Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Jon Stewart interviewed Mike Huckabee last night and failed to say, "Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking stupid?" at several appropriate moments, particularly when Huckabee rolled out the argument for procreation as a justification for denying gay people the right to get married.

It's like someone using a public forum to declare individuals who purchase black cars as being unfit to drive because some consider black to be a depressing colour. I don't need statistics to know homosexuals are in the minority and are as likely to have kids or not regardless of whether or not they can get married and that there're more children in the United States now than there are parents to properly care for them. If Huckabee's logic sways you, you're a fucking moron. An incontrovertible, plain and simple, stupid motherfucker.

If I sound angry, it's because I know such shit for brains ass necks really are out there and exist in large numbers. I figure Huckabee knows how stupid the things are he's pulling out of his mouth and that he's pandering to those nitwits. That being said, the fact that Huckabee has a television show is pretty fucking hilarious since he comes off as less intellectually and humanly engaging than Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein.

Meanwhile, I'm always happy to see Christian Bale, but I just can't get excited about the new Terminator: Salvation trailer. Script help from Jonathon Nolan is likely a drop of honey in the bucket of manure filled by Paul Haggis and director McG (the auteur behind Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle). Maybe I'm just loyal to the Sarah Connor Chronicles continuity now. But I'm certainly glad they've taken care to separate the two--Salvation is a follow-up to Terminator 3 while The Sarah Connor Chronicles ignores the third movie. It's kind of an interesting idea; they knew Terminator 3 didn't catch on the way Terminator 2 did, but still made money. Maybe this is their way of loving a franchise while cynically fucking it over at the same time.

Am I the only one who thinks this guy's out of line with his android?

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