese film, it's why Japan still has worth even after great moral mistakes. There are later films that better explore the great societal shame in post war Japan, but you get something of a sense of it here.

My tweets from last night;

You can clean your car with napkins slowly.
A tiny spinach pie is not a meal.
But with ginger snaps you've a meal wholly.
With a certain strange Spartan appeal.


I learned yesterday that at the nearby Greek restaurant called Daphne's that if you want the spanakopita plate you have to specify plate or you will get two very tiny spinach stuffed triangles. I also learned the place doesn't have disposable cutlery, all of which necessitated a trip to Target for plastic cutlery, napkins, and ginger snaps before I went to Tim's.

The napkins came in handy later when washing my car windows . . .

Friday, April 17, 2009

Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine . . .

Twitter Sonnet #9

Richard Pryor knew about booze and crabs.
A hungry day of pitas and hummus.
It seems sort of vaguely good for my abs.
We need more Jack Kerouacs among us.
Motorcycle cop sneezed on the freeway.
The sushi bar waitress loves War and Peace.
I made a powerful pita segue.
Quiet trivial tasks shall never cease.
3am Denny's has some big gangsters.
Opened new hummus to find it like clay.
Something's not quite in range of my sensors.
I do know to-morrow is Saturday.
Now last night's headache is like a flat drone.
Doesn't hurt but my brain feels not my own.


I'm finally starting to envy my sister for the free Coachella ticket she got from her friend who works at a radio station. I keep reminding myself of how miserable it was when Trisa and I went, but it's hard when I see Amanda Palmer tweet today;

"@alyankovic i want a head-butt!!! had no idea you were going to be there, let's eat some industrial organic vegetable together in catering."

This in reply to "Weird Al" Yankovic twittering earlier an offer to head butt people at Coachella. So, with both The Cure and Morrissey being there, this Coachella is starting to sound like the Impossibly Great Easter Basket of Bands. The thing is, I still think I'd mostly just be miserable, sitting under a vicious hot sun all day with sleep deprivation.

I thought maybe the headache I had last night was related to the fact that all I'd eaten yesterday was a bowl of oatmeal and a pita stuffed with hummus. I'm starting to wonder if I could be not getting enough sodium. Usually when I wonder if there's a deficient element to my diet, I'll go for the Denny's trough to see if there's something mixed in that hits the right note. I went after 2am, and found the Denny's in Mission Valley, which I hadn't been to in while, was staffed and patronised almost exclusively by enormous young Mexican gang-bangers. There was only one girl, who was very loudly holding forth about how someone was a whore. When my waiter forgot my check, he said, "Shit, it's back there, hold up." It was so great.

My comic's kept me from browsing the internet too much for the past several days, so to-day I spent time trying to catch up with my Live Journal friends list, which proved to be a bit of an impossible task. I always feel like I should talk to my friends more, but mostly the only entries I could think of anything to comment on were food related. I guess we can all discuss food easily enough, which is perhaps one of the secrets "Weird Al" Yankovic has handed down to mankind.

I read Chris Walsh's review of the Disney animated Tarzan. He liked the movie a lot more than I did, but I do remember liking it. It's once again a movie featuring a mysteriously clean shaven Tarzan.

I guess without making a movie that's 90% nude scenes, there'll never be a really faithful adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' Tarzan, anyway. Which is the same trouble with adapting his Mars series. Though the 1934 Tarzan and His Mate deserves kudos for this scene (NSFW);



I'm doing my own part to make audiences more comfortable with nudity (and, to a lesser extent, men with facial hair) with to-day's new chapter of Venia's Travels.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Tolstoy on a Grain of Sand

Most signifying tweet I've seen to-day:

"I have only 140 characters, so please listen very, very carefully. A huge badger just broke into my office and he seems angry. Please send h"

By Mike Nelson. I hope he's okay.

Meanwhile, last night my twerrific tweets twere;

Motorcycle cop sneezed on the freeway.
The sushi bar waitress loves
War and Peace.
I made a powerful pita segue.
Quiet trivial tasks shall never cease.


Yes, I did see a motorcycle cop sneeze on the freeway. And now he's probably sneezing because I'm talking about him.*

I had to get groceries yesterday, so I stopped at a sushi place for lunch where the middle aged waitress tapped my copy of War and Peace and said, "Very good book. Read it a long time ago. Better than Harry Potter."

I told her I was really enjoying it so far, but added, "I'm only about a fourth of the way through." I realised as I said it this might be a somewhat difficult statement for someone who didn't sound like she understood English very well. Sometimes I'm really bad at economy with my words. In moments of crisis when a simple "Look out!" is probably best, I tend to opt for the "They have a crosswalk so you should probably stop," or "I guess this stuff is flammable." It's probably the same reason I can only twitter in verse.

I think a big part of why people like me have trouble understanding the phenomenon of Twitter is that we don't text. It's easy to forget how thoroughly texting has permeated the social landscape--watching my sister compulsively text while watching television, I always get the feeling there's an entire, unselfconscious alternate dialect massive portions of the population have sort of organically developed. I don't quite understand it, which makes me reluctant to look down on it.

I listened to Keith Olbermann while colouring last night and he was discussing Tea bagging--as in, the right wing political protest, not the act of dipping a scrotum onto someone's face. What amazes me even more than the fact that the protesters would haplessly adopt such a name for what they're doing is that they don't seem to have a very clear idea of what they're protesting. There's been no tax increase for the middle class or any proposal of such a tax increase--the people seem to be protesting actually how their money is being spent in attempts to combat the subprime mortgage crisis. That people would become angry enough to protest in large numbers government spending in order to manage a real economic crisis seems a bit surreal until you hear about the corporate sponsorship of the phenomenon through propaganda (Fox News) and even contests and prizes. It's not grassroots, but "astroturfing", as Paul Krugmen and a number of other analysts have said.

This seems to me a demonstration of our peculiar ghost world (once again, I'm co-opting Daniel Clowes' term). There's always been propaganda and groupthink, but with the unprecedented media distribution of to-day, the masses of people being shepherded are perhaps more firmly convinced of their worldliness and ability to spot authenticity than any other known society. Cheap information and platforms for information seem to have propagated some lazy thinking. I guess we can only hope that these new networks do more good than harm at the end of the day. While it may be easier for a corporation to manipulate large groups of people, it's also easier to distribute alternate perspectives. Mostly I think we just need more open minded people.


*Don't get that joke, but you're familiar with not getting it because of the hundreds of times you've seen it in anime and manga? Read this.

Falling Into My Old Sleeping Schedule . . .

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Presumably Beautiful Bog Naiads and Beat

Last night's tweets;

Richard Pryor knew about booze and crabs.
A hungry day of pitas and hummus.
It seems sort of vaguely good for my abs.
We need more Jack Kerouacs among us.


I had a lot of colouring to catch up on yesterday--the double whammy of my birthday and Easter set me back a little more than I expected it too, but I'm confident I'll have the next chapter finished in time. I spent eight hours just colouring yesterday while listening to a variety of talking things--I listened to stand-up comedy by Chris Rock, Artie Lange, and Richard Pryor as well as someone reading "Moon Bog" by H.P. Lovecraft and the first thirty minutes of Jack Kerouac reading his own On the Road, an odd mix to be sure.

I love Kerouac so much. I'm not even necessarily talking about the quality of his work--there's just such an irrepressible warmth and love for everything in his style, and you can hear it in his voice when he reads, though he doesn't sound quite as exuberant in the On the Road recording as he does in some of the shorter pieces I have. In that first thirty minutes hardly anything really happens, just Kerouac hitchhiking, really, but his affection for the people he ends up travelling with and the strange sight to him of prairie in the night is mysteriously beautiful. I listened to the first half of one of my favourite segments from the book last night, where he and a young Mexican woman he meets on a bus abruptly end up in a relationship and start living together. Reckless and sweet, it seems impossible life can be that nice.

I hadn't had much exposure to Richard Pryor's stand-up before last night--I knew him mainly from the bits of movies I'd seen him in as a kid and from Lost Highway. Mostly I remembered him playing nitwits, and it was clear to me from listening to his stand-up that he had been totally miscast in such roles. Less a stooge and more of a Groucho Marx, Pryor had an amazing rapport with the New Orleans audience seen in Here and Now, the stand-up special I listened to last night. As the crowd threw equal parts love and hate at him, Pryor could throw it back with satisfying creativity.

This kind of goes back to the subject of objectification--if you're a performer, someone a lot of people are watching keenly without establishing a two-way relationship, whether you're a stripper or a film director, you're playing with the natural hatred people have for the chutzpah of anyone who dares presume they're good enough to be on a stage, and the preconceptions the audience foists on the artist as a defence mechanism and as part of a need for wish fulfilment. So Pryor has to deal with a room of people throwing conceptions of race and alcohol consumption and work with them, or face the wrath of the mob. But Pryor can turn these things on their heads without the audience quite knowing what's happening because he's gotten to them through sheer talent--he seems to bring out the love that was really hidden underneath the bullshit, anyway.

I'm pretty sure I'd read "Moon Bog" before, but it's been a couple years now since I read Lovecraft. It's a nice story, though I think Lovecraft might have feared naiads a lot more than me.

Sonnet by the Nose



Yeah, almost forgot to do this. I'm so tired right now.

Twitter Sonnet #8

Amazon just sent me an empty box.
And Snow left for me a freshly dead mouse.
While Saffy remains in love with my socks.
I need a little more tea in this house.
Down to the last can of minestrone.
Saw old
Star Trek with new cg effects.
Doesn't seem like an improvement to me.
But the remastered sound really connects.
My phone battery's irreplaceable.
I drank a great big green tea with my lunch.
New pasta sauce oughta be edible.
I had no teas and now I have a bunch.
Where the fuck does all my time go to?
Way too much motherfucking shit to do.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Transmitted Respiration and Other Involuntary Functions of the New Flesh

RIP Marylin Chambers.



Rabid's one of my favourite David Cronenberg movies, possibly for the way it explores social sexual issues. It can be seen as a forerunner to Videodrome as a porn star turning people into ravenous, zombie-like cannibals is a bit similar to Videodrome's idea of violent, sexual imagery being used to turn people into assassins. But Rabid is more of a meditation on society sanctioned objectification of women and a corresponding unsympathetic hunger produced. Chambers' character is at the centre of the storm and carries the film by portraying the often ignored complexity of the issue--Rose didn't choose to be what she is, but she has to survive by this dynamic society has fallen into. The fundamental horror polite society feels isn't provoked by the fact that women are being objectified, but by the fact that some women get off on it. It's the sort of hypocrisy that arises when physical needs are kept under the floorboards.

Like Videodrome, some might consider Rabid to contradict itself by being a violent and sexually explicit movie while seeming to condemn violent and sexually explicit imagery. I've always been of the opinion that Cronenberg's intention was more to discourage passive viewing.

Last night's tweets;

My phone battery's irreplaceable.
I drank a great big green tea with my lunch.
New pasta sauce oughta be edible.
I had no teas and now I have a bunch.


I was running all over the place yesterday. I had to go the bank and then to the mall in order to buy phone minutes and hopefully a new battery. Except I found I'd forgotten my phone when I arrived at the mall, had to drive back, and when I finally presented it to the irritable Verizon man I was told no-one makes batteries for my phone anymore. "Try eBay," he said. He was already mad at me because I couldn't use the Verizon self-service computer to buy minutes because for some reason my phone plan always makes that computer crash.

Anyway, I've once again got a lot to do to-day, so I'd better get to it . . .

Monday, April 13, 2009

They Who Eat Soup

The guys at the Rifftrax blog have been playing with this movie maker thing lately. Here's one I made;



Way too addictive. The people sound a bit like the Indian woman on the phone from Amazon who helped me with my empty box problem.

Last night's tweets;

Down to the last can of minestrone.
Saw old
Star Trek with new cg effects.
Doesn't seem like an improvement to me.
But the remastered sound really connects.


My mother got me the remastered Star Trek original series for my birth day, and I've watched a few episodes with my family. All the space shots have been replaced with cgi, which must have taken a lot of work but the end result kind of doesn't accomplish much. There's a style that goes along with the limited special effects of a 1960s science fiction series--the model makers didn't know to put a bunch of tiny details on the Enterprise, for example. It could be just me, but the cgi really doesn't look much more real than the old shots of the models, so what you end up with is just a slightly different feel, one that mixes a bit oddly with the footage of the actors and sets.

On the other hand, the remaster sound is pretty great. The picture looks good, too, and I guess I really don't mind the cgi. There's nothing quite as egregious as the Star Wars special editions.

I have a lot to do to-day and I spent far too much time on that video. Gods, I hope they stop inventing addictive internet time sucks soon . . .

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Nervous Systems

Last night's tweets;

Amazon just sent me an empty box.
And Snow left for me a freshly dead mouse.
While Saffy remains in love with my socks.
I need a little more tea in this house.


I was all set to complain to-day about the fact that Amazon sent me an empty box in the mail that was supposed to contain Happy Mania vol. 2 until I saw via Robyn Massachusetts' live journal and Neil Gaiman's twitter that Amazon has removed a number of books from their sales rankings for no good reason and my problem suddenly seems like small potatoes. It's bad enough Amazon would choose to marginalise erotic literature by subtly suggesting their popularity is not a legitimate reality, but lumping gay literature and anything with certain levels of explicit in the group is just hugely sad. Bill O'Reilly not long ago painted his face as a "culture warrior"--there are people who are tightly opposed to any healing of the divides in America. They still think they're going to make us freaks all disappear one day, and their own stomachs with us.

The truth so many people can't face is that human beings are weird and it's beautiful. I have some photographic evidence from Buca di Beppo, where my family and I had dinner last night for my birthday;




Butter!


Naked men deliver.


Sanctified outdoor nudity keeps watch.


It's the freakin' pope room!




One of many Frank Sinatra pictures.



This somehow is a completely heavenly image to me.


Looks a bit like a David Lynch sports bar here.




Velvet paintings!





Almost done with my cheese manicotti. SEE WHAT SETSULED SEES, EAT WHAT SETSULED EATS. Those aren't my ribs, obviously.


The men's room. The top picture, I guess, is to make sure you remember what you're supposed to do here. I'll let you have fun speculating what they want you to do with the girls on the trapeze.


Reveal strange secrets to me, o candelabra!


Another attempt to photograph Saffy. She resists focus, as always.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Sun in the Metal Egg

Not much time to-day because I'm going with my family to dinner for my birthday.

I really liked the season finale of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. For the scene of John checking Cameron's nuclear power core alone. Everything about that scene--from her saying she wants to kill him to the unambiguously sexual imagery--easily the sexiest moment in Terminator history (though the blushing sex scene in the first film isn't much competition). I'm only disappointed that the way the episode ended suggested it's going to be a very long time before there's any opportunity of exploring their relationship.

Which is a shame because there's a lot of potential here--more than just the Christ figure making love to the Devil. You've got ground for exploring the fundamental value of love and dealing with Terminator's psychopathic subtext.

Anyway, I'm about out of time, so I'll leave you with this;

Twitter Sonnet #7

Dr. Pepper never does expire.
Some slow cars will not turn right on red lights.
My bologna's not named Oscar Mayer.
Julie Andrews looks quite good at great heights.
This town makes me want a quesadilla.
I'm still drinking the same Dr. Pepper.
No-one solves a problem like Maria.
Croissants currently not in this sector.
A bad metro maze led to a pawn shop.
And so now I am a thirty year-old.
Wonder when would be a good time to stop.
I can't say any fire has gone cold.
This is a job for fermented honey.
And yes I am The Red Easter Bunny.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Oh, Wow

I guess this is kind of old news, but I just saw this . . . and I am . . . awed.

Truth in False Depths

Last night's tweets;

This town makes me want a quesadilla.
I'm still drinking the same Dr. Pepper.
No-one solves a problem like Maria.
Croissants currently not in this sector.


I wasn't watching The Sound of Music, but the line fit and it kept up the Julie Andrews theme. Do tweets now influence life?

Twitter seems to be a bit buggy still--I've noticed a few of my tweets simply fail to post, and some tweets posted by people I'm following aren't showing up on my following list. I created my Twitter profile when Robyn Massachusetts invited me a year or two ago but Twitter only seems to have really exploded in the past couple months.

Just checking a moment ago, I see my following page has just utterly stopped posting tweets from the people I'm following. It'd be sort of exciting if the thing just sank to-day, if the fail whale were pulled down into the sea by a giant squid.

Gods, I miss the old submarine ride at Disneyland. The coolest part was where you dived to depths where light couldn't penetrate and saw a giant squid fighting a sperm whale. It always freaked me out when I was a kid--no haunted house could compare.

Last night I watched The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer with Rifftrax accompaniment. What an awful film. I remember seeing an interview with Jessica Alba on Dark Horizons where she was asked about the differences between working on the first Fantastic Four movie and Sin City and she said, of Fantastic Four, "It's very big and it's a huge movie for Fox and there's a lot of pressure that it does well. So it really couldn't be more different."

Rise of the Silver Surfer felt like it spent months going through a bureaucratic colon whose purpose was to smooth out any edge or trace of challenging material. It took the traditional story of superheroes torn between their desire for a normal life and the knowledge that their powers carry responsibility and takes it past the borders of mundane and beyond into vast, lifeless space. That the movie chooses to insult women by implying it's normal for Sue Storm to put her wedding at a higher priority than averting a danger to the lives of millions of people isn't particularly surprising, but that it also insults men by having Reed Richards feel shame for not agreeing with her takes the film to an extra stratosphere of phoney character motivations.

This is a movie about crossing and dotting nonexistent letters in the alphabet of the human soul. An awkward cut to Ben Grimm donning a hoodie during the climactic action sequence was so clearly there because someone said the audience would insist on knowing how Grimm got the hoodie when we saw him in later shots. Time was spent establishing dialogue between Johnny Storm and a young female military officer so perfunctorily and with a pay off so flaccid one wonders if the people behind the scenes even understand why people are ever interested in other people.

Obviously, I have my gripes about the Watchmen movie, but it was nice to see a film prove that a naked guy walking around isn't going to damage the souls of the viewing audience. Every time I saw the Silver Surfer's smooth crotch, it was like a sign that said, "Comic book fans are terrified of sex." Which I don't think is a fair statement. At least, I'd like to think it isn't.

Anyway, the Rifftrax was pretty funny.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Between the Legs of the Mind are the Genitals of the Heart

Last night's tweets;

Dr. Pepper never does expire.
Some slow cars will not turn right on red lights.
My bologna's not named Oscar Mayer.
Julie Andrews looks quite good at great heights.


I eat fake bologna, of course.

Last night Russell Brand twatted, "Right. I'm off to gargle with oestrogen till I become a gorgeous treble-gendered-cyborg - then we'll see who ought run the country. NIGHT. X" How am I just starting to hear about this guy?

Looks like Howard Stern's adopted Stephen Colbert's twitter verb "twat" (possibly only for past tense). So it is now Pervert Law. Something else to make it hard for normal people not to notice "twitter" already sounds dirty.

I listened to part of the Mary Poppins commentary last night. Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke both gushed about the matte paintings--they really are spectacular in that movie. Dick Van Dyke compared some of his antics in the film to Jim Carrey. "Someone told me Jim Carrey owes his whole career to this scene," he said during the "Jolly Holiday" sequence. He listed his own influences as Lou Costello and Charlie Chaplin.

Both he and Andrews agreed there was something Chaplin-esque about the way Mary walked and stood with her toes pointed out and a little up. Whenever a shot displayed Mary's feet, Van Dyke and/or Andrews would say, "Foot flexed!"

Karen Dotrice, who played one of the Banks' children, was also on the commentary and talked about how a lot of the effects on screen were just as amazing live, including the bottomless "carpet bag".

This morning I watched the season premiere of Hayate no Gotoku, which was dismally boring, and the third episode of Maria Holic, which is beautiful to look at. Akiyuki Shinbo brings the same unrelenting flood of intricate and decorative imagery he brought to Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, but it's kind of overwhelming in Maria Holic because the newer series doesn't have the Zetsubo information blitz to keep up. But I love Maria Holic's subversive gender themes--it seems to be going to and expanding on territory that hasn't really been exploited since Ranma 1/2.



I found a bunch of unopened Dr. Pepper bottles in my closet. I opened one and it seems to taste okay. A google search found a lot of discussions online about whether or not soda actually does expire, and mostly the consensus seems to be it doesn't. It's been so long since I had the patience to finish a bottle of soda in one sitting . . .

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Amino Acids in the Orchestra

Good news, everyone! For a mere seventy dollars you can have your very own 12 inch tall Captain Antilles figure! Yes, the striking Rebel officer seen briefly at the beginning of A New Hope and possible relative of the illustrious Wedge Antilles (that's common knowledge, right?) can now be yours. Physically!



That's Darth Vader moments after he'd delivered a rap to Luke decidedly different from the promise to collude in destroying the Emperor at the end of The Empire Strikes Back. It's conceivable Vader's motives have shifted or he's simply become more passive, weighted down by despair perhaps. But there are other things about The Return of the Jedi that are inarguably flaws.

Luke's Plan!

"Okay, first we'll give them our droids so they can deliver a message and keep my lightsabre safe while I'm captured. Leia, you go in and thaw out Han. I'm not going to help you in this stage because your real objective is to become Jabba's sex slave--I'm sure you don't mind. It has to be this way so that I can come in and somehow improvise killing the Rancor with a femur and a skull. Then, when we're about to be executed, we'll surprise our enemies by killing them all! They'll never see that coming! Ready? Break!"

Then of course there's the detour on Endor so the gang can chase down some speeder bikes and an Imperial Legion can be taken down by an army of teddy bears armed with sticks and stones. All this because the movie can't very well spend time fulfilling the relationship between Han and Leia rendered in the second film--Leia is so robbed in the third film. Not only do we side-step the implications of her captivity with Jabba and her new relationship with Han, we also avoid exploring what it means that a guy she'd made out with turned out to be her brother.

It's hard to say what Lucas' intensions were in making Luke and Leia siblings. One might speculate it was a quick solution to not having time or narrative drive to resolve the relationship the two seemed to have in the first movie so that Leia could move on to Han. But Lucas told John Williams to score the films with discernable themes for characters and concepts after the manner of Wagner's operas, so I sort of wonder if Lucas was inspired by the incestuous relationship in Die Walkure, which features a brother and sister falling in love without knowing they're related. That Siegfried, Oden's chosen hero, is the offspring of the incestuous relationship is also reminiscent of the hero Luke being the son of the evil Vader. That we learn in the prequel trilogy that Vader was conceived by the midichlorians is a bit reminiscent of Oden fathering Siegmund and Sieglinde.

Maybe someone ought to have pointed out to Lucas that Wagner got along just fine without micro organisms, but on the other hand, the Star Wars series is a fantasy story told in a Science Fiction environment. It can't be easy, in the planning stages, to know when there's too much of one or the other to unbalance the thing.

I don't hate Return of the Jedi. It's much more of a kid's movie, but I do pretty much like the resolution between Vader and Luke, I like the Emperor, and I like the space battles. And I love B-wings.



Yesterday had a lot of distractions, but it was a good day. There was a nice, long telephone conversation with Trisa, and I got some fresh flat bread.

Twitter Sonnet #6

Star Wars seemed fresh again for me to-night.
I sat with a grey cat on the back porch.
Was jumped by a pit-bull who didn't bite.
Wonder why a waste ghoul would need a torch.
Scotch is such a smart compliment to lunch.
A black cat got her pink collar removed.
My flat bread is stale and starting to crunch.
The cold air is quietly fog approved.
Human girls are sometimes hot as Twi'leks.
Red rings of death are nicer than blue screens.
Supermen are spotted by their cow licks.
David Lynch coffee's all about the beans.
Almost forgot to finish this sonnet.
To win at the poems you have to want it.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Tyrants

Last night's tweets;

Scotch is such a smart compliment to lunch.
A black cat got her pink collar removed.
My flat bread is stale and starting to crunch.
The cold air is quietly fog approved.


My sister's cat Saffy was wearing a collar yesterday and it was decided the collar was unnecessary, so now her neck is free once more.

I'm thinking I probably need a new mouse. I'm not touching it right now, but I can see the cursor slowly moving up and slightly to the left--now it's moving down. It's a laser mouse on a fifteen year old mouse pad, so that could be the problem. Maybe I oughta put a ouija board under it.

I watched The Empire Strikes Back last night. Still my favourite of the original trilogy, but I'm reflecting a bit on how kids tend to prefer Return of the Jedi while grown-ups like Empire. "It ends on a down note," as Dante said in Clerks, but I don't think it's just that adults are more used to disappointment. There's a subtler layering of character and theme in the second film--I've already blogged at length about this, so I won't retread it now, but even having analysed it to death the movie's still not, er, dead. What is it that makes Luke drop off into the abyss instead of going with Vader? Just youthful stubbornness? That's part of it. But the whole movie's about Vader, the hard man executing his subordinates left and right because he's already got everything figured out versus kids who make a lot of mistakes. We sympathise with them more because they're awkward, but the movie tells us to "unlearn what you have learned"--even the kids who don't know much can be tripped up by what they know as it clashes with what they don't know. "Only the shallow know themselves," as Oscar Wilde said. Han and Leia aren't lacking in insight with the barbs they throw at each other, but they fail to see why they're inclined to fight.

While I was at my parents' house yesterday, I watched a bit of The Wild One on TCM. I'd forgotten how good that movie is. I think I underestimated it the first time I watched it. It's also a movie about misfit kids and adults who've sold their soul. Marlon Brando's character parading around the trophy he stole is almost too big a metaphor for his simultaneous need to rebel against and be accepted by the world of adults. It's really Brando's performance that makes it work, and makes us feel like he cares far more about justice than the sheriff or any of the supposed figures of authority in town.

Looking at YouTube for some clips last night from the great, underappreciated film noir Nightmare Alley, I discovered the entire movie was online along with a lot of other great films in this playlist compiled by a user named utubesucks2008. If you're looking to watch some great, old movies and you can't afford to buy them and you don't have the means to download them in better quality, I can recommend several on this playlist, especially The Red Shoes, The Thief of Bagdad, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Out of the Past, and . . . well, there's just a lot of good movies on this list. The three Fred Astaire movies are all worth watching--Rita Hayworth's amazing in two of the Astaire movies listed. Leave Her to Heaven is another often overlooked great film noir, though if you watch it, I advise you to pretend the person the movie tells you is the villain is actually the hero. You'll enjoy it a lot more.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Ghost Wars of the 1950s

Er, Lord Vader, your helmet's on crooked.



I don't think I ever spotted that before. I've seen Star Wars something like eight billion times, like most guys my age. I watched it over and over again as a kid, plenty of times in high school, and more than a few times as an adult. Last night was one of those occasions where all of the previous viewings and exposure to different parodies just melted away and I got sucked in by the story.

My enjoyment is still heightened a bit by nostalgia, and not just for the movie itself. Different bits of the movie would take me back to playing certain Star Wars video games for hours a day, especially X-Wing, TIE Fighter and the Super Nintendo's Super Star Wars and Super Return of the Jedi (for some reason I didn't really play much of Super Empire Strikes Back). Normally these days if I want something like a fresh Star Wars viewing experience I watch Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress, the movie from which Lucas borrowed much of the plot for the first Star Wars film. The Hidden Fortress is three hours long, but I tend to find myself compulsively watching it to the end whenever I put it in.

On the Criterion edition of The Hidden Fortress, there's an interview with George Lucas where, among other things, he talks about how artists are influenced by older stories and how, really, very few plots have actually been invented by mankind;



It's kind of funny Lucas refers to Leia as being more "stand and fight" than Princess Yuki. I actually think Yuki's a lot feistier.

My clues tweets from last night;

Star Wars seemed fresh again for me to-night.
I sat with a grey cat on the back porch.
Was jumped by a pit-bull who didn't bite.
Wonder why a waste ghoul would need a torch.


The dog was Tim's pit-bull, Cayden, who jumped up on me despite Tim's dad trying to restrain him. I'm definitely more of a cat person, but I'm starting to feel more affection for Cayden. Dogs just seem to want to express love all the time. It's not their fault they're smelly and sort of messy. It's like my relationship with charcoal--I once left an art class because the teacher insisted we work with charcoal and I was tired of getting it all over my hands. I had all the experience with charcoal I needed in high school art classes, I figured one oughta have license to be a little choosier in college. But that doesn't mean I think charcoal looks bad.

The last tweet was a reference to Fallout 3, which I played more of at Tim's house last night. I took some screenshots of my character, who's usually dressed like this;



But for friendlier areas, there's a lot of cool 50s clothes to wear.



I love this grey suit, which reminds me of Vertigo;




That's the Washington Monument in the background. I am really enjoying wandering around this game world, though I'm still not spending much time engaging in the game's dialogue, which is just not nearly as fun as it was in Fallout 2. Though I do sort of love the floating spherical robots roaming around, transmitting fireside chats by the post-apocalyptic U.S. president played by Malcolm McDowell. The guy completely fails at an American accent but, hey, he's Malcolm McDowell and that's good enough for me.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

The Heart's Slinky Down the Stairwells of Aircraft Carriers

Twitter Sonnet #5

A slope shouldered man was young Bill Murray.
I pwned at parallel parking to-night.
Lately I don't feel much need for hurry.
But I want my manoeuvres to be tight.
Nicholas Cage has quite a long, sad face.
I see in cold mall lots, kid culture thrives.
Does buying bobbins have to be a race?
Kids quickly clump up in twos, threes, and fives.
I remembered too late to eat dinner.
Oddly dead was Denny's for Saturday.
For efficient sloth I am a winner.
I want to watch more decent anime.
I can't change my profile picture right now.
I guess this one's not so bad anyhow.


I added a bunch of people to my follow list on Twitter yesterday. Mostly I find them by looking at the follow lists of people I'm already following, though that's not always a sure-fire way to tell if the twitter profiles I'm looking at are genuine--someone needs to tell Ana Marie Cox that she's not following the real Keith Olbermann.

I'm still trying to decide if this Matt Chamberlain is the Matt Chamberlain who's been a drummer for David Bowie, Morrissey, Tori Amos, and many others. It doesn't look like he ever updates, so I guess it doesn't really matter, but if it is the same Chamberlain, it seems like he'd have potential for a lot of interesting tweets.

Every time I say or type twitter or tweet I feel like someone's grinding a lemon on my tongue, in case you're wondering.

I started following Russell Brand's twitter--the guy's really growing on me, especially after I heard him on The Howard Stern Show. Part 1 of the interview is here, but my favourite bit is at the beginning of part two (NSFW);



"A ticker-tape parade for nobody" is one of my favourite lines ever now.

Trying to think of what I wanted to do last night, I ended up Being Distracted. Every time I started to do one thing, I ended up dragging myself into another activity without even intending to. That's how I forgot to eat dinner until the wee hours. YouTube, in particular, is an insidious provocateur of mental detours. I ended up watching a bunch of "ghosts caught on camera" videos. I remember totally buying into these as a kid, so much so that they must have served the function of stories of the afterlife that satisfied children of older generations about death. I figure once I died I'd be spending eternity in some plain suburban American hallway in the form of double exposed footage or lens flares.

Now it seems American audiences are much too cynical for this sort of thing--modern shows like Ghost Hunters seem totally to lack commitment. The best new footage seems to be coming out of Japan and South Korea. What's sad is that it's not that people aren't as naive as they used to be, it's just that they're not as imaginative. People can only grasp normal folks dancing awkwardly with unskilled celebrities on Dancing with the Stars--a Fred Astaire would be meaningless to-day.

I started working on the next Venia's Travels script last night, and I got pretty far with it once I told myself it was time to stop and do something else. That's how you control your lousy attention span with The Force.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Loving the Alien

Last night's tweets;

Nicholas Cage has quite a long, sad face.
I see in cold mall lots, kid culture thrives.
Does buying bobbins have to be a race?
Kids quickly clump up in twos, threes, and fives.


To-day I also twittered "I love you" because of this meme that asked everyone to post "I love you" in their twitter, blog, or facebook just once to-day. I saw a bunch of people twittering "I love you" because of it, only they included a link to the site with the statement. I didn't include the link because I think it's probably a purer experiment not to--I think, without explanation, most people probably take it as sad and/or creepy, something I think people apprehend intuitively when they post for the meme. I don't blame them--it might seem risky confessing your affection so casually, and we know a lot of people will take you as dishonest, delusional, or whoring for attention. But I still think the people who posted it meant it, as I did, possibly because all the people posting are artists of one kind or another. I think people who "sing their heart out to the infinite sea," as The Who song goes, do have to love that sea unconditionally.

I wanted to see a movie last night, but the only thing I really wanted to see was Coraline, and I only got the idea to see a movie long after its last showing of the day. So instead I went to see the new Alex Proyas movie, Knowing. I liked it.

I saw it mostly on the strength of Roger Ebert's review, even though I know that Ebert seems to have a massive love for Proyas that practically no other critic seems to share. He didn't just write a review for this movie, he continued with a blog entry (filled with spoilers) pondering the concepts of determinism and randomness that pervade the film. "As I watched these scenes, I became aware of synchronicity in my own life," writes Ebert at one point in the blog entry, and I was reminded of a quote from Oscar Wilde's preface to The Picture of Dorian Gray; "The critic is he who can translate into another manner or a new material his impression of beautiful things. The highest as the lowest form of criticism is a mode of autobiography." The best critics transcribe their personal experience of a work of art in a work which is itself another sort of work of art, because what a critic is doing is describing his or her impression of the work of art. Objectified subjectivity, as David Lynch said.

So, Ebert's reactions to some things about the movie that I thought might be a bit weak actually seemed fine to Ebert. A perfect example is a scene in the movie where Nicolas Cage's character, a scientist named Koestler, is showing one of his colleagues, Beckman, a fifty year old artefact that seems to have perfectly predicted hundreds of future occurrences. Beckman says his scientific mind can't accept what Koestler is showing him, and my immediate thought was "That's not a very scientific reaction". Koestler was presenting Beckman with evidence so overwhelming it ought to have been treated seriously by any actually scientific mind. So I thought the movie was presenting the false dichotomy between scientists and people of faith. But Ebert didn't have a problem with it, and on reflection I see how it could be seen as part of the movie's uniting theme of people resisting what they actually would be inclined believe due to a false correlation to past experiences, like Koestler's own resistance to believing in the possibility of predetermined destiny because of his estranged relationship with his pastor father.

The great thing about the movie, which Ebert perceived before I did, is that when we're wrong about things we've believed our whole lives, the truth isn't necessarily exactly the opposite of our beliefs, and even then we aren't definitely wrong. Belief is valuable for its own sake. Again, from Oscar Wilde; "No artist desires to prove anything. Even things that are true can be proved. No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style."

I'm completely astounded this movie is rated PG-13. I say that as someone who doesn't even believe in the ratings system--I think Pan's Labyrinth, which is rated R, is a perfectly fine children's movie. But the hypocrisy of the ratings continues to astound me, invariably reflecting society's desensitisation to violence while sexuality is taboo. Knowing features an amazing plane crash sequence with burning people running out of the wreckage and a subway disaster where human bodies explode like blood water balloons. But it's PG-13 because there's no nudity and the language isn't too bad.

I remember Steven Spielberg complaining about the episode of Heroes where Claire wakes up to find her body had been cut open and the inside of her chest was exposed. Spielberg felt this was a bit too much for prime time, but I didn't give it a moment's thought when I saw it. One wonders if Spielberg is aware of the contradiction present in the fact that thirty years ago he made a PG movie where a guy gets torn up by an airplane propeller and several guys have their heads graphically melted. This is why censorship is an inherently flawed practice--the limits are different for everyone, and the majority opinion is rarely consistent.

Anyway, Knowing looks like it's extremely expensive, though convincing special effects seem to have gotten a lot cheaper. It's still amazing the movie wasn't promoted more aggressively. I can't imagine the Nicholas Cage name drawing much of a crowd anymore--I think this is the six hundredth movie he's made in 2009.

There were a lot of wonderful visuals in the movie. My favourite being a scene that begins in an attic bedroom where the curved lines of a ceiling in the dark emphasise the glowing orange of fire through a circular window, and this is followed by the horrific imagery of a burning forest beyond and terrified animals running, burning, from the trees.

There are still some things I don't like about the movie, but they're minor. The only other Alex Proyas movies I've seen are The Crow and Dark City. I really didn't like The Crow, but I've changed a lot since I last watched it. Dark City didn't make a huge impression on me either, but I've been meaning to revisit it because Ebert loves it so much.

I watched the new Dollhouse last night, which I thought changed the show fundamentally because it cast some light on what motivated these people to become dolls--it's intriguing the sort of shame that would make people want to fully abdicate free will. The new Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles was good, too. I loved what happened to Derek, and the revelation as to why Weaver seems to be at odds with the other terminators was very good.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Eye Circuits

The new red band trailer for Bruno's been released. I think I'm going to love this movie. Even more than Borat. Especially now that I know he pranks Ron Paul.

My tweets from last night;

A slope shouldered man was young Bill Murray.
I pwned at parallel parking to-night.
Lately I don't feel much need for hurry.
But I want my manoeuvres to be tight.


After I uploaded the new Venia's Travels last night, I went out to get a coffee and some groceries only to discover the Starbucks I know to be open the latest around here now closes earlier. So I took a chance and went to The Living Room, where I found a spot to park against all the odds of such an early hour and glided though a perfect 10 parallel park. I wished I'd brought my book, because I got a nice seat, too.

I continued with my Bill Murray mood by watching Meatballs last night, which I'd never seen before. I remember seeing an old Siskel and Ebert segment from the mid-1980s devoted to Bill Murray and his career up to that point where both critics seemed to agree that it was the fact that Bill Murray seemed slightly detached from his films, and seemed to be making fun of them with the audience, that made him great--much like Groucho Marx. And this was definitely evident in Meatballs, which would otherwise be a sort of limp teenage camping movie. Murray has standard scenes like reaching out to the strange kid and rallying the camp before the physical competitions with a rival camp, and all such scenes work precisely because Murray isn't committed to them. It's the strangest thing--Murray's like a dangerous animal; you're not quite sure what he's going to do or why. His rallying speech with the repeated line, which he begins to scream like a crazed reverend, "IT DOESN'T MATTER" approaches Heath Ledger Joker levels of psychopathic anarchy. I felt sort of bad for the woman playing his love interest, a quiet and reserved little actress named Kate Lynch who tries to smile and whose performance seems to consist of surviving Bill Murray. There's absolutely no chemistry between them, but that's somehow what makes it work, like everything else in the movie.

I can't find that Siskel and Ebert segment on YouTube anymore, but Gene Siskel mentions Murray's detachment from the movies he's in in their review of Ghostbusters. I don't exactly agree that Murray seems detached from Ghostbusters. In that movie, I think he's genuinely reacting to the ghosts, but he reacts to them in the way he'd react to the movies he was in before--here, he does sell his commitment to the story, it's just that his character is very cool.

I love how much time Siskel and Ebert would spend talking about a movie back then. In the last years of Ebert and Roeper, there were so many commercials that the show had become barely more than sound bites. Even when I watch tapes I made of different shows as recently as 1996, there are less than half the commercials there seem to be on television nowadays--TiVo and watching television shows on the internet might have emerged partly because of this, as much as the increasing number of commercials may be a response to TiVo and internet. It's a bit of a chicken and the egg question, but both things are probably exacerbated by the other.

I've heard Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper are working on a new show. I hope it'll be an internet show that knows how to take its time. Here's an internet critical show I've watched a few times and like;



Even with the fast talking, the guy still spends more time on one game (or, in this case, the nature of webcomics and webcomic communities) than Ebert and Roeper were allotted for one movie.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Venia Explains It All

A new Venia's Travels is online. Come for the gratuitous nudity, stay for the talking heads.

Choosing Olives

Looking at Brent Spiner's Wikipedia entry, I discovered that Fiona Apple's sister is named Maude Maggart. I love that name.

Brent Spiner's Twitter page is pretty interesting. He seems to be using it to tell about his fictional(?) experiences at an asylum. Or something.

From my Twitter page, I present;

Twitter Sonnet #4

My favourite Pokemon is Purin.
Might want to see new
Ghostbusters movie.
Thinking again of
Children of Hurin.
My absinthe is protected from UV.
Vacuum can't quite get the dust from the floor.
Mall parking garage was dark and empty.
Image search yields few shots of night time moor.
By the bank there is a big fallen tree.
Spaghetti won't fit in stomach with bread.
Up late but I can't seem to sleep past noon.
I hate how dark pencils have softer lead.
On this cloudy night I can't see the moon.
Sort of sick last night from puttanesca.
Woken by lawnmower loud like cessna.


I think this is my favourite one so far.

Looking over David Lynch's twitter page, I see a little while ago he twittered, "Works of art consist of objectifying subjectivity." Perfectly said.

I find myself wishing William S. Burroughs were alive and twittering. I bet his twitter would be one of the most brilliant things in the world.

I think it was the puttanesca sauce that made me feel sick. It was like there was a big lead weight in my stomach. I feel better this morning, but I still got a bit nauseous when I did crunches. I can't blow those off, though--my stomach feels like a paper lantern when I skip crunches.

This Francis Ford Coppola brand puttanesca sauce is normally really good, so I'm a little reluctant to throw it out without knowing for sure if it's the cause. Maybe it's because I've otherwise cut so far back on sodium lately. I had a martini a couple nights ago, I only had one olive in it, and it was almost too much. I heard a story about how Jennifer Aniston takes the olives out of her martinis because she feels the sodium makes her eyes puffy. Which is pretty ridiculous, but it is amazing how much sodium is in those things--like 20 percent of the daily recommended sodium intake per olive on most brands I look at. I've been using garlic stuffed olives lately which are only 5% per olive, but it still seems like a lot. To think I use to put no less than three olives in my martinis.

I need to finish colouring the next Venia's Travels to-day. Paint Shop Pro 8 is pretty resource hungry, but otherwise I'm having no problem with it. A lot of the functions have been re-categorised, which makes me wonder how decisions like that get made. Who decided the "blur" function is better kept under "adjust" than under "image"? Was there anyone out there saying to themselves, "Fucking finally!"

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

How Monopoly Money got to be the World's Strongest Currency

I wonder what political motivation John McCain could possibly have for seeking a pardon for Jack Johnson right now. Maybe I'm being a little too liberal here, but it seems to me a pardon implies some actual guilt on the part of Johnson. The White House apologising for convicting a black man for loving a white woman would seem more appropriate. But surely there are some more pressing issues right now that make John McCain spending his energy on a crusade about a 1913 conviction seem badly timed?

Last night's tweets;

Vacuum can't quite get the dust from the floor.
Mall parking garage was dark and empty.
Image search yields few shots of night time moor.
By the bank there is a big fallen tree.


I know it was a Tuesday night and everything but the mall was the emptiest I can remember seeing it since I went there on the morning of 9/11. I've heard a lot of big stores are going to start disappearing. I certainly can't imagine Starbucks maintaining all its locations--though the Starbucks was crowded yesterday.

This morning I read the new Sirenia Digest. Its first story, Caitlin's "A CANVAS FOR INCOHERENT ARTS" was a nice exploration of tension and the mystery of human interaction through the vehicle of fetishism. I was reminded of David Lynch and Alfred Hitchcock, but I was also reminded of one of the things that prose fiction can do that visual media like film really can't take advantage of, which is absolute darkness. The peculiar mix of searching, fear, and comfort created by a completely lightless environment just can't be communicated better than with prose. A blank, black screen with maybe the sound of someone breathing can be effective for short bursts, but inevitably it removes the viewer from the film if prolonged.

The second story in the digest is Sonya Taaffe's "Till Human Voices Wake Us", which is a story I'd already read in her Singing Innocence and Experience collection, but it was nice seeing it again.

Last night I looked into upgrading my copy of Paint Shop Pro. I'd heard that after Corel bought the series, they'd essentially sabotaged it by simply adding increasingly bloated interfaces without actually improving any programme functions, so I installed version 8.1, the second to last version before Corel's acquisition. It runs a little slower, but I think I can manage--images do seem to look better when resized with 8. Hentai Kid recommended a programme called Gimp to me, which I'll probably try along with PhotoShop when I have more time to learn a new interface. I haven't tried using PhotoShop in years, but I remember finding it a bit clunky. Maybe it's improved.

This is one of my favourite title sequences for a movie--better than the movie itself, unfortunately;